hi and imsorry

[Fallen Angel]

hi im sorry i was so mean.....pastor exzekial said i shud come here n say hi 2 every1 n tell u about meh.........i dun give meh real name b-coz of pervs(im not a n00b!!!!!!) but im from canada.....im wiccen n bisexual........i kno that offends sum of u but im sorry i dun think u shud h8 ne1 but i dun want 2 tell u how 2 live cause da godess luvs every1 n i do 2.......i will be good now and try 2 not offend u n learn from u n i hope u learn from me 2.........
i think we should all b nice 2 each other its not nice 2 h8!!!!!!!!!! if i can open some eyes n hearts n show u its good 2 b nice then we will all b happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: hi and imsorry

hi im sorry i was so mean.....pastor exzekial said i shud come here n say hi 2 every1 n tell u about meh.........i dun give meh real name b-coz of pervs(im not a n00b!!!!!!) but im from canada.....im wiccen n bisexual........i kno that offends sum of u but im sorry i dun think u shud h8 ne1 but i dun want 2 tell u how 2 live cause da godess luvs every1 n i do 2.......i will be good now and try 2 not offend u n learn from u n i hope u learn from me 2.........
i think we should all b nice 2 each other its not nice 2 h8!!!!!!!!!! if i can open some eyes n hearts n show u its good 2 b nice then we will all b happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm confused on a couple of points, Falafel:

First, you're very hard to understand. Even RoseGothGal has pointed this out.

Second, you say you're being sarcastic after saying we should be nice to each other and that it's not nice to hate? Do you not understand sarcasm, or do you think that it IS nice to hate?

Third, why are you here? You say you're Wiccan and bisexual, which means you're definitely not right with God. Are you trying to come to Jesus?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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hi im sorry i was so mean.....pastor exzekial said i shud come here n say hi 2 every1 n tell u about meh.........i dun give meh real name b-coz of pervs(im not a n00b!!!!!!) but im from canada.....im wiccen n bisexual........i kno that offends sum of u but im sorry i dun think u shud h8 ne1 but i dun want 2 tell u how 2 live cause da godess luvs every1 n i do 2.......i will be good now and try 2 not offend u n learn from u n i hope u learn from me 2.........
i think we should all b nice 2 each other its not nice 2 h8!!!!!!!!!! if i can open some eyes n hearts n show u its good 2 b nice then we will all b happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You sound nice
However, do you have to spell like that? It doesn't do wonders for how you come across to these people

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Dear Jesus, will this never end? Child, I'd normally recommend reading the Bible, but I'm going to make an exception for once and advise you start reading a dictionary. Any dictionary. Read it, learn it, love it. And for the love of all that's Holy, please learn the proper use of punctuation! We want to convert you, but we can't do it if we can't understand a word you say.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You sound nice
However, do you have to spell like that? It doesn't do wonders for how you come across to these people

I wouldn't even dignify what she's doing as "spelling". Its more like barfing.

I suppose we have to take into account that she has been cursed by being born in cannuckistan, and undoubtedly has been forced to attend a "multicultural" secular school where they brainwashed her into believing that Jesus is just a cute story and gay marriage is a reasonable thing.

If she can learn to communicate at least at the level of a retarded nigroe, I may take her off moderation.

[Brother Love]

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I can't even read this gibberish. Can someone interprete for me and in English? Is the thing speaking in tongues or what? I notice she uses the sarcasm sign at the end of her post so that says it all! All this talk about being nice to each other is just a scam she is throwing at us. So, FALLEN ANGEL:

REPENT SINNER and change your name to something that DOESN'T glorify the DEVIL!!

[OnYourKnees]

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I can't even read this gibberish. Can someone interprete for me and in English? Is the thing speaking in tongues or what? I notice she uses the sarcasm sign at the end of her post so that says it all! All this talk about being nice to each other is just a scam she is throwing at us. So, FALLEN ANGEL:

REPENT SINNER and change your name to something that DOESN'T glorify the DEVIL!!

Perhaps she's glorifying an 80s rock song, I think it was by Poison, called "Fallen Angel" about a teen runaway who becomes a streetwalker.

