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  • Seawitch
    Unsaved trash, 53 year old man playing witch
    • May 2009
    • 28

    #1

    Merry Meet

    Merry Meet everyone
    I'm a Witch hope you don't mind.
    I am will to befrind anyone who niether bites me or drags me thru' the mud.
    I just read the policy on avatars...the one here I use all over the internet, so if my face is so important ...well, it's in my profile, why not go there?
    BB
    Seawitch
    This signature is not intended as free advertising space for your cult. --ADMIN
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Merry Meet

    Originally posted by Seawitch View Post
    Merry Meet everyone
    I'm a Witch hope you don't mind.
    I am will to befrind anyone who niether bites me or drags me thru' the mud.
    I just read the policy on avatars...the one here I use all over the internet, so if my face is so important ...well, it's in my profile, why not go there?
    BB
    Seawitch
    Yes, we do mind if you're a witch. God commands that witches be killed, in no uncertain terms.

    Why are you here? This is a Christian forum.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Seawitch
      Unsaved trash, 53 year old man playing witch
      • May 2009
      • 28

      #3
      Re: Merry Meet

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      God commands that witches be killed, in no uncertain terms.
      Why are you here? This is a Christian forum.
      Oh dear! Why am I here? It's to get the message across to you that J.C was a witch himself. Imagine a few centuries later somebody else did things like making a few loaves and fish feed five thousand.....they would have been burned of killed some other way.
      The truth isn't always a pleasant thing but J.C was really by the Pagan Romans because he tried to deny there was a Goddess!
      The Bible you swear by is wrong.
      This signature is not intended as free advertising space for your cult. --ADMIN

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22912

        #4
        Re: Merry Meet

        Duh! Well, of course someone trying to perform a mocking travesty of a Godly Miracle would have been burned as a witch, a heretic, a sinner and general servant of Satan – I mean, how much more proof do you want? Short of turning a Pastor into an owl, this is about as bad as you can get.

        The other point is, “Who on earth could feed 5,000 with so little food?” Impossible! We have all heard fairy tales of never-empty bottles, magic cupboards always filled with food, etc., but these are just that! Fairytales! Only Jesus can do something like that.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Seawitch
          Unsaved trash, 53 year old man playing witch
          • May 2009
          • 28

          #5
          Re: Merry Meet

          Jeepers! Two posts and a negative rputation alsready!!
          This signature is not intended as free advertising space for your cult. --ADMIN

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          • Seawitch
            Unsaved trash, 53 year old man playing witch
            • May 2009
            • 28

            #6
            Re: Merry Meet

            Perhaps you'll forgive my spelling in my last post here, but you'll never forgive the evil on my web sites links page!
            The evil witch Kate West you'll find there...even I don't like her and her brother is a Catholic Priest! A servant of Rat-slinger!
            This signature is not intended as free advertising space for your cult. --ADMIN

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: Merry Meet

              Why are you pretending to be a witch? You're just some lonely schoolgirl living in a fantasy world who has been intoxicated by Satan's spell.

              Nothing good will come of this. You must REPENT your sins!! Accept Jesus and your sins can be forgiven! It's not too late. We're here to help you. I know that's why thy Holy Spirit has drawn you to this forum.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #8
                Re: Merry Meet

                Originally posted by Seawitch View Post
                Merry Meet everyone
                I'm a Witch hope you don't mind.
                I am will to befrind anyone who niether bites me or drags me thru' the mud.
                I don't think anyone here would want to bite you. We don't know where you've been. Execute you according to God's will, perhaps, but not bite you.
                Originally posted by Seawitch View Post

                The truth isn't always a pleasant thing but J.C was really by the Pagan Romans because he tried to deny there was a Goddess!
                You are a chump. Jesus wasn't killed by the Romans, he was killed by the s. The Jews all deny that there's a Goddess, so why didn't the Romans bump the lot of them off*? Furthermore, if as you vilely and heretically claim, Jesus was a W*cc*n, why would He wish to deny the existence of a Goddess? You must put a lot of effort into being that wrong.

                *It'd probably have done the world a whole lot of good if they had, come to think of it.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • Seawitch
                  Unsaved trash, 53 year old man playing witch
                  • May 2009
                  • 28

                  #9
                  Re: Merry Meet

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  I don't think anyone here would want to bite you. We don't know where you've been. Execute you according to God's will, perhaps, but not bite you.

                  You are a chump. Jesus wasn't killed by the Romans, he was killed by the s. The Jews all deny that there's a Goddess, so why didn't the Romans bump the lot of them off*? Furthermore, if as you vilely and heretically claim, Jesus was a W*cc*n, why would He wish to deny the existence of a Goddess? You must put a lot of effort into being that wrong.

                  *It'd probably have done the world a whole lot of good if they had, come to think of it.
                  You THINK The Jews did it, you're supposed to.
                  The Jews of the day were not all killed because they paid tax to Rome.
                  Had they all been killed then Saddam Hussein would have had nuclear weapons.....it took Israel to destroy the Nuclear power station the stupid French gave him!
                  There is a reason for everything
                  This signature is not intended as free advertising space for your cult. --ADMIN

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #10
                    Re: Merry Meet

                    Originally posted by Seawitch View Post
                    You THINK The Jews did it, you're supposed to.
                    Would you care to provide solid scriptural evidence that the Jews didn't do it? I'm sick and tired of people peddling implausible conspiracy theories about the Jews without any evidence.
                    The Jews of the day were not all killed because they paid tax to Rome.
                    Who said anything about paying tax to Rome? You didn't say that Jesus was killed for non-payment of tax, you said it was because He denied the existence of a Goddess. Which is it, you buffoon?
                    Had they all been killed then Saddam Hussein would have had nuclear weapons.....it took Israel to destroy the Nuclear power station the stupid French gave him!
                    There is a reason for everything
                    Your argument is flawed, since everyone knows the frogs are puppets for the yids. Saddam probably was as well.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • Seawitch
                      Unsaved trash, 53 year old man playing witch
                      • May 2009
                      • 28

                      #11
                      Re: Merry Meet

                      You seem to be getting very upset Brother Temperance....just the mood to perform well in the shooting gallery...here, go let of steam!
                      [demonic link deleted] shoot to kill...
                      This signature is not intended as free advertising space for your cult. --ADMIN

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