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  • psalland
    Guest
    • Mar 2009
    • 21

    #1

    Peter's Introduction

    wow, i was reading some posts here on this forum and was wondering: are you really serious and is what is said on wikipedia about this site not true?

    Awaiting your answer

    yours sincerily

    Peter
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    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #2
    Re: Pray for Michael Phelps *request denied*

    Friend, the answer to that question has been given a gazillion times now, but especially for you, I will point you to the correct version of our page before atheist vandals got hold of it.

    You might want to read THIS thread before asking any more questions.
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • psalland
      Guest
      • Mar 2009
      • 21

      #3
      Re: Pray for Michael Phelps *request denied*

      28 paid pastors 131 paid deacons 412 full time staff members ?

      Where are all these people on this forum ?

      Where do you get the money to pay emm all ?

      Mostof the once over 6000 registerd people are banned in the list, howcome?



      If my questions are to violent for you or to personal you can choose to ignore them, witch results in me thinking in a specific way about this forum.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Peter's Introduction

        Peter, you are being rude. Who are you to waltz into our Godly forum and start demanding that we answer your questions, the answers to which can be found by using the "search" function?

        This is a gathering place for True Christians(tm) where we praise Jesus and wait for God to return to earth and kill most everyone off. The least you could do is show some manners and introduce yourself.

        What church do you attend? How old are you? Tell us about Peter.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Frank Jones
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2008
          • 49

          #5
          Re: Peter's Introduction

          Originally posted by psalland View Post
          wow, i was reading some posts here on this forum and was wondering: are you really serious and is what is said on wikipedia about this site not true?

          Awaiting your answer

          yours sincerily

          Peter
          Hey Peter, are you really serious? Are you even a real person?

          You're probably just another re-re that came here in some paltry attempt to find the grace of Jesus. What you don't know is that re-re's like you have no chance of getting into heaven and having breakfast every morning with Jesus, like us.

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          • JennyD
            Honorary True Christian™
            Sweet Placid Sister
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2007
            • 9567

            #6
            Re: Peter's Introduction

            Originally posted by Frank Jones View Post
            Hey Peter, are you really serious? Are you even a real person?

            You're probably just another re-re that came here in some paltry attempt to find the grace of Jesus. What you don't know is that re-re's like you have no chance of getting into heaven and having breakfast every morning with Jesus, like us.
            Mr. Jones, may I point out that you are a "forum member", and to my knowledge have never set foot in Landover's sanctuary. So, I understand your confusion.

            This forum exists to share the Truth of God and Jesus, as He has described Himself in the Bible. We are not here to mock those who aren't Saved(c), but to help them find Jesus.
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            • barneyhilliard
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              Forum Member
              • Mar 2009
              • 96

              #7
              Re: Pray for Michael Phelps *request denied*

              Originally posted by psalland View Post
              28 paid pastors 131 paid deacons 412 full time staff members ?

              Where are all these people on this forum ?

              Where do you get the money to pay emm all ?

              Mostof the once over 6000 registerd people are banned in the list, howcome?



              If my questions are to violent for you or to personal you can choose to ignore them, witch results in me thinking in a specific way about this forum.

              This is clearly an uneducated person trying to infiltrate our forums. Just look at all of the spelling and grammatical errors! This person has obviously never opened up a Bible. In fact, he may actually be a mushlim terrorist who is trying to get information about us.
              HUNTING ATHEISTS SINCE 1989.

              I ♣ Seals!!

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              • psalland
                Guest
                • Mar 2009
                • 21

                #8
                Re: Peter\'s Introduction

                Pastor Ezekiel.

                What makes you think i attend a church ?

                Is it mandatory to attend a church for joining this conversations?

                What makes barney rubble think i am an unedicated muslim spy terrorist? where he get the information ?

                Yours sincirely

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                • Talitha
                  Deaconess
                  Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2026
                  • 15118

                  #9
                  Re: Peter\'s Introduction

                  Originally posted by psalland View Post
                  What makes barney rubble think i am an unedicated muslim spy terrorist? where he get the information ?
                  He said you are uneducated.
                  Are you so racist that you think all Muslims are uneducated?
                  We do not allow racism on these Boards.

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                  • psalland
                    Guest
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 21

                    #10
                    Re: Peter\'s Introduction

                    sorry for the double message, my browser asked me to resend information.

                    So you trying to accuse me of racism now? it gets more and more interesting how you people try to make me say bad things which is not going to happen.

                    I think you know what i mean if i say i do not have to bring racism to this board, its already present.

                    For example the thread \"bring a negro to your work today\" how would you describe that?

                    Loving your neighbour?

                    Yours sincirely

                    Peter

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                    • Talitha
                      Deaconess
                      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2026
                      • 15118

                      #11
                      Re: Peter\'s Introduction

                      Originally posted by psalland View Post
                      I think you know what i mean if i say i do not have to bring racism to this board, its already present.

                      For example the thread \"bring a negro to your work today\" how would you describe that?

                      Loving your neighbour?

                      Yours sincirely

                      Peter
                      That was a very understanding Thread showing our Christian tolerance towards Negro people.
                      I can assure you, there are no Nigras in my neighborhood.
                      Unless of course they are Housekeepers, Cooks, Maids, Gardeners, Pool Cleaners, Drivers or General Handyman.

                      Sister Talitha

                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                      • psalland
                        Guest
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 21

                        #12
                        Re: Peter\'s Introduction

                        Talhita,

                        I got your infraction at 11.16 my time, i said sorry for it in my next post at 11.17.

                        Conclusion: i was too late !!

                        I accept my punishment and bow to you :-(

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                        • Talitha
                          Deaconess
                          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2026
                          • 15118

                          #13
                          Re: Peter\'s Introduction

                          Originally posted by psalland View Post
                          Talhita,

                          I got your infraction at 11.16 my time, i said sorry for it in my next post at 11.17.

                          Conclusion: i was too late !!

                          I accept my punishment and bow to you :-(
                          I accept your apology.

                          Sister Talitha

                          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                          • psalland
                            Guest
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 21

                            #14
                            Re: Peter\'s Introduction

                            That is very kind of you.

                            What is it about the points? I got 50 from you ?

                            I bet the information is somewhere to be found but cannot find it.

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22912

                              #15
                              Re: Peter\'s Introduction

                              Originally posted by psalland View Post
                              [...]I think you know what i mean if i say i do not have to bring racism to this board, its already present.

                              For example the thread \"bring a negro to your work today\" how would you describe that?[...]
                              I would describe it as giving those people a chance to see how white people work and thus how they are able to get off welfare - are you one of those racists who just want to take all advantage from jigaboos?
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