Are you a streetwalker, Falafel?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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For Zeke and Brother Love (and everyone at LBC), I translated this with the help of a leet translator and some editing on my part:

Hi, I'm sorry I was so mean.....Pastor Ezekiel said I should come here and say hi to everyone and tell you about me.........I don't give my real name because of pervs(I'm not a newbie!!!!!!) but I'm from Canada.....I'm wiccan and bisexual........I know that offends some of you but I'm sorry I don't think you should hate anyone but I don't want to tell you how to live because the Goddess loves everyone and I do too.......I will be good now and try to not offend you and learn from you and I hope you learn from me too......... I think we should all be nice to each other, it's not nice to hate!!!!!!!!!! If I can open some eyes and hearts and show you it's good to be nice, then we will all be happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Glendora Christianson]

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hi im sorry i was so mean.....pastor exzekial said i shud come here n say hi 2 every1 n tell u about meh.........i dun give meh real name of pervs(im not a n00b!!!!!!) but im from canada.....im wiccen n bisexual........i kno that offends sum of u but im sorry i dun think u shud h8 ne1 but i dun want 2 tell u how 2 live cause da godess luvs every1 n i do 2.......i will be good now and try 2 not offend u n learn from u n i hope u learn from me 2.........
i think we should all b nice 2 each other its not nice 2 h8!!!!!!!!!! if i can open some eyes n hearts n show u its good 2 b nice then we will all b happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't care what you have to say until you use good writing skills. Our Lord Jesus Christ expects you to show some respect by at least trying to spell correctly. In addition, Jesus does no approve of computer babble such as h8, 2 b, and every1. I will be very generous and only assign 43 warning points (this time). ANNOYED GLENDORA

[WickedWitch]

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I can't even read this gibberish. Can someone interpret for me and in English? Is the thing speaking in tongues or what?

I suppose I could help with this one. For the record: the average teenager cannot speak or write proper English, but this is an extreme case; even I had difficulty understanding it.

hi im sorry i was so mean.....pastor exzekial said i shud come here n say hi 2 every1 n tell u about meh.

"Hello, I'm sorry that I was mean and rude to you. Pastor Ezekial said that I should come ehre and say hello to you all and tell you more about myself."

........i dun give meh real name b-coz of pervs(im not a n00b!!!!!!) but im from canada.....im wiccen n bisexual........i kno that offends sum of u but im sorry i dun think u shud h8 ne1 but i dun want 2 tell u how 2 live cause da godess luvs every1 n i do 2.

"I don't give out my real name because of internet perverts and other dangers one finds on the 'Net. (I'm not stupid.) But I will tell you that I am from Canada, I'm Wiccan and I'm bisexual. I know that some of you will be offended, and I'm sorry for that, but I don't think that you should hate anyone (although I'm not trying to tell you how to live or what to believe), because the Goddess loves everyone, and so do I."

......i will be good now and try 2 not offend u n learn from u n i hope u learn from me 2.........

"I will try to behave myself in a manner that doesn't offend you, and I'll try to learn from you, and I hope that you can learn from me, as well."

i think we should all b nice 2 each other its not nice 2 h8!!!!!!!!!!

"I think we should all be nice to each other; it's not nice to hate."

I have absolutely no idea whatsoever as to why It chose to put that there... Is this some kind of a trend: putting that emoticon in the most confusing places??

if i can open some eyes n hearts n show u its good 2 b nice then we will all b happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"If I can open some eyes and hearts, perhaps gain some acceptance, and show you that it's good to be nice, then we will all be happy."


There we go. I think that's what It was trying to say... I hope that helped.

[Poetic Peter]

All the leet allowed in Freehold:

10 S N E 1?

pretty "hep", eh?

hi im sorry i was so mean.....pastor exzekial said i shud come here n say hi 2 every1 n tell u about meh.........i dun give meh real name b-coz of pervs(im not a n00b!!!!!!) but im from canada.....im wiccen n bisexual........i kno that offends sum of u but im sorry i dun think u shud h8 ne1 but i dun want 2 tell u how 2 live cause da godess luvs every1 n i do 2.......i will be good now and try 2 not offend u n learn from u n i hope u learn from me 2.........
i think we should all b nice 2 each other its not nice 2 h8!!!!!!!!!! if i can open some eyes n hearts n show u its good 2 b nice then we will all b happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brother Temperance]

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(im not a n00b!!!!!!)

Friend, in the eyes of the Lord, we are all but n00bs.

[WickedWitch]

Re: All the leet allowed in Freehold:

10 S N E 1?

pretty "hep", eh?

I'm afraid I'll have to decline your ("hep") offer. See, I'm not very good at tennis. How about basket-ball? I'm good at that.

[Fallen Angel]

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thank u for anoter chance......i will try too write better n diffrently so u can under stand me coz i want to under stand u n why u feel teh way u do.......i dun think jesus wants us too hate any1 n we should all love each other.......he was a good man but he was only a man........i beleive in the godess n worship her n she loves every1 just the same...........i hope that dont offent u but u should look into the godess n wicca.......

[Poetic Peter]

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thank u for anoter chance......i will try too write better n diffrently so u can under stand me coz i want to under stand u n why u feel teh way u do.......i dun think jesus wants us too hate any1 n we should all love each other.......he was a good man but he was only a man........i beleive in the godess n worship her n she loves every1 just the same...........i hope that dont offent u but u should look into the godess n wicca.......

I begin to understand you're in favor of the United Nations.
Don't get us started on that. Hell no.