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Hey! I have always loved the website, but have been a little shy about posting until now! I am from the east coast, go to college, and just love Landover!
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Hey! I have always loved the website, but have been a little shy about posting until now! I am from the east coast, go to college, and just love Landover!
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I welcome you in Christ's abundant love. What is your favorite passage from the King James Bible?This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Welcome!
I'm both envious and a little petrified of young people in college. On one hand, I never received the opportunity to go to college, so on that account I am envious. But on the other hand...things like evolution are being taught and the schools are so liberal that sometimes you see couples holding hands in public.
College...I could take it or leave it.A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!
Psalm 139:19-20
Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.Comment
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Can we assume that you attend a Christian college?
Please tell us about yourself, friend. Jesus has called you here for a reason.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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What does the small 'd' stand for?Originally posted by silverd View Post Hey! I have always loved the website, but have been a little shy about posting until now! I am from the east coast, go to college, and just love Landover!sigpic
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I actually don't go to a christian college
It is located in the heart of Georgia
I was actually raised catholyick (oh the horror!)
But I am ready to get right with the Lord! I was actually dusting off my bible the other day (you know, since the fake christians don't ever read the bible anyways that was how I was raised) I really like Pslams 7:17
"I will praise the LORD according to his righteousness: and will sing praise to the name of the LORD most high"
The small d in silverd stands for the first letter in my first name. Can't be too careful on the internets today with all the crazies, but need a representation of my name somewhere.Comment
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My friends? I don't hang out with people who do drugs. Drugs are a HUGE no no in my book. (and the Lord's book, but I really don't know exactly what the bible says about drugs. Any passages?)Comment
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Are you a girl? Only girls use phrases like 'no no'.
Please let us know if your are of the weaker sex, so that we might treat your posts accordingly.
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Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!
God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!
Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!Comment
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I am of the 'weaker sex' so to speak. Girly Girl through and through!Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View PostAre you a girl? Only girls use phrases like 'no no'.
Please let us know if your are of the weaker sex, so that we might treat your posts accordingly.
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Pleasure to meet you, Miss Slivered. Won't you tell us more about yourself?Originally posted by silverd View PostI am of the 'weaker sex' so to speak. Girly Girl through and through!
How long have you known Jesus, and how intimately? Or are you hoping we'll set you two up, so you can experience the awe-inspiring power of His white-hot Love for the very first time?
We're always happy to help a young lady find Jesus!
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Originally posted by silverd View PostI actually don't go to a Christian college It is located in the heart of Georgia
I was actually raised catholyick (oh the horror!)
But I am ready to get right with the Lord! I was actually dusting off my Bible the other day (you know, since the fake christians don't ever read the Bible anyways that was how I was raised) I really like Pslams 7:17
"I will praise the LORD according to his righteousness: and will sing praise to the name of the LORD most high"Well, I hope that Bible you were about to dust off was a KJV 1611. There's really no point in reading a false Bible. And we capitalize the Bible here, out of respect for the Baby Jesus.Originally posted by silverd View Post
I thought so! Welcome to Landover Sister! We'll expect a bit less of you, now that we know you are a mere woman.Originally posted by silverd View PostI am of the 'weaker sex' so to speak. Girly Girl through and through!sigpic
Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!
God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!
Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!Comment
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Well, lets see, between studying and working I spend a lot of time reading or hanging out with friends, typical stuff. I am ready to meet Jesus the 'proper' or Landover way! Thanks JennyD it is great to finally talk to you. I have been reading posts for awhile now on Landover and really like your site.
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RIGHT ON MAN!Originally posted by silverd View Post Hey! I have always loved the website, but have been a little shy about posting until now! I am from the east coast, go to college, and just love Landover!
Just be careful in college, I did a gig there once and the chicks were pretty slutty.
Rock on Jesus!"Hear this, you kings! Listen, you rulers!
I will sing to the LORD, I will sing;
I will make music to the LORD, the God of Israel." - Judges 5:3Comment
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Originally posted by silverd View PostWell, lets see, between studying and working I spend a lot of time reading or hanging out with friends, typical stuff. I am ready to meet Jesus the 'proper' or Landover way! Thanks JennyD it is great to finally talk to you. I have been reading posts for awhile now on Landover and really like your site.This is not an internet dating site or cheap pick-up joint. It is a site where witnessing to The Lord, and generally saying how wonderful He is, is first, second and third priority.Originally posted by Rocking for JC View Post
OK, get on with it!sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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