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  • Brother John
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2007
    • 232

    #1

    Hello

    I'd like to (and am probably expected to too) introduce myself.
    I am a young Belgian (not a French homer, as I've read here before) male, not a satan-worshipper, heterosexual, and er, fairly open-minded.
    The reason I've registered here is to gain (and maybe share, although you're probably fed up with evolutionist stuff) some insights.
    Pardon me for my nickname as well, I was kind of agitated at the time by some closed-minded replies, from respected as well as less respected posters.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Hello

    Welcome friend. Jesus has called you here for a reason. Please don't reject his kind gift. Jesus suffered and died (temporarily) on the cross for your sins and mine. Plus, you can get a Playstation 3 if you get Saved now. This is a limited time offer, so act now.

    Click HERE for all the details!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Rev. Dr. Davidson
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jan 2007
      • 1439

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Welcome to God's favorite forum. We have an open mind to anyone who wants to discuss God, and His infinite love. This thread might help you out http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=2007.

      If you have questions, please ask. We only ask that posters be courteous in their questions and replies. We've just about heard it all, so come at us from a different angle if you wish to get your point across. We all relish a good debate, but we like gathering True Christians even more.
      "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
      (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by Apollyon View Post
        I'd like to (and am probably expected to too) introduce myself.
        I am a young Belgian (not a French homer, as I've read here before) male, not a satan-worshipper, heterosexual, and er, fairly open-minded.
        The reason I've registered here is to gain (and maybe share, although you're probably fed up with evolutionist stuff) some insights.
        Pardon me for my nickname as well, I was kind of agitated at the time by some closed-minded replies, from respected as well as less respected posters.
        Welcome. I pray you're open-minded enough to accept Jesus' love, but not so open-minded that you'll let Satanic drivel in. I know that unless it's about Jesus and the Bible (KJV1611) you likely have no insights worth sharing. We've certainly heard enough evilutionist lies to last us a lifetime.
        To get off on a good start with the congregation and God, click the Godly PayPal button at the bottom of the screen then drop down to your knees and pray!
        Posted via Prayer

        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

        Blogging for CHRIST!
        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
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        • Brother John
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2007
          • 232

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
          Welcome. I pray you're open-minded enough to accept Jesus' love, but not so open-minded that you'll let Satanic drivel in. I know that unless it's about Jesus and the Bible (KJV1611) you likely have no insights worth sharing. We've certainly heard enough evilutionist lies to last us a lifetime.
          To get off on a good start with the congregation and God, click the Godly PayPal button at the bottom of the screen then drop down to your knees and pray!
          Now now, let's all keep an equally open mind, I find neo-Darwinism more plausible, you find creationism more probable, I have no issue with that.
          Not to be obstreperous though Pastor Ezekiel, but how does Luke 14:26 fit in with "honour thy father and thy mother"?

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #6
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Apollyon View Post
            Now now, let's all keep an equally open mind, I find neo-Darwinism more plausible, you find creationism more probable, I have no issue with that.
            We, however, do have an issue with Satanic lies. You come here to our church's forum, a place for us to share the Godly Truth, and you demand that we keep open minds to demonic gibberish? You insinuated that you've been reading through these boards, so how could you possibly think this demand would go over well?
            "I was kind of agitated at the time by some closed-minded replies, from respected as well as less respected posters."
            You already know what to expect. How are you any different from the countless sinners before you who have come here to try and pry us away from Jesus?
            Posted via Prayer

            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

            Blogging for CHRIST!
            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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            • Brother John
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2007
              • 232

              #7
              Re: Hello

              The difference is that I'm not trying to pry you away from anything. What you donot wish upon yourself, extend not to others, said Confucius.
              Anyhoo, since neither one theory has been absolutely proven (but then again, that's science...) I feel no reason to reject or not. Then again, it is your right to do so. My sincere apologies

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              • Star Finder
                Rock Worshipper
                • Sep 2006
                • 1092

                #8
                Re: Hello

                Hmm..

                You're Belgian huh....are you sure you are not a homosexual? I mean, you are European right?

                .
                I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Apollyon View Post
                  Now now, let's all keep an equally open mind, I find neo-Darwinism more plausible, you find creationism more probable, I have no issue with that.
                  Friend,

                  Plausibility is not the issue. God tells us threw the Bible that creationism is true so therefore Darwinism must be a lie of Satan and clearly its believers must be converted or destroyed. We true Christians are just following our love for God.

                  The real point to this is why are we here? Darwinsim argues we are the creation of random chance. While this is logical this does not explain why we are self-aware. There are all kinds of life that do not even have a brain, much less are self-aware. The only logical explanation for human self-awareness is it is bestowed on us by God so we would understand He would burn us in Hell if we didn’t drop to our knees and worship Him.

