Dog Barks

[Doggod]

I don't subscribe to any belief at all in any otherworldly vaporous figment of your low IQ imagination. However, it appears you do, so I suppose you can be humored.

In your described afterlife, you will be surrounded by the ones you apparently want since you have listed just about all the rest of the human race as being verboten in this weirdly devised "heaven" of yours. You are welcome to it and keep it.

I also don't think anyone is really that thrilled with the current government, just very relieved the country wasn't turned over to a bunch of superstitious supercilious fucktards like Palin et al.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Dog Barks

Can you show us even one verse in the Holy Bible that backs up your claim?

Son, God's Divine Plan isn't something you can just make up as you go along. It's all written down for us in the KJV Bible.

If you'd like to learn about just how wrong you are, take a look at THIS thread.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Dog Barks

I don't subscribe to any belief at all in any otherworldly vaporous figment of your low IQ imagination. However, it appears you do, so I suppose you can be humored.

In your described afterlife, you will be surrounded by the ones you apparently want since you have listed just about all the rest of the human race as being verboten in this weirdly devised "heaven" of yours. You are welcome to it and keep it.

I also don't think anyone is really that thrilled with the current government, just very relieved the country wasn't turned over to a bunch of superstitious supercilious piffletards like Palin et al.

Atheists are all liars; they have no moral compass and simply say the first vile thing that enters their godless head.

As Landover spreads peace and the Word of God, which are synonymous, atheists spread hate and discord.

Son, you want to open your heart to Jesus and let his warm love flow in.

[Brian Dyk]

Re: Dog Barks

I don't subscribe to any belief at all in any otherworldly vaporous figment of your low IQ imagination. However, it appears you do, so I suppose you can be humored.

In your described afterlife, you will be surrounded by the ones you apparently want since you have listed just about all the rest of the human race as being verboten in this weirdly devised "heaven" of yours. You are welcome to it and keep it.

I also don't think anyone is really that thrilled with the current government, just very relieved the country wasn't turned over to a bunch of superstitious supercilious piffletards like Palin et al.

Are you sure that you have not been dabbling in too many drugs? Or were you dropped on your head as a child? In any case, you need to realize that Jesus is the only way you will avoid hellfire. However, you may be too moronic to know that. Good luck in hell!!

[Rocking for JC]

Re: Dog Barks

I don't subscribe to any belief at all in any otherworldly vaporous figment of your low IQ imagination. However, it appears you do, so I suppose you can be humored.

You mock us yet fail to realize that in doing so condemn your soul to eternal damnation...

Matthew 5:22
But I tell you that anyone who is angry with his brother will be subject to judgment. Again, anyone who says to his brother, 'Raca, ' is answerable to the Sanhedrin. But anyone who says, 'You fool!' will be in danger of the fire of hell.

[Lard Justice (On Moderation)]

Re: Dog Barks

You mock us yet fail to realize that in doing so condemn your soul to eternal damnation...

You mock us and fail to realise that in doing so you may be wrong - God didn't write the Bible, Jesus's followers did, many, many years after his "death" (If he even existed).

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Dog Barks

You mock us and fail to realise that in doing so you may be wrong - God didn't write the Bible, Jesus's followers did, many, many years after his "death" (If he even existed).

What a steaming bucketful of nonsense! None of what you said is true.

#1) God did write the Bible. He didn't literally take pen in hand and write it out, but He dictated it to His Elect. Take a look at THIS.

#2) Are you seriously proposing that one of the Apostles wrote the Old Testament? There is absolutley no theological scholarship to back that claim up.

#3) Are you mocking Christ's temporary suffering and death on the cross at Calvary? I cannot think of a quicker way to eternal damnation than that.

[JennyD]

Re: Dog Barks

I don't subscribe to any belief at all in any otherworldly vaporous figment of your low IQ imagination.

Then I guess you don't need to be on a Christian church forum.

We'd normally welcome uninvited guests who wish to engage in a dialogue about God, but your "advanced intellect" has clearly rendered you a boorish troll with no concept of manners or civil discourse.

Ta.

[John Bois Ward]

Re: Dog Barks

You mock us and fail to realise that in doing so you may be wrong - God didn't write the Bible, Jesus's followers did, many, many years after his "death" (If he even existed).

You may want to take a refresher Bible study course. Jesus' followers only wrote the New Testament. And so far, the oldest manuscripts found are dated 85 AD and are composed of a set of Paul’s letters. In these letters, Paul makes reference to Jesus, His disciples, and a rich written history (which include The Gospels).