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  • Tiny Bit
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    • May 2009
    • 4

    #1

    A greeting

    In all honesty, and since I do not know how else to start this off, I'm just going to start with 'Hello.'

    So, hello, LBC, I am Eebit.

    I've been reading and watching the forums for well over four or five months, and I must say a warm 'Thank you.' However, this is not a 'Thank you' for the typical things. No, this one is to say thanks for some rather bleak insight. I have little time in a day, as I have many matters to attend to. Feel free to ask me anything you see fit, as I do love answering questions.

    Yours on the web,

    Eebit.
    Empty space for rent.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: A greeting

    Friend, this is a Christian forum. We are not really interested in asking you questions. You made a post here in the "introductions" section of our forum, but have not introduced yourself at all. Tell us about the church you attend, your age, gender, favorite Bible verses, and so on.

    If you're too busy for Jesus, then just move along.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Tiny Bit
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      • May 2009
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      #3
      Re: A greeting

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Friend, this is a Christian forum. We are not really interested in asking you questions. You made a post here in the "introductions" section of our forum, but have not introduced yourself at all. Tell us about the church you attend, your age, gender, favorite Bible verses, and so on.

      If you're too busy for Jesus, then just move along.
      Then I suppose I will share more;

      The last church I had attented recieved a bomb threat not more than a month ago. A week later, this attack was carried out, and I have yet to find another proper place to pray in, other than my own home.

      My favorite bible was lost in the church, and sadly, I have yet to find another copy of the book I had cherished.

      I do not see why my age should matter, but I have seen why gender does; I'm a male nineteen-year-old. If I had my book, I'd get the direct quote from there, but alas, I cannot find it for the life of me.
      Empty space for rent.

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22895

        #4
        Re: A greeting

        Originally posted by Tiny Bit View Post
        [...]The last church I had attented recieved a bomb threat not more than a month ago. A week later, this attack was carried out, and I have yet to find another proper place to pray in, other than my own home.

        My favorite bible was lost in the church, and sadly, I have yet to find another copy of the book I had cherished.[...]
        A week without a copy of KJV 1611 I should imagine your soul is in peril. Ask for your parents' permission to read one of theirs.

        Fortunately, I can state with some confidence that the Word of The Lord has not changed at all since last you looked at it.
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        • VictoryOS
          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
           
          • Dec 2007
          • 5388

          #5
          Re: A greeting

          Your church was blown up? How terrible! Was anyone in the church at the time? Did they find the guilty party? What was the name of the church?
          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
          in 2016

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          • Tiny Bit
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            • May 2009
            • 4

            #6
            Re: A greeting

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            A week without a copy of KJV 1611 I should imagine your soul is in peril. Ask for your parents' permission to read one of theirs.

            Fortunately, I can state with some confidence that the Word of The Lord has not changed at all since last you looked at it.
            If only my memory were so impressive, it wouldn't be too horrible.

            Sadly, I have but one living relative, one that is quite distant in my bloodline and deaf to boot. I'm afraid that if I were to learn to 'sign' to her, some fool will take things the wrong way, and I'm all too afraid of how that may turn out. For now, I can only hope I can raise enough money to buy everyone who was involved with that tradgic accident a new KVJ.
            Empty space for rent.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: A greeting

              I'm sure that the bombing of a church anywhere in the world would make the news. Please post a link, and share this horrible story of Christian persecution.

              As for your inexcusable lack of a copy of the most important book in the world, The Word of God can be had for free if you just visit your local Independant Baptist Church and ask the Pastor for one. Make sure you ask specifically for a KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.

              Also you can read one online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year."
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Tiny Bit
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                • May 2009
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                #8
                Re: A greeting

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                I'm sure that the bombing of a church anywhere in the world would make the news. Please post a link, and share this horrible story of Christian persecution.

                As for your inexcusable lack of a copy of the most important book in the world, The Word of God can be had for free if you just visit your local Independant Baptist Church and ask the Pastor for one. Make sure you ask specifically for a KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.

                Also you can read one online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year."
                Thank you very much for those links, Pastor. If I could find a link about these horrible acts, I would share, unfortunately, the liberal media only seems to care about the bombing of Prayer Shelters of the unworthy.

                Our Church, by the way, was only known as 'That church' since it was the only one around. No signs, nothing more than a large bell, so I imagine that it's old name would have been 'Ringing for Jesus.'
                Empty space for rent.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: A greeting

                  Originally posted by Tiny Bit View Post
                  Thank you very much for those links, Pastor. If I could find a link about these horrible acts, I would share, unfortunately, the liberal media only seems to care about the bombing of Prayer Shelters of the unworthy.

                  Our Church, by the way, was only known as 'That church' since it was the only one around. No signs, nothing more than a large bell, so I imagine that it's old name would have been 'Ringing for Jesus.'
                  Then perhaps you could share your pastor's name? Or did you all call him "That Pastor" because he was the only one you had.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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