                  I believe the philosophical ball is in your court now. Return it if you can friend.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • maverickxeo
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 261

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Welcome friend. Jesus has called you here for a reason. Please don't reject his kind gift. Jesus suffered and died (temporarily) on the cross for your sins and mine. Plus, you can get a Playstation 3 if you get Saved now. This is a limited time offer, so act now.

                    Click HERE for all the details!
                    I don't think that bribing people to follow God is what God wanted...

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                    • Rev. Dr. Davidson
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 1439

                      #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by maverickxeo View Post
                      I don't think that bribing people to follow God is what God wanted...
                      Try reading the article before judging.
                      "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                      (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405

                        #12
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by maverickxeo View Post
                        I don't think that bribing people to follow God is what God wanted...
                        Friend,

                        That is the problem; "you think". Consider this; what is your knowledge next to God's? Worthless! In comparison to our perfect, unchanging, all powerful, all knowing God you are a damn worthless fool. So instead of relying on your own empty headed foolishness, turn to The Bible and see what God's wisdom on the matter is.

                        Alright friend?

                        Now if God didn't want people bribed why does He promise those who worship Him wealth in this life and life eternal in Heaven with Him?

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                        Hot Must ReadThreads!


                        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #13
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by Apollyon View Post
                          Not to be obstreperous though Pastor Ezekiel, but how does Luke 14:26 fit in with "honour thy father and thy mother"?
                          Perfectly. We are to honour our father and mother, and what better way to bring honour to someone than by being a good, respectable Christian son who hates them as JESUS commands? If I had a good Christian son who hated me, I'd consider it an honour.
                          Originally posted by Apollyon View Post
                          The difference is that I'm not trying to pry you away from anything. What you donot wish upon yourself, extend not to others, said Confucius.
                          I do not wish eternal hellfire on myself, and so I don't want to extend it to you. I do wish for Salvation, and so I wish to extend it to you. Frankly, I don't see how even a demon-addled Chinaman could object to that.
                          Originally posted by maverickxeo View Post
                          I don't think that bribing people to follow God is what God wanted...
                          And I don't think that you've ever read the Bible. There are entire chapters that consist of Him alternately threatening and bribing people into loving Him. Works for me.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • OnYourKnees
                            On Extended Furlough
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 4729

                            #14
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            Perfectly. We are to honour our father and mother, and what better way to bring honour to someone than by being a good, respectable Christian son who hates them as JESUS commands? If I had a good Christian son who hated me, I'd consider it an honour.
                            If I may tag on, BT:

                            Apollyon, do keep in mind that "honour" and "love" are not the same thing.

                            To honour someone is to show due respect. You may, for example, honour your boss, even though she's a narrow-minded, Christ-hating jerk. It doesn't mean you like her, it means you show her respect.

                            All God requires of us is that we honour our parents, not love them.

                            Welcome to God's Favorite Forum! It's such a relief to find that there are Belgians who can write in complete and intelligible sentences, and who have cracked open a Bible! (We've had a run of slow-witted Belgians recently.)

                            Perhaps there's hope for your little bitty country, after all!

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                            • Brother John
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 232

                              #15
                              Re: Hello

                              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                              Friend,

                              Plausibility is not the issue. God tells us threw the Bible that creationism is true so therefore Darwinism must be a lie of Satan and clearly its believers must be converted or destroyed. We true Christians are just following our love for God.

                              The real point to this is why are we here? Darwinsim argues we are the creation of random chance. While this is logical this does not explain why we are self-aware. There are all kinds of life that do not even have a brain, much less are self-aware. The only logical explanation for human self-awareness is it is bestowed on us by God so we would understand He would burn us in Hell if we didn’t drop to our knees and worship Him.

                              I believe the philosophical ball is in your court now. Return it if you can friend.
                              There are indeed species that do not have a brain, or so much as anything neural for that matter, sponges for instance.
                              Anyhow, I've studied zoology, and what most surprised me there is that when you line different animals up (ofcourse, those that look most like their postulated ancestors), there's a nice gradation in development from sponge to human even.

                              As for self-awareness, I consider it a side effect from a more developed brain. Most people here will probably agree that mentally we tower over the vast bulk, if not all, of animals. Again, in the course of evolution (as stated by Darwin) one can see how smaller centres of control (mini-brains one might even say, like insects have) group to become more and more important, and thus developing more capacities, one of which might be a consciousness. Just because it's a side effect doesn't mean it's a bad thing though. On the other hand, it might have been bestowed upon us indeed, who knows.

                              Thanks for the reply there OnYourKnees, I suppose it also means that you may loathe your parents, but since you are to honour them it also means no inflicting harm? Just making sure.
                              Oh, and the main reason you've gotten a flow of badly literate Belgians here, I'm guessing, is that an excerpt of some of your views have been posted on a forum there, leading to well, investigation. Personally, I also despise the way some people on the internet abuse spelling openly...


                              Star Finder, if every European were homosexual there'd be no Europeans left in a while. Plus, I'm fairly certain I prefer girls to boys, even prefer only girls and not men.

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