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  • Faithful Jordan
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • May 2009
    • 7

    #1

    Hi

    As I couldn't find the introductory thread I figured I'd post here, and if someone would move it that'd be great.

    I'm 19 years old. I'm from Texas, and I am not of any established faith nor am I agnostic or atheist. I'm a betweener. I reason out the facts and make my own decisions. I enjoy football, fishing, music, tripping acid, and mostly whatever else I can find to broaden my horizon. I have seen the death of stars, and the end of my ego. I have tasted the forbidden fruit and it is called LSD. Don't be afraid. You'll see the death of your own ego, and the falsity of all your ego driven religion. I hope that I can help you all see the truth. That is my mission here. Likewise I hope you will all do the same.
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Hi

    Welcome friend.
    It looks like Jesus guided you to the right place.

    What is your opinion of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior?

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Faithful Jordan
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • May 2009
      • 7

      #3
      Re: Hi

      Hmmm, lemme see.

      Arabic guy, 5'9ish, long hair, went from age 12 to 30 in the turn of a page, and apparently had some pretty good Buddhist philosophies that he picked up from traders along the Silk Road?

      That's about it though.

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      • eliot mayfield
        God Squad
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 9324

        #4
        Re: Hi

        I moved it for you. I guess that LSD has fried your brain!
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • SayvedByTheLord
          Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
          True Christian™
          • May 2007
          • 3151

          #5
          Re: Hi

          Originally posted by Faithful Jordan View Post
          As I couldn't find the introductory thread I figured I'd post here, and if someone would move it that'd be great.

          I'm 19 years old. I'm from Texas, and I am not of any established faith nor am I agnostic or atheist. I'm a betweener. I reason out the facts and make my own decisions. I enjoy football, fishing, music, tripping acid, and mostly whatever else I can find to broaden my horizon. I have seen the death of stars, and the end of my ego. I have tasted the forbidden fruit and it is called LSD. Don't be afraid. You'll see the death of your own ego, and the falsity of all your ego driven religion. I hope that I can help you all see the truth. That is my mission here. Likewise I hope you will all do the same.
          Glad to meet you FJ. This is a good start, but we need to know your more disgusting aspects. This will help us to judge you in a timely manner.


          Leviticus 26:27-29

          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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          • Faithful Jordan
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • May 2009
            • 7

            #6
            Re: Hi

            Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
            Glad to meet you FJ. This is a good start, but we need to know your more disgusting aspects. This will help us to judge you in a timely manner,

            Okay. I'll go ahead and play your game.

            Did you know the the #1 banned substance of every country in the world ( including the United States of America ) is a HIGHLY halluciniginic substance known as DMT? Did you also know that this same substances is what causes humans to dream? Did you know that you will go crazy without dreams? Did you also know that at death DMT rushes the brain from the pictorin gland in such large ammounts that a person is not able to ingest even a similar ammount without vomittting? So in our brain is literally a gland that produces an ultra psychadelic trip nightly and upon death? I'm sure this was in God's plan as well? Please explain to naive me.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22889

              #7
              Re: Hi

              Originally posted by Faithful Jordan View Post
              Okay. I'll go ahead and play your game.

              Did you know the [...] Please explain to naive me.
              Look it up on Wiki - half of what you say is speculative garbage.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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