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    Me

    Hello my name is Andrea I live in Scotland and attend an AOG church. I am a christian and Jesus is just awesome. I am hear to learn and understand more of Gods Word and I am married so no funny business right or else. Oh and by the way I think that this smiley is just wrong. It would be better if it was an empty cross. xx
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    Re: Me

    Originally posted by Andrea77 View Post
    Hello my name is Andrea I live in Scotland and attend an AOG church. I am a christian and Jesus is just awesome. I am hear to learn and understand more of Gods Word and I am married so no funny business right or else. Oh and by the way I think that this smiley is just wrong. It would be better if it was an empty cross. xx
    Welcome Andrea. Can I assume that you have your Husband's permission to be posting on this Christian forum? Please try and speak American while posting here. I know it's not your mother tongue, but do your best.

    How many children have you given your Husband?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: Me

      Of course he knows we hide nothing from each other Genesis 2:24
      and dont worry about my speech i am actually English living in Scotland so I speak properly ok.

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      • #4
        Re: Me

        I do have a lot of questions and I would maybe like to speak privatley to a pastor it is about something that a pastor told me and i think its occult doctrine. Oh and im just back from the dentist in agony so please pray for me.

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        • #5
          Re: Me

          Shouldn't you pray before you go to the dentist?

          Also, we only worship one God.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • #6
            Re: Me

            lol yeah

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            • #7
              Re: Me

              Originally posted by Andrea77 View Post
              I do have a lot of questions and I would maybe like to speak privatley to a pastor it is about something that a pastor told me and i think its occult doctrine.
              Click on my email link at the bottom of my signature, and I'll try and help you.



              Originally posted by Andrea77 View Post
              Oh and im just back from the dentist in agony so please pray for me.
              I had no idea that you people had dentists over there. You'd never know it from the looks of you people.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #8
                Re: Me

                Originally posted by Andrea77 View Post
                I do have a lot of questions and I would maybe like to speak privatley to a pastor it is about something that a pastor told me and i think its occult doctrine. Oh and im just back from the dentist in agony so please pray for me.
                errr - another one of those blasted liberal, toothless, drunks scots! BTW - if that cross had always remained empy, where would be stand with God today little missy? It is distinctly because of Christ on that cross that we have aught to boast of...
                Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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                • #9
                  Re: Me

                  Yes but he is not on it now he is off it, and I am not Scottish I says I am English Ok lol

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                  • #10
                    Re: Me

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Click on my email link at the bottom of my signature, and I'll try and help you.



                    Ok Pastor I will do that thank you



                    I had no idea that you people had dentists over there. You'd never know it from the looks of you people.

                    Lol ur crazy u

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                    • #11
                      Re: Me

                      The Lord is keen on dentistry: I do hope that the dentist has these verses prominently displayed.

                      Job:41:14: Who can open the doors of his face? his teeth are terrible round about.

                      Zec:9:7: And I will take away his blood out of his mouth, and his abominations from between his teeth: but he that remaineth, even he, shall be for our God, and he shall be as a governor in Judah, and Ekron as a Jebusite.

                      Mind you, I am not too happy with your being a Pennycoastal, you do realize that this spitting in the Face of God will never lead to Salvation?
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • #12
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                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post

                        Mind you, I am not too happy with your being a Pennycoastal, you do realize that this spitting in the Face of God will never lead to Salvation?
                        I shudder to imagine what "speaking in tongues" would sound like in a Scottish brogue.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Me

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          The Lord is keen on dentistry: I do hope that the dentist has these verses prominently displayed.

                          Job:41:14: Who can open the doors of his face? his teeth are terrible round about.

                          Zec:9:7: And I will take away his blood out of his mouth, and his abominations from between his teeth: but he that remaineth, even he, shall be for our God, and he shall be as a governor in Judah, and Ekron as a Jebusite.

                          Mind you, I am not too happy with your being a Pennycoastal, you do realize that this spitting in the Face of God will never lead to Salvation?

                          Of course i know why do u think I came on here?

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                          • #14
                            Re: Me

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            I shudder to imagine what "speaking in tongues" would sound like in a Scottish brogue.

                            And Im not Scottish I says, besides there is such a thing as posh Scottish u know they actually talk nice

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                            • #15
                              Re: Me

                              Originally posted by Andrea77 View Post
                              Hello my name is Andrea I live in Scotland and attend an AOG church. I am a christian and Jesus is just awesome. I am hear to learn and understand more of Gods Word and I am married so no funny business right or else. Oh and by the way I think that this smiley is just wrong. It would be better if it was an empty cross. xx
                              Originally posted by Andrea77 View Post
                              Of course i know why do u think I came on here?
                              Originally posted by Andrea77 View Post
                              And Im not Scottish I says, besides there is such a thing as posh Scottish u know they actually talk nice
                              Here at Landover our Godly Server does not run on Windows or Mac, but JesOS. It has a sin analyzer built in to it.

                              I mention this as I have received a message warning me that you may be possessed of demons; your first post was literate; these latter postings are as if you are under satanic influence.

                              This usually happens when a false Christian attempts to criticize Landover, which is the same as criticizing God. It is as if multiple personalities are in control of your soul.

                              Madam, I do not think your husband is properly teaching you the ways of The Lord.
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                              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                              Author of such illuminating essays as,
                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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