ZuluWarrior (demonic gibberish edited)

[ZuluWarrior]

Sorry I missed the intro thread.
Allow me to introduce myself, I am ZuluWarrior, and yes I'm Black, get over it. Looks like this is an all white board of a bunch of wifebeaters and wannabe Christian warriors. Make me want to puke. Looks like I will have to stick around and liven the place up a bit. At least till one of you white, racist, wifebeaters banns me for just being me.

Twentyfive years in the French Forigen Legion, seen a lot of action. Killed a lot of whites, blacks and browns. Makes no difference to me. You point a stick at me, piss me off you die, that's all she wrote.

Oh yeah, I'm married to the finest whitest Irish girl in the world. Black Irish, you people know what that is? I means she's got black hair, porcelain white skin and freckles, absolutely gorgeous. And she loves Black, know what I mean?

[JennyD]

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Sorry I missed the intro thread.
Allow me to introduce myself, I am ZuluWarrior, and yes I'm Black, get over it. Looks like this is an all white board of a bunch of wifebeaters and wannabe Christian warriors. Make me want to puke. Looks like I will have to stick around and liven the place up a bit. At least till one of you white, racist, wifebeaters banns me for just being me.

You sound like the bigot to me.

Have you considered turning to Jesus instead of your "gun" for meaning in your life?

Meanwhile, this is a Christian church forum. You were not invited to join. You are currently being tolerated because we hope you may find Jesus.

If your only purpose in joining is to insult us and Jesus, you will be banned for being rude and insulting. If you can carry on adult conversation, you likely won't be banned.

If your first paragraph is an example of "being yourself", I'd bet on the former.

Maybe you should check out THIS thread and see just how much we love our excessively-pigmented brethren. A whole program devoted to their Salvation!

[ZuluWarrior]

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Madam I have insulted no one. I on the other hand have recieved a PM already calling me "boy".

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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You're not a girl, are you?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Madam I have insulted no one. I on the other hand have recieved a PM already calling me "boy".

That was an infraction for getting uppity, boy.

This is a Christian forum. Why are you here?

[ZuluWarrior]

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Oh yeah, the (demonic gibberish edited) is French, you uneducated (expletive deleted).

No I must appologize, I will not lower myself to the level of name calling.
I do object to the PM calling me "boy" that was uncalled for in the extreme.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I do object to the PM calling me "boy" that was uncalled for in the extreme.

Well then, I'm sorry, ma'am. You have to admit it's a pretty masculine name you've chosen for yourself. Of course people are going to be confused.

You're not a bull dyke, are you?

[ZuluWarrior]

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Of corse not, cant prove it tho. Just like you cant prove you're not a little fairy boy poseing as a woman.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Of corse not, cant prove it tho. Just like you cant prove you're not a little fairy boy poseing as a woman.

No matter how many sodomites cut off their tallywackers, they can never bear a child.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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ZuluWarrior, were you that guy in Blazing Saddles that said "Where da white women at?" Just curious.

[JennyD]

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Madam I have insulted no one.

Looks like this is an all white board of a bunch of wifebeaters and wannabe Christian warriors. Make me want to puke.

Liar.

[Vavoline Johnson]

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Sorry I missed the intro thread.
Allow me to introduce myself, I am ZuluWarrior, and yes I'm Black, get over it. Looks like this is an all white board of a bunch of wifebeaters and wannabe Christian warriors. Make me want to puke. Looks like I will have to stick around and liven the place up a bit. At least till one of you white, racist, wifebeaters banns me for just being me.
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Good mornin and welcome Brother Zulu man. I is Miz Vavoline self appointed spokes negro for us colored folk here. You comin here wif a big chip on yo shoulder already before you give da nice white peoples a chance. This here church is a lovin church where the saying "Separate but equal" is goin strong. Maybe you kin help Ole Sam scrub Pasta Zeeks spinner on his Caddilac Escalaid after next Sundays service.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Well said Sister Vavoline. You know, I think your idea of bringing this South Afreekan savage into the fold could be a possibility.

Ahem, Mr Zulu, if you take the ex-Negro program from Landover, you can access the Library for a modest fee and enjoy such entertainment as this. So, can we interest you in Jesus?

[juddemon]

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Well, it looks like that Vavoline woman is an extremely offensive impersonation of a black woman. I do not believe she is real for a second. The previous posts regarding someone calling Zulu "boy"...let me explain. You took his post literally, which is what I have had a problem with you people doing on here, too. "Boy" is a racial, offensive slur commonly used when referring to a black man. It implies a lack of respect and a sense of ownership over him. Neither of those are true. He seems like a nice respectable MAN that, if you really want to convert him, you have to win over with kindness and forgiveness, instead of sending constant insults and taunts his way.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Well, [vicarious outpourings of liberal guilt and imagined feelings deleted] way.

Are you one of those demoncrat emos?