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you know its people like you who make me hate religion and hate everything about it you discust me i have a right to my beliefes and it doesnt inclusde yours or the god damn bible and if you have a problem with me take it up with me man to man you fucking pussy and i believe by your signature you're a child molestor in a place wheer none are allowed so try cleaning out your own fucking backyard before you clean others and if you say i'ma burn in hell for this shit well i'll see you there and theres nuthin wrong with the way i talk or typ or write so fuck off bastard
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Re: Jake Off
Son, this is God's favorite forum. Do you really want to insult Him with that kind of potty pouth?
What's your beef, boy? Tell us about yourself. How old are you? What church do you attend?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Jake Off
Wow, that went from zero to crazy in about five seconds.Originally posted by Jake Snow View Post
This one needs the Lord something awful!sigpic
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Re: Jake Off
I note that the poster gives his location as Hellmira NY – a clear reference to Abe Lincoln’s death camp for Baptist boys at Elmira.
I looked up a few references to the town and this poster’s character, came up with this and I think he is possessed by demons.
This boy needs Jesus.
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Re: Jake Off
He's obviously been huffing pot or paint or something.I DON'T WANT TO GO TO HELL!!!
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Re: Jake Off
You would be amazed at how many threads go up in smoke around here. The unsaved always seem to think Baby Jesus put a few sheckles on the blunt.Originally posted by Brian Dyk View PostLuke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Re: Jake Off
An agent of the devil!
I think we can expect to see a lot more of this kind of behavior as the Obama administration continues to rip layer after layer away from the foundation of our American Values.
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Re: Jake Off
I would suggest you visit http://www.aspergerfriends.com to get some needed help. Perhaps if you are nice, your mom will buy you a hug box (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hug_machine).Originally posted by Jake Snow View Post
Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
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Re: Jake Off
How did Mr. Dyk get in here?? Last i heard he was tucked away in Safeway Sanatorium!Originally posted by Brian Dyk View PostComment
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Re: Jake Off
We should all pray for Jake right now
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"You know, Jesus will not be mocked, fool. Every smart-mouth comment you post in this Godly forum is being recorded by the DOF and by Jesus himself. You won't think you're so clever once Jesus tosses you into the pits of hell, [b]where you will surely spend eternity having your tongue peeled and your anal cavity reamed with steel brushes.[/b]"
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Re: Jake Off
I'm pretty sure that God does not hear the prayers of a queer.Originally posted by I love dick View PostWe should all pray for Jake right now
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Jake Off
I would like to say that your name frightens me to no end. You speak well though, it's all I can give you in terms of a compliment. In the same loving way I said that, I now say....GET OUT NOW.Originally posted by I love dick View PostWe should all pray for Jake right nowI have no sig to put here. Just haven't thought about it yet and don't have an idea what to do. Got suggestions? PM me and let me know.Comment
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