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  • CuriousNature
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    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2009
    • 5

    #1

    Greetings to all

    Hello to all of you,

    I have been reading your forums and it has made me curious so I thought that I would stop in and visit with you all to learn what you have to share about your ways.

    I would like to explain a little about myself so you may know where some of my views come from.

    I went to sunday school as a little girl but it was only occasionaly and bounced between Lutherin and Methodist churches. My parents never went with me and we only went to stay church really on the holidays. Needless to say it was not brought up in my house hold well.

    When I was 13 I started going to a pentacostal church and youth group. I went to lots of things I really enjoyed with them, was Saved and even spoke in tongues by the lords wish. I was also part of the Job's daughters group and I was informed by my pastor that I was splitting the flock and I needed to choose one of the other, I couldnt be part of that and my other youthgroup. I was young and it all terrably confused me. I quit Job's daughters first and then eventually quit the youth group. My parents didnt want to spend the gas money anymore.

    I went into the lore of paganisim for awhile, and currently have no set faith. I float around in my daily life, unsaved unclean heathen.

    I also have some questions how the topic of marriages and how the wife is to follow the orders of the husband. In my household it is a bit reversed. I work and he does not. In todays current standing I suppose this is not uncomon, but its very hard for me to keep a clean house and work while he does nothing, so want to hear some opinions on that.

    I am welcome to any and all discussion, and please pardon my spelling. lol
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Greetings to all

    How old are you now? What gender are you?

    If you'd like to know more about our church doctrines, take a look at THIS thread. If you'd like to learn about True Christianity in more detail, read through the sermons on THIS section of the forum.

    Be respectful and you can stay. If you're a troll, you won't last long.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22895

      #3
      Re: Greetings to all

      If I may fill in a few blanks and sum up: You were sent to a succession of false Christian churches to give your atheist parents a rest from your incessant prattling.

      You were then recruited into a godless society of feminazis under Masonic influence and as such lost all feminine traits.*

      I suspect you have short hair, wear trousers and smoke a pipe.

      1st Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
      1st Timothy 2:10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works.
      1st Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
      1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
      1st Timothy 2:13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
      1st Timothy 2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
      1st Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing , if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.



      *http://www.iljd.org/about.htm
      "Mother Mick" (as she later became known as) wanted to form an organization that built strong moral character in young women. At a time when women’s rights were becoming a major social issue in America, she was also very concerned with helping young women become confident and successful women, as well as teaching them to be good citizens and daughters as well. With the help of leaders from Eastern Star and Masons, she came up with the idea of building an organization for young women between the ages of 11 and 20 - incorporating many of the lessons she had learned in Eastern Star.
      She named the organization "Job's Daughters," in honor of her mother. Her mother read Bible stories to her daughters every evening, often making reference to Book of Job and his daughters, often hoping they would become "as fair as the daughters of Job."
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • CuriousNature
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        Under Investigation
        • Jun 2009
        • 5

        #4
        Re: Greetings to all

        @Pastor Ezekiel- I am 23 and a female sir, and thank you I will take a look at them!

        @Ezekiel Bathfire - To sum it up in your eyes I suppose that would all be correct, however I do not have short hair nor do I smoke. I find that to be rather unhealthy. Though I do have to say I wonder about the false christian part, but I suspect that is in the linkes Pastor Ezekiel posted so I will look there for my answers, thanks

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