Subservient wife hello

[Sister Kristi]

I am not used to being the first to speak (I hope my husband doesn't find out), but would like to take the opportunity to say hello to all of you wonderful Baptists. I am so glad to have found you, and I look forward to learning from you.

Your In Christ

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Subservient wife hello

If you are posting here without your husband's permission, you are no better than a common harlot cavorting her illicit wares for all and sundry.

Your picture also shows ungodly amounts of flesh (and you could do with losing a pound or two.)

[Nobar King]

Re: Subservient wife hello

Excuse Brother Bathfire. He's a little cranky because he spent all day schooling 12 year olds on the wonders of the Bible.

Tell us a little more about yourself. How long have you been married?

[Sister Kristi]

Re: Subservient wife hello

If you are posting here without your husband's permission, you are no better than a common harlot cavorting her illicit wares for all and sundry.

Your picture also shows ungodly amounts of flesh (and you could do with losing a pound or two.)

My husband's choice of clothing, as he picks all of my clothing and limits my choices to it. I apologize for causing discomfort.

Also, my husband believes this to be a Godly site, thus allowing me to post.

[Sister Kristi]

Re: Subservient wife hello

Excuse Brother Bathfire. He's a little cranky because he spent all day schooling 12 year olds on the wonders of the Bible.

Tell us a little more about yourself. How long have you been married?

I entered into Holy Marriage almost 8 years ago, and have been a true good Christian wife.

[Bob4God]

Re: Subservient wife hello

What kind of pies do you make? What's your best one?

How long have you been saved?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Subservient wife hello

I am afraid, we really need your husbands permission. However, while waiting for him to decide whether to provide it, we shall continue with the waterboarding questions.

What is your purpose here?

What are your sins? Leave no details out. We suspect you are a harlot, can you verify this?

Are you a good cook and cleaner? Do you have pie to share?

Answer these questions truthfully and perhaps... just perhaps, we'll ask more.

[Sister Kristi]

Re: Subservient wife hello

What kind of pies do you make? What's your best one?

How long have you been saved?

I do enjoy baking for my husband. He prefers apple pie, he likes this the best, so it must be my best one.

I was brought to the lord when I was 21 after the devil used me as door to door makeup (whores dirt) sales woman. I praise GOD that he found me and showed me the righteous path.

[Sister Kristi]

Re: Subservient wife hello

I am afraid, we really need your husbands permission. However, while waiting for him to decide whether to provide it, we shall continue with the waterboarding questions.

What is your purpose here?

What are your sins? Leave no details out. We suspect you are a harlot, can you verify this?

Are you a good cook and cleaner? Do you have pie to share?

Answer these questions truthfully and perhaps... just perhaps, we'll ask more.

My purpose here is to learn and come closer to GOD. I would also like to be the best wife I can for my husband, and for GOD.

I am not without sin. I am no Harlot, for my husband is the only "know me." I burnt dinner on Friday, I did use a word unbecoming of a Christian.

My home is clean and neat, just as my husband expects.

It is up to my husband whenther or not I can bake a pie.

[Joe Rolandowsky]

Re: Subservient wife hello

Welcome sister. I am new here as well and have found Landover to be warm and inviting. It is refreshing to find so many people that have been truly inspired by the Word of the Lord.

[Sister Kristi]

Re: Subservient wife hello

Welcome sister. I am new here as well and have found Landover to be warm and inviting. It is refreshing to find so many people that have been truly inspired by the Word of the Lord.

Thank you for the welcome.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Subservient wife hello

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever put in your mouth ?

I am not used to being the first to speak (I hope my husband doesn't find out), but would like to take the opportunity to say hello to all of you wonderful Baptists. I am so glad to have found you, and I look forward to learning from you.

Your In Christ

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Subservient wife hello

Why are you not currently cooking your husband's dinner?

How fertile are you? How many children do you possess?

With what tool does your husband discipline you? How frequently are you out of line? Does your husband discipline your children?

May you be saved, harlot.

[Brother Jessup]

Re: Subservient wife hello

Sister Kristi.......now normally I believe women all got a bit of the devil in them and can't be fully trusted. However, I must say though, If I wasn’t such an honest and true blue Christian man, I'd be considering break’n the number ten and coveting my neighbor’s honey suckle.







The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken……..Amen!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Subservient wife hello

I've noticed you have posted elsewhere besides this forum. I of course did not read them as you are new and also a woman.

As you have been married for, I forget already, was it eight years? You must have six or seven children by now, right?

Hopefully they are being home schooled. The public school system will teach them all manner of secular, rational, and humanistic nonsense.

And what is your favorite Bible passage. If you do not have one, what is the passage your husband most often quotes at you while you are being disciplined?