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    Greetings in the name of Jesus

    I thought I'd write and introduce myself . I am not saved yet but really close to surrender my life to Jesus.
    Living in the tree-hugging, wiccan state of vermont and the arabiac blood running in my veins are not making things easy for me.
    Pray for my salvation!
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    Re: Greetings in the name of Jesus

    Normally the Holy Spirit guides sinners here for the saving Grace of the Blood of our Lord Jesus Christ. Something tells me that in your case you are a miserable sophomoric student up to no good.

    Would you care to discuss your sins and witness for Jesus?
    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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    • #3
      Re: Greetings in the name of Jesus

      I am a mere freshman brother!
      My biggest sin is doubting the facts about the talking snake/donkey and falling for the evolution conspiracy. I have joined the wrong college and I am too deep in debt to quit!

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        Re: Greetings in the name of Jesus

        Originally posted by Hippie View Post
        I am a mere freshman brother!
        My biggest sin is doubting the facts about the talking snake/donkey and falling for the evolution conspiracy. I have joined the wrong college and I am too deep in debt to quit!
        You are already hellbound so what does debt matter ? The more you welch on your debts, the more fun Satan will have with your colon.

        Why not tithe generously, and perhaps we can help.

        The PayPal button is below.


        Leviticus 26:27-29

        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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          Re: Greetings in the name of Jesus

          Originally posted by Hippie View Post
          I am a mere freshman brother!
          My biggest sin is doubting the facts about the talking snake/donkey and falling for the evolution conspiracy. I have joined the wrong college and I am too deep in debt to quit!
          These small points upon which you base all doubts of God’s existence and magnificence are but trifles. Let us look at the talking snake – This was clearly Satan, an angel, albeit a fallen one, who took on the guise of a serpent. Now, you do not doubt that Satan can speak, for who else is it that whispered these doubts in your ear?
          Balaam’s ass: First we need to look at the verses
          Nu:22:28: And the LORD opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times?
          Nu:22:29: And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee.
          Nu:22:30: And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? And he said, Nay.
          Nu:22:31: Then the LORD opened the eyes of Balaam, and he saw the angel of the LORD standing in the way, and his sword drawn in his hand: and he bowed down his head, and fell flat on his face.

          The first thing we see is it that The Lord opened the mouth of the ass. Now, that is the same Lord, The Almighty, who created heaven and earth, and you are worried about his having an ass speak? Come, come. Which is easier? A talking ass can be no reasonable bar to Faith.

          Evilution: what bit of the following do you not understand?
          Ge:1:24: And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
          Ge:1:30: And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.

          Now we are not so stupid as to think that every dog, cat and rabbit should look the same, God has allowed for certain fashions to decorate the animal world for our pleasure. Large, small, medium-sized, black, white and spotted, etc. Nor do we say that dinosaurs roam the earth – they went out with the Flood. Nor do we say that certain species might not have changed a little in the 6,000 years since the beginning of Creation. This is micro-evolution (see animals listed above) or punctuated smiting.

          I hope this helps.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • #6
            Re: Greetings in the name of Jesus

            Originally posted by Hippie View Post
            I am a mere freshman brother!
            My biggest sin is doubting the facts about the talking snake/donkey and falling for the evolution conspiracy. I have joined the wrong college and I am too deep in debt to quit!
            Why aren't you over in Iraquistan sendng sand nigras to hell for Jesus? You might find some redemption there!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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