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  • Ange
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    • Apr 2009
    • 13
    #1

    Just me, Ange.

    So, so far all I did was turn up and question your beliefs? Yeah, I suppose it was rude but I wanted to get a kind of, bar, on how different you were from people who don't call themselves true christians.

    So far I've noticed the typical things which have been assumed of my posting and I will enlighten you.

    I am indeed female, but I do not have a husband. Therefore I do not need my husbands permission. This puts me under the guidace of my father if I am right? Well my father, after marrying my mother for a few happy years suddenly decided that he didn't like not being able to go out and womanise and provided me with two half-siblings and my mother a devorce.

    I don't want your pity, I just thought this would help you understand my point of view.

    Also, I will not be able to visit regularly as I am busy with my studies and want to get good grades on my exams like I normally do. I will try, however.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Just me, Ange.

      I don't feel sorry for you, don't worry. From what you've told us it sounds like you father was the victim here.

      Tell me, have you ever been to church? Ever read God's Holy Word?

      How old are you?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027
          #3
          Re: Just me, Ange.

          Ange! Where's Vinny?

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            • St.ProximusDaviticus
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              • Apr 2009
              • 39
              #4
              Re: Just me, Ange.

              Originally posted by Ange View Post
              So, so far all I did was turn up and question your beliefs? Yeah, I suppose it was rude but I wanted to get a kind of, bar, on how different you were from people who don't call themselves true christians.

              So far I've noticed the typical things which have been assumed of my posting and I will enlighten you.

              I am indeed female, but I do not have a husband. Therefore I do not need my husbands permission. This puts me under the guidace of my father if I am right? Well my father, after marrying my mother for a few happy years suddenly decided that he didn't like not being able to go out and womanise and provided me with two half-siblings and my mother a devorce.

              I don't want your pity, I just thought this would help you understand my point of view.

              Also, I will not be able to visit regularly as I am busy with my studies and want to get good grades on my exams like I normally do. I will try, however.
              Find a True Christian™man. See if he allows your unholy ghost to be married by him. THEN, see if he gives you permission to post on this site. THEN, see if he gives you permission to get good grades on your exams.

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22895
                  #5
                  Re: Just me, Ange.

                  Originally posted by Tha Studd
                  I had a totally Legit post here, [purple prose deleted]

                  I think someone is hacking into my PC.

                  Anybody own Virus Scanners here?
                  Son, all our computers and servers run on JesOS KJ v1.6.11, not only does it include the finest antivirus in “this world and the next©”, it has a spam-filter and sin-screen that passeth all understanding.

                  Its effects on unrequired content are as the Judgment at the 2nd Coming. If a post, or part of a post, did not appear, it is because JesOS deemed it unsuitable for this Godly site.
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22895
                      #6
                      Re: Just me, Ange.

                      Originally posted by Tha Studd
                      [...]You like Fighting bro?
                      My advanced years and immense wealth have taken the edge off any fighting other than that for souls and in the service of the Lord. Although I have been known to attend exhibitions of the manly sport of fisticuffs; this has been mostly bareknuckle at the Landover Biblical Games.

                      On a personal note, Bobby-Joe and his Security Patrol take care of day to day annoyances, but thank you for enquiring.
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556
                          #7
                          Re: Just me, Ange.

                          Originally posted by Tha Studd
                          Totally Legit bro.

                          If fisticups sees me in real life he would put his down and walk the other way towards that fire-station or the Museum.

                          *Flexes Quads*
                          I know all you negro boys like to call each other "bro" all the time, but I'm going to have to ask you to stop the practice while posting on God's favorite forum. I assure you, no one here is your "bro" by any stretch of the imagination.

                          You might want to have a talk with Brother Remy. He's the President of the ex-negro Academy Alumni Association. He understands you people.

                          But he isn't your "bro" either.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • St.ProximusDaviticus
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Apr 2009
                              • 39
                              #8
                              Re: Just me, Ange.

                              Brother Ezekiel, we must show our patience and tolerance with the one they call "Tha Studd," you cannot blame him for being born the black brad pitt.

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                                • Ugly_Kid_Joe
                                  True Christian™
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Mar 2009
                                  • 272
                                  #9
                                  Re: Just me, Ange.

                                  Originally posted by St.ProximusDaviticus View Post
                                  Brother Ezekiel, we must show our patience and tolerance with the one they call "Tha Studd," you cannot blame him for being born the black brad pitt.
                                  I think he has been banned.

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                                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                      Christ's Rottweiler
                                       
                                      • Jan 2008
                                      • 22895
                                      #10
                                      Re: Just me, Ange.

                                      Originally posted by St.ProximusDaviticus View Post
                                      Brother Ezekiel, we must show our patience and tolerance with the one they call "Tha Studd," you cannot blame him for being born the black brad pitt.
                                      Originally posted by Ugly_Kid_Joe View Post
                                      I think he has been banned.
                                      Ugly_Kid_Joe, you've just learned the difference between "show" and "give"
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                                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                           
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 78556
                                          #11
                                          Re: Just me, Ange.

                                          Originally posted by St.ProximusDaviticus View Post
                                          Brother Ezekiel, we must show our patience and tolerance with the one they call "Tha Studd," you cannot blame him for being born the black brad pitt.
                                          Sweet Jesus boy! Are you a retard?
                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                            • John Bois Ward
                                              True Christian™
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Mar 2009
                                              • 350
                                              #12
                                              Re: Just me, Ange.

                                              Welcome Ange (is Ange your first or last name), what are you studying?
                                              Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

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                                                • St.ProximusDaviticus
                                                  Unsaved trash
                                                  • Apr 2009
                                                  • 39
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Just me, Ange.

                                                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                  Sweet Jesus boy! Are you a retard?
                                                  No sir, Pastor Ezekiel. Top 5% in Christian Mensa.

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