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  • Todd Hefacheese
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    • Apr 2009
    • 14
    #1

    Hey guys

    Hello my name is Todd and I'm 31 years old.
    I currently reside in Hayward California but I find it somewhat lonely here due to the area being predominantly Catholic Mexicans.
    I'm originally from a town a south of Galveston Texas, I miss it very much but I am forced to live here in California for work reasons.

    I had a troubled childhood since I moved to California at age 15.
    Being one of the few whites at my school I was picked on a lot and I fell in with a bad group of kids who smoked marijuana and listened to heavy metal music which I suspect of having subliminal satanic messages.

    Anyway I am proud to say that I put all that behind me and have accepted Jesus Christ as my personal lord and savior.
    I have become very active in my church and I council youngsters who are being exposed to the sick underworld of drugs and satanic music.
    But I'm still new to all this and I'm hoping some of you may be able to help guide me in my mission.

    Aside from my church life my main vice is fishing.
    Here is a picture of my and a small trout I caught at my parent's summer home

    Luke 5:10
    For he was astonished, and all that were with him, at the draught of the fishes that they had taken: And so was also James, and John, the sons of Zebedee, which were partners with Simon. And Jesus said unto Simon, Fear not; from henceforth, thou shalt catch men.
    Tags: dirty stinky hippies
    • eliot mayfield
      God Squad
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 9324
      #2
      Re: Hey guys

      What's your favorite Bible verse? Nothing wrong with fishing!
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • kasmapalities
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          • Apr 2009
          • 18
          #3
          Re: Hey guys

          HAHAHAHAH this is what I was talking about. Go to this link:http://devolutionent.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=5

          he goes under the user name President Bers, and he posted a bunch of pictures of himself, so you can see by his pictures that he is the same person. AHAHHAHA what an idiot! He is one of the biggest idiot atheists on the website, and is here strictly to cause trouble trust me

          Good try Bers, but I'm afraid your not as clever as you think
          We do not allow the advertisement of demonic websits.--ADMIN

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            • I Heart G-Sus
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              • Apr 2009
              • 22
              #4
              Re: Hey guys

              Welcome.

              i love fishing as well! also, great hat
              "My heart is not proud, O LORD,
              my eyes are not haughty;
              I do not concern myself with great matters
              or things too wonderful for me." (131:1)

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                • Todd Hefacheese
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                  • Apr 2009
                  • 14
                  #5
                  Re: Hey guys

                  Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                  What's your favorite Bible verse? Nothing wrong with fishing!

                  On a personal note I can greatly identify with Galatians 1:11

                  For I would have you know, brothers, that the gospel that was preached by me is not man's gospel. For I did not receive it from any man, nor was I taught it, but I received it through a revelation of Jesus Christ.

                  I have felt the spirit of Christ and I can completely relate to what the apostle Paul must have been feeling.


                  And yes fishing is GREAT! I love fly fishing for trout best but I enjoy all types of angling.
                  Luke 5:10
                  For he was astonished, and all that were with him, at the draught of the fishes that they had taken: And so was also James, and John, the sons of Zebedee, which were partners with Simon. And Jesus said unto Simon, Fear not; from henceforth, thou shalt catch men.

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                    • Daisy Mae Johnson
                      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15708
                      #6
                      Re: Hey guys

                      You kids better not be here to troll us. JESUS hates trolls.
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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22887
                          #7
                          Re: Hey guys

                          Mr Hefecheese, what have you to say for yourself before Landover and your God?
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • kasmapalities
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                              • Apr 2009
                              • 18
                              #8
                              Re: Hey guys

                              Also note that people on that website can change their user names whenever they want.
                              "Todd Hefcheese", is known on Canibus Central as Beserk, President Bers, (basically anything with Bers in it), CC's Trashiest, or gringo starr

                              I'm afraid those lowlifes have nothing better to do with their lives and will probably try to flood and troll this site. Unfortunately, all these idiots can do is mock Christianity, but when evidence is provided, they ignore it.
                              We do not allow the advertisement of demonic websits.--ADMIN

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                                • Todd Hefacheese
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                                  Under Investigation
                                  • Apr 2009
                                  • 14
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hey guys

                                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                                  Mr Hefecheese, what have you to say for yourself before Landover and your God?

                                  I'm confused to be honest?
                                  Is this some sort of initiation?
                                  Anyway there is a picture of a fisherman on that site but he's a bit um...heftier than me.
                                  Luke 5:10
                                  For he was astonished, and all that were with him, at the draught of the fishes that they had taken: And so was also James, and John, the sons of Zebedee, which were partners with Simon. And Jesus said unto Simon, Fear not; from henceforth, thou shalt catch men.

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                                    • Nobar King
                                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                      Christ's Guardian
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Sep 2007
                                      • 23748
                                      #10
                                      Re: Hey guys

                                      What disgusting thing are you doing to the fish with your fingers?
                                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                        • eliot mayfield
                                          God Squad
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 9324
                                          #11
                                          Re: Hey guys

                                          What is a Hefacheese and do you wear jelly bracelets?
                                          Matthew:
                                          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                            • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 15708
                                              #12
                                              Re: Hey guys

                                              How did you stoners find Landover - GOD'S Favorite Church?
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                                                • eliot mayfield
                                                  God Squad
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 9324
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Hey guys

                                                  Nothing wrong with being a stoner. God commands it quite often, or is this some more youth slang I need to google?
                                                  Matthew:
                                                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                                    • I Heart G-Sus
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                                                      • Apr 2009
                                                      • 22
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Hey guys

                                                      Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                                                      Nothing wrong with being a stoner. God commands it quite often, or is this some more youth slang I need to google?
                                                      i think she may be referring to smoking marijuana
                                                      "My heart is not proud, O LORD,
                                                      my eyes are not haughty;
                                                      I do not concern myself with great matters
                                                      or things too wonderful for me." (131:1)

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                                                        • Malachai Cone
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                                                          • Apr 2009
                                                          • 18
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Hey guys

                                                          I'm unsure of the Bible's stance on trolls, specifically those creatures of Satan in the "Lord" of the Rings trilogy, but as I know it...

                                                          Psalm:101:7 "He who works deceit shall not dwell within my house; He who tells lies shall not continue in my presence."

                                                          If this turns out to be one of those heathen drug-dealing hippies, I don't even know WHAT should be done...
                                                          Favorite Book: Ecclesiastes

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