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  • Poetic Peter
    Christian Poet Emeritus
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2006
    • 1696

    #16
    Re: All the leet allowed in Freehold:

    Originally posted by Undecided View Post
    I'm afraid I'll have to decline your ("hep") offer. See, I'm not very good at tennis. How about basket-ball? I'm good at that.
    Of course you're not good at tennis. No woman is good at tennis except for either of those manly Williams sisters.
    Women ruined the game; back court players dull dull dull. And wanky.
    In their long-ago match, Bobby Riggs would've slaughtered King, had he been younger
    and if Billygoat King hadn't had access to Anna Bollock steroids.
    Women, rock the cradle. Men rock rocks.
    Last edited by Poetic Peter; 02-10-2007, 01:10 AM. Reason: added a comma, momma

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    • Fallen Angel
      Resident gothtard witch
      • Feb 2007
      • 197

      #17
      Re: hi and imsorry

      Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
      I begin to understand you're in favor of the United Nations.
      Don't get us started on that. Hell no.
      the unitied nations are a good company........ive raised money for unicef n thats part of the un.......they do good things 4 children in poor countrys.......
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      • Poetic Peter
        Christian Poet Emeritus
        Forum Member
        • Nov 2006
        • 1696

        #18
        Re: hi and imsorry

        Originally posted by Fallen Angel View Post
        the unitied nations are a good company........ive raised money for unicef n thats part of the un.......they do good things 4 children in poor countrys.......
        Yeah, they kill them

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        • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
          Scientific Advisor
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2373

          #19
          Re: hi and imsorry

          Fallen (a long ways):

          You speak like a faggity retard/negro. Which are you? We are currently achieving great things with our Homosexual Reparative Surgery so I suggest you look into that. It can provide shocking results!
          Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #20
            Re: hi and imsorry

            Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
            Fallen (a long ways):

            You speak like a faggity retard/negro. Which are you? We are currently achieving great things with our Homosexual Reparative Surgery so I suggest you look into that. It can provide shocking results!
            Doctor Ernest, it is a female gothtard from cannuckistan, and it can neither think nor post in God's preferred language, American.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2006
              • 12414

              #21
              Re: hi and imsorry

              Aw, be nice to the poor girl. I'm sure her several brain injuries have allowed her to be overtaken by hundreds of demons who have reduced her to a blithering Satanic moron.
              Posted via Prayer

              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

              Blogging for CHRIST!
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              • roserougesang
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Feb 2007
                • 418

                #22
                Re: hi and imsorry

                Apart from the horrible spelling, you don't seem too bad, Fallen Angel. Kindly share some of your musical, cinematical and literary tastes and I'll 'analyze' you further.
                "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #23
                  Re: hi and imsorry

                  Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                  Apart from the horrible spelling, you don't seem too bad, Fallen Angel. Kindly share some of your musical, cinematical and literary tastes and I'll 'analyze' you further.
                  This is not some lezbean pick-up forum. I'll thank you to go hunting for a fellow hellbound pervert elsewhere. Jesus reads these threads you know.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5131

                    #24
                    Re: hi and imsorry

                    And just why is her avatar a dead fly? That reminds me of spiders.
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                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                    • Rev. Dr. Davidson
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 1439

                      #25
                      Re: hi and imsorry

                      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                      And just why is her avatar a dead fly? That reminds me of spiders.

                      What's wrong with spiders?

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                      They perform a valuable service. They get rid of many of the bugs that infest society.
                      "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                      (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                      • roserougesang
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 418

                        #26
                        Re: hi and imsorry

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        This is not some lezbean pick-up forum. I'll thank you to go hunting for a fellow hellbound pervert elsewhere. Jesus reads these threads you know.
                        That's not what I meant, I find it interesting knowing people's likes and dislikes.
                        "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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                        • Fallen Angel
                          Resident gothtard witch
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 197

                          #27
                          Re: hi and imsorry

                          Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                          Apart from the horrible spelling, you don't seem too bad, Fallen Angel. Kindly share some of your musical, cinematical and literary tastes and I'll 'analyze' you further.
                          i like evanesense n my chemical romance n marylin manson for music.........i liike interview with the vampire n queen of thedamned n nightmare before chrismas n the underworld moview for movies........i like more but those r my faves.............
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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 12414

                            #28
                            Re: hi and imsorry

                            Originally posted by Fallen Angel View Post
                            i like evanesense n my chemical romance n marylin manson for music.........i liike interview with the vampire n queen of thedamned n nightmare before chrismas n the underworld moview for movies........i like more but those r my faves.............
                            Do you wear a helmet when you walk around? I have no idea why Jesus hasn't killed you and sent you to Hell yet, but you'd better get right with Him while you still have a chance.
                            Posted via Prayer

                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                            Blogging for CHRIST!
                            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                            • Pastor Al E Pistle
                              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 9323

                              #29
                              Re: hi and imsorry

                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              And just why is her avatar a dead fly? That reminds me of spiders.
                              It's a fallen angel. Are all of you women oblivious?!?!?!
                              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                              • Fallen Angel
                                Resident gothtard witch
                                • Feb 2007
                                • 197

                                #30
                                Re: hi and imsorry

                                ppl keep being mean to me but thats ok coz i was mean 1st when i came here so thats ok............im not goin to let it get too me coz the godess is love n i know that she loves me...... im trying to spell better n i dun use as much chat speake as i did before so i am trying but its hard coz thats all ive ever done online...........if u give me a chance u will see im not stupid n im just here to learn n see if i can help open som eyes to see that love is the way..............
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