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When i came to this forum i hoped to find some fellow Christians to share my love for Jesus with. Instead I find a bunch of single minded heatens.
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Re: Yeh
Son, I do not know how to answer you. There are no heathens amongst us True Christians(tm). If you can find where we have made a mistake in God's Word, let us know and we will thank you.
If you cannot find one, we will require an apology from you!sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs. -
Re: Yeh
Yes, the pilot on this forum said in that jews intro thread that he knew that this was God's favourite forum was this one. Who is he to tell what God likes?Comment
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Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.Comment
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Re: Yeh
Yes i see you didn't quite get me or you are just incredible stupid.Originally posted by Tertius The Scribe View Post
I can't remember reading "I love http://www.landoverbaptist.net"Comment
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Well, how can God not like us? We believe ALL His words, we worship Him as He says and we do ALL He asks.Originally posted by Mathias View Post
God says in the Bible that James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Re: Yeh
Originally posted by Mathias View Post
Son, are you on drugs? That is one of the most difficult to read sentences I have seen in quite some time. Sounds like something Mel Gibson would say when drunk and with his whore girlfriend.
We do not 'tell what God likes'. We do however, live by the KJV1611 Bible. We know this is God's favorite forum because we are True Christians™.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Re: Yeh
:raises hand: OH OH!! HERE!! PICK ME!! I'M A HEATHEN!!!Comment
