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  • #31
    Re: Peter\'s Introduction

    Originally posted by psalland View Post
    OK, als jullie me nu gaan pakken op mijn slechte Engels ga ik maar verder in het Nederlands, dan maak ik in ieder geval geen taalfouten meer.
    Oops.
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • #32
      Re: Peter\'s Introduction

      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
      Oops.
      So the boy's a retarded, just as I thought! He can't even use satanic spelling, grammar and punctuation properly!

      Leave it to Brother Wide-Open, our resident expert on demonic gibberish, to catch any errors. We True Christians™ are nothing if not sticklers for details.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #33
        Re: Peter\'s Introduction

        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
        Oops.
        Sir Wide-Open,

        You are right I made a few mistakes in my own (gibberish?) language, but why would you add a spelling fault in my text that was not there before?
        I did not wrote the word "in" where the word "ik" should have been !

        Is it true that you administrators edit other peoples text ?
        I did not believe it till i am experiencing it my self here!

        At the moment i am writing this here; the original text in its format as I wrote it is still present in Pastor Ezekiels respond where he asked himself if I wrote my post whilst being blindfolded and grabbed in the "finer" parts of my mortal "spaceship" called body by a rabid monkey!

        I bet you are going to change that text also to make me look bad to other readers?
        Go ahead and knock yourself out, i do not mind, as long you have a good feeling about it it is ok for me.

        I will not write again in Gibberish language no more, i did that because I was being judged on a single letter misspelling in the word "which" where I accidentally added a T which was used to make me look like a racist which I am not.

        For the people who do not wish to use the google translate this is what i wrote:

        "Ok, if I am going to be judged over my poor English I will continue this conversation in Dutch, so I wont make any more spelling faults"

        I took my time to write this post to minimize the amount of spelling faults, however i cannot guarantee it is grammatical correct, excuse me if this turns out to be the case.

        Yours sincerely

        Peter

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        • #34
          Re: Peter\'s Introduction

          Originally posted by psalland View Post
          Sir Wide-Open,

          You are right I made a few mistakes in my own (gibberish?) language, but why would you add a spelling fault in my text that was not there before?
          I did not wrote the word "in" where the word "ik" should have been !

          Is it true that you administrators edit other peoples text ?
          I did not believe it till i am experiencing it my self here!

          At the moment i am writing this here; the original text in its format as I wrote it is still present in Pastor Ezekiels respond where he asked himself if I wrote my post whilst being blindfolded and grabbed in the "finer" parts of my mortal "spaceship" called body by a rabid monkey!

          I bet you are going to change that text also to make me look bad to other readers?
          Go ahead and knock yourself out, i do not mind, as long you have a good feeling about it it is ok for me.

          I will not write again in Gibberish language no more, i did that because I was being judged on a single letter misspelling in the word "which" where I accidentally added a T which was used to make me look like a racist which I am not.

          For the people who do not wish to use the google translate this is what i wrote:

          "Ok, if I am going to be judged over my poor English I will continue this conversation in Dutch, so I wont make any more spelling faults"

          I took my time to write this post to minimize the amount of spelling faults, however i cannot guarantee it is grammatical correct, excuse me if this turns out to be the case.

          Yours sincerely

          Peter
          I have a hard time understanding your point or purpose. Are you trying to be argumentative or are you just insane?
          Repent, the Kingdom of God is near & He only fires ONE warning shot! Consider LBC your warning!

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          • #35
            Re: Peter\'s Introduction

            Originally posted by ChristianInNC View Post
            I have a hard time understanding your point or purpose. Are you trying to be argumentative or are you just insane?
            Hard to tell Friend. Needless to say I did not edit his post - I don't see the added value of mocking him for four instead of three errors in one sentence of his native demon-speak. I guess I also retro-actively edited the infraction e-mail hours after he got it. But I guess asking for an apology would be like asking a platypus to sit upright.

            Furthermore, it is very rude to write anything other than Godly American on this forum!
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • #36
              Re: Peter's Introduction

              I agree on there is no value to add to the fact i made 3 instead of 4 mistakes.
              It is more about how reliable the moderators on this forum are.
              If you edit posts of other forum members and then deny you did how serious can you be taken, you did exactly as i for casted, edited even the reply of one of the other moderators that contained my original text to hide the truth.
              From now on I cannot believe anything you moderators said here, its a sad day for the truth.

              Anyways, great parody this site, looks real at first glance, but is soo easy to figure out.

              I am here with around my tenth login name because all the others where banned, even if one stays nice and friendly, you always find a way to insult or make someone say something so they can be punished.

              Yours sincerely

              Weert Gilders

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              • #37
                Re: Peter's Introduction

                I see how desperate you are to have the love of Jesus in your heart. Try not being so hostile and allow Him to be your Leader. You will not regret it.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #38
                  Re: Peter's Introduction

                  I am not hostile Nobar, at least not been to any of you under my name psalland.

                  Sorry but i don not believe in Jesus or whatever other gods.

                  You want to know what i believe? Take a look at the movie zeitgeist, thats is what i truly believe in with my brains (heart is only a muscular blood pump, no thoughts go trough there)
                  I would not be surprised if you all are one and the same person using different accounts.

                  It is all a joke to me.

                  I lmao over how you try to get people angry and make them say things.

                  And you cannot block me, ip-block not working if using the right tools.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Peter's Introduction

                    Blocking you would be preventing you from finding the salvation you clearly desperately desire. That wouldn't be very Christian, would it?

                    We want you to be saved, friend. Some people take longer to come around, but we will never stop trying to help you. Eventually you will see The Light.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Peter's Introduction

                      If i want to see light i use the switch on the wall.

                      By selling these things : http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist

                      How can you be taken serious?

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                      • #41
                        Re: Peter's Introduction

                        Originally posted by psalland View Post
                        If i want to see light i use the switch on the wall.

                        By selling these things : http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist

                        How can you be taken serious?
                        Your point is?
                        Each article is carefully selected to show in a graphic manner the sins of the world. Exposing the evil of mankind, and thus encouraging him to find Jesus is all part of a wide and inclusive ministry.

                        Take for example the “I Love Satan” – if your wife disobeys you, you would be wise to have her wear this in public so that she can see the disapproval of Christians and suffer the shame as a Godly rebuke.

                        You might have a “Who Would Jesus Bomb” T-Shirt to concentrate the mind of the unbeliever on Luke 19:27.

                        The list goes on.
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • #42
                          Re: Peter's Introduction

                          Originally posted by psalland View Post
                          If i want to see light i use the switch on the wall.

                          By selling these things : http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist

                          How can you be taken serious?
                          You ridiculous foreigner! You can't even speak American and you want to talk about being taken seriously!?

                          Enjoy hell.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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