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    Hello everyone!

    I just recently joined this forum and I am very excited to get to know everyone. There's not much to me. I graduated from Liberty University with a degree in Theology and I currently teach Bible studies for middle and high school students at Central Baptist Academy (CBA). I love Jesus and I want to share His love with the world! I hope to meet everyone here!

    God bless!
    Hana
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    Re: Hello everyone!

    Hello Hana,
    I hope you find the forum easy to navigate. If you have any problems, please ask.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: Hello everyone!

      Hana, what brought you here? Is it because you have had a life filled with fluffy-bunny Christianity and now wish to make the transition to being a True Christian(tm)?
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      • #4
        Re: Hello everyone!

        Thank you for your kindness, Nobar!
        And, Ezekiel, it is because I was searching for a forum filled with Christian and Holy-Minded people and... I came across this one!

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        • #5
          Re: Hello everyone!

          Originally posted by Sister Hana May View Post
          Thank you for your kindness, Nobar!
          And, Ezekiel, it is because I was searching for a forum filled with Christian and Holy-Minded people and... I came across this one!
          Apparently they don't teach women any manners over there at false Christian Liberty U. since old man Falwell was killed by Jesus. Around here, Christian ladies address their betters as Mr. Nobar and Mr. Ezekiel.

          I assume you majored in Home Economics? Do they even teach you how to bake pies anymore over there?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: Hello everyone!

            My goodness, Pastor Ezekiel, you are right! Forgive my impertinence.
            I am sorry to Mr. Nobar and Mr. Ezekiel; I will be sure to address you as such! Forgive me for forgetting my place as a woman!

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            • #7
              Re: Hello everyone!

              Originally posted by Sister Hana May View Post
              I just recently joined this forum and I am very excited to get to know everyone. There's not much to me. I graduated from Liberty University with a degree in Theology and I currently teach Bible studies for middle and high school students at Central Baptist Academy (CBA). I love Jesus and I want to share His love with the world! I hope to meet everyone here!

              God bless!
              Hana
              Greetings and welcome!! Did you know Brother Jerry Falwell before the Lord called him home?? Jerry had HIS "last supper" (actually is was breakfast) at a Bob Evans eating establishment. My husband, Sol, has stock in the company and it TANKED after Jerry died!! But I digress... we are glad to have you...even if you did attend a semi-accredited college. D'Arlene

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              • #8
                Re: Hello everyone!

                Hello Sister D'Arlene! Thank you kindly for your warm welcome! The stock tanked?! How terrible! I met Brother Falwell, but I had never knew him personally. Thank you again for your welcome!

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello everyone!

                  Greetings good Sister! It is always ever so pleasant to have female fellowship. Perhaps we can even exchange pie recipes. You do bake pies, right?
                  Luke 5:31
                  And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello everyone!

                    Hello to you as well Sister, and thank you for welcoming me into your community! I do bake pies and I would absolutely love to exchange recipes with you! I make a mean Blueberry pie!

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