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  • thereisnoLawrence
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    • May 2009
    • 5
    #1

    Hello

    I am kind of interested in what you guys believe in. i am just wondering what you guys think about the political views and other news i the media. i am looking for more than the answers like believing in the bible literally word for word, i am looking for an in depth answer, hopefully from anyone who can answer me as best as possible. Thank you guys for helping an atheist troll like me out.
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    • eliot mayfield
      God Squad
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 9324
      #2
      Re: Hello

      You want us to recap every post on this site in a nice little post just for you?

      I have a better idea, you start reading.
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • Brother Lazarus
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jul 2008
          • 1062
          #3
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by thereisnolord View Post
          I am kind of interested in what you guys believe in. i am just wondering what you guys think about the political views and other news i the media. i am looking for more than the answers like believing in the bible literally word for word, i am looking for an in depth answer, hopefully from anyone who can answer me as best as possible. Thank you guys for helping an atheist troll like me out.
          So you tried the shot gun approach and put your introduction into two places. At least your tried. So I'll repeat my prior answer.

          We do indeed believe every Word of the Bible. This is because it is God's HOLY Word. We are commanded by God in all of our actions and words. Our opinions about any subject are shaped by what God has told us in the AV1611 Bible.

          As for your typing, God appreciates a well formed sentence appearing in a well thought out paragraph. We also appreciate it. Some of us have become skilled a deciphering jibberish, but we don't like to do it. Proper punctuation, spelling, and grammar is expected.

          Yours in Christ
          Brother Lazarus __________________
          In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22889
              #4
              Re: Hello

              Landover's view is "God said it, I believe it, case closed."
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • thereisnoLawrence
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                  • May 2009
                  • 5
                  #5
                  Re: Hello

                  I feel like you guys just want to shun me other than help me, and i do not think that is gods way. You are just have a mind set that i am out to get you so you make fun of me and my typing. That is all i get.

                  And i have read your site for awhile, but i am getting mixed answers from different people, so i am just trying to understand better. Sorry for trying.

                  I see the creator of this site changed my name, thats cool i thought it was funny. So i hope you guys understand that it was a joke and i enjoyed the laugh. I am though trying to understand you guys a little bit better though, but not trying to bash you. What you believe is what you believe, no matter what eve if is harming to others, as long as they accept it, is fine, i have my own beliefs that most do not agree with anyway, but i rather learn what people believe than me telling them i am better and be ignorant.

                  Please understand i am not the bad guy. One might think i am but that is not my goal, so please help me out with what you guys believe in because i do have some questions, but i feel that the people on this site will not answer me unless i get neutral respect that i am not to bash.

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                    • Vavoline Johnson
                      Mammy
                      Forum Member
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 960
                      #6
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by thereisnoLawrence View Post
                      I am kind of interested in what you guys believe in. i am just wondering what you guys think about the political views and other news i the media. i am looking for more than the answers like believing in the bible literally word for word, i am looking for an in depth answer, hopefully from anyone who can answer me as best as possible. Thank you guys for helping an atheist troll like me out.

                      This place ain't da Cliff Notes of religion! You cain't come here fo easy answers to get to Hebin. It taks a Joo 13 yrs to become one and a lil Catlic kid has to go through his Communism to become one. You jist don't come to da Landover and expect our good an Gawdly Pastas to give you a clipper class pass to the Lord. It' takes a heap o work! Dis ain't no place fo no lazy heathens!
                      Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                        • thereisnoLawrence
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                          • May 2009
                          • 5
                          #7
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post

                          This place ain't da Cliff Notes of religion! You cain't come here fo easy answers to get to Hebin. It taks a Joo 13 yrs to become one and a lil Catlic kid has to go through his Communism to become one. You jist don't come to da Landover and expect our good an Gawdly Pastas to give you a clipper class pass to the Lord. It' takes a heap o work! Dis ain't no place fo no lazy heathens!
                          And you guys get on me for typos!!!

                          I am sure all of you did not go through that. If you have kids they were probably born in to it. Not so hard now is it. Thanks for trying though.

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