Hello, I am Brother Ted.

[Ted Papa]

Let me start off by saying; I am new to the internets and I am very glad I found this sacred website.

I am 18 years old living with my Mother in California. I just finished high-school and figuring out what to do with my life. Not much more I can say about myself in this day and age.

P.S I do not like being called Unsaved Trash.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hello, I am Brother Ted.

How is it possible for us to feel "a liking" for someone who rebels against God and objects to a perfectly sound title?

Your pride, sir, is your greatest fault.

[Ted Papa]

Re: Hello, I am Brother Ted.

I was just wondering who I was able to make friends with here.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hello, I am Brother Ted.

Jesus

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, I am Brother Ted.

Teddy, your preliminary DOF file has just crossed my desk. It seems that you're a Greek.

So, have you got the AIDS yet?

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Hello, I am Brother Ted.

I was just wondering who I was able to make friends with here.

Well, Mr Ted, you needs to earn friendship here, it don't just come cause you showed yourself up here. Why do you still lives wif your mamma, anyways? Ebrybody knows California is a Gawdless place, indeed

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello, I am Brother Ted.

Well spoken words my Sister. Your literacy improves each day, keep it up.

To the OP... to beg for friendship among mortals is far from begging for the Lords forgiveness. Only a person with Satan in his blood and impure thoughts in their head whould attempt such a folly. You are a charlatan and a degenerate. You probably offer candy to little children in October (the devils month) of every year.

Daniel 3:6-26 (New International Version)


Whoever does not fall down and worship will immediately be thrown into a blazing furnace."
Therefore, as soon as they heard the sound of the horn, flute, zither, lyre, harp and all kinds of music, all the peoples, nations and men of every language fell down and worshiped the image of gold that King Nebuchadnezzar had set up.
At this time some astrologers came forward and denounced the Jews.They said to King Nebuchadnezzar, "O king, live forever! You have issued a decree, O king, that everyone who hears the sound of the horn, flute, zither, lyre, harp, pipes and all kinds of music must fall down and worship the image of gold, and that whoever does not fall down and worship will be thrown into a blazing furnace. But there are some Jews whom you have set over the affairs of the province of Babylon—Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego—who pay no attention to you, O king. They neither serve your gods nor worship the image of gold you have set up."
Furious with rage, Nebuchadnezzar summoned Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego. So these men were brought before the king, and Nebuchadnezzar said to them, "Is it true, Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego, that you do not serve my gods or worship the image of gold I have set up? Now when you hear the sound of the horn, flute, zither, lyre, harp, pipes and all kinds of music, if you are ready to fall down and worship the image I made, very good. But if you do not worship it, you will be thrown immediately into a blazing furnace. Then what god will be able to rescue you from my hand?"
Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego replied to the king, "O Nebuchadnezzar, we do not need to defend ourselves before you in this matter. If we are thrown into the blazing furnace, the God we serve is able to save us from it, and he will rescue us from your hand, O king. 18 But even if he does not, we want you to know, O king, that we will not serve your gods or worship the image of gold you have set up."
Then Nebuchadnezzar was furious with Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego, and his attitude toward them changed. He ordered the furnace heated seven times hotter than usual and commanded some of the strongest soldiers in his army to tie up Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego and throw them into the blazing furnace. So these men, wearing their robes, trousers, turbans and other clothes, were bound and thrown into the blazing furnace. The king's command was so urgent and the furnace so hot that the flames of the fire killed the soldiers who took up Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego, and these three men, firmly tied, fell into the blazing furnace.
Then King Nebuchadnezzar leaped to his feet in amazement and asked his advisers, "Weren't there three men that we tied up and threw into the fire?"
They replied, "Certainly, O king."
He said, "Look! I see four men walking around in the fire, unbound and unharmed, and the fourth looks like a son of the gods." Nebuchadnezzar then approached the opening of the blazing furnace and shouted, "Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego, servants of the Most High God, come out! Come here!"
So Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego came out of the fire

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello, I am Brother Ted.

Who let you in here with THAT Bible?!? We only use the One True Bible here, buddy.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hello, I am Brother Ted.

Why do you God mockers insist on spewing irrelevant information in their first post. Why not go introduce yourself in the proper forum.

Let me start off by saying; I am new to the internets and I am very glad I found this sacred website.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello, I am Brother Ted.

Who let you in here with THAT Bible?!? We only use the One True Bible here, buddy.

Brother Nobar: Forgive the transgression. I was rather upset and picked up the closest bible at hand and with a blur of the hands, found a passage. Just like I do not always judge a Homer by his appearance, I failed to judge the cover of the book. I'll be tossing that one in the book burning pile this Saturday at the hunt club.

[who_r_u]

Re: Hello, I am Brother Ted.

Teddy, your preliminary DOF file has just crossed my desk. It seems that you're a Greek.

So, have you got the AIDS yet?

you have got to be kidding me here. that is one of the most ignorant things i have read on here. and that is saying a lot.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello, I am Brother Ted.

you have got to be kidding me here. that is one of the most ignorant things i have read on here. and that is saying a lot.

How dare you speak to Pastor Ezekiel in such a tone? He speaks not from ignorance (like you) but the learned truth.

You may of read (probably only the little words) a lot but have learned nothing.

[who_r_u]

Re: Hello, I am Brother Ted.

How dare you speak to Pastor Ezekiel in such a tone? He speaks not from ignorance (like you) but the learned truth.

You may of read (probably only the little words) a lot but have learned nothing.

i don't have any more respect for a pastor as i do for a janitor. a choice of vocation is not worthy of respect or ridicule in and of itself. respect is earned not given. ridicule is also earned. you would be well served to address me with a more humble manner.

[who_r_u]

Re: Hello, I am Brother Ted.

i don't have any more respect for a pastor as i do for a janitor. a choice of vocation is not worthy of respect or ridicule in and of itself. respect is earned not given. ridicule is also earned. you would be well served to address me with a more humble manner.

lol! look at this. seems like you do not stand so much on your faith when challenged. kinda lame i would say. and to resort to name calling. that is truly the mark of a small man. this is the private message i received:

Dear who_r_u,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Being an Asshat
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You are merely confirming the correctness of your title - please write in a manner commensurate with your status.
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This infraction is worth 200 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello, I am Brother Ted.

i don't have any more respect for a pastor as i do for a janitor. a choice of vocation is not worthy of respect or ridicule in and of itself. respect is earned not given. ridicule is also earned. you would be well served to address me with a more humble manner.

Respect is earned. A thief like you no doubt has earned nothing. A Pastor is not a position in life you can steal like a womans virginity. You become a Pastor by studying His words, living as He chose us to lve, walking behind Him, in His footsteps.

I shall never speak to the devils henchmen with any respect.