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  • 311Sam
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    • May 2009
    • 9
    #1

    Fellows I am new here

    Hello,
    My name is Sam

    I was saved and scripturally baptized in January 2007. I try to bring glory every chance I get. Never know when it might be your last chance!
    [COLOR="Yellow"]You alone are the real joy giver,And the apple of my eye[/COLOR]
    Why do women get themselfs into bad situations? Because they are more afraid of their boyfriend than God.
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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22887
      #2
      Re: Fellows I am new here

      OK, Which church do you attend? What's your favorite Bible verse (nothing from John - everyone does that.) and what have you been playing at on these boards so far?
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • WickedWitch
          Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
          CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
          • Jan 2007
          • 1366
          #3
          Re: Fellows I am new here

          Hello, Sam. I've been noticing your rather interesting posts and wondering when you'd introduce yourself, glad you finally did. Honestly, I thought maybe you were some kind of post-making spybot. Your posts just seem so... strange, and... Well, I honestly find them to be eerie. They give me the heebie-jeebies. Anyway, I have a question for you: what's significant about 311 for you? Has it got something to do with the illusive 113?
          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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            • Jimmy C Lombardo
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Mar 2009
              • 218
              #4
              Re: Fellows I am new here

              Hey Sam! See that little red dot on the right of your post? Yeah that means yer a filthy sinner.

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748
                  #5
                  Re: Fellows I am new here

                  Isn't 311 one of those stoner hippie jam bands?
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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