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  • Shepard John
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    • Jun 2009
    • 6
    #1

    Hi From Idaho

    Hello Everyone. I was just wondering about the internet enforcing my beliefs and saving people with the Word of God. When I came across this wonderful community of people with true beliefs and understandings of God.

    I am a part time Priest at a small Church at a Cristian Primary School. I am also a Nudist. Why must I follow the Satanism ways and cover myself with labels and cheap Asian labor materials. My Wife recently passed away and my only son is learning the ways of God so he can too become Jesus of our time.

    Feel free to ask any questions I will be happy to answer them!

    Go with Christ.
    John.
    Genesis: "And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed."
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Hi From Idaho

      Originally posted by Shepard John View Post
      Hello Everyone. I was just wondering about the internet enforcing my beliefs and saving people with the Word of God. When I came across this wonderful community of people with true beliefs and understandings of God.

      I am a part time Priest at a small Church at a Cristian Primary School. I am also a Nudist. Why must I follow the Satanism ways and cover myself with labels and cheap Asian labor materials. My Wife recently passed away and my only son is learning the ways of God so he can too become Jesus of our time.

      Feel free to ask any questions I will be happy to answer them!

      Go with Christ.
      John.
      You're a pervert who runs a primary school? And if you're a priest that makes you Catholic, right? And why can't you even spell the word Christian I wonder?

      Boy, your story stinks like the fish in Lake Freehold.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
          Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
          Forum Member
          • May 2009
          • 666
          #3
          Re: Hi From Idaho

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          You're a pervert who runs a primary school? And if you're a priest that makes you Catholic, right? And why can't you even spell the word Christian I wonder?

          Boy, your story stinks like the fish in Lake Freehold.
          Total fake persona. Definitely 4chan-KGB alliance agent here. I'm impressed how you can spot these spies so quickly, Brother Zeke. Good work!
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          SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

          Hosea 9:7
          The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22887
              #4
              Re: Hi From Idaho

              A priest with a wife? Unless she’s a rug-muncher hired as a decoy, I’m not buying into any of this.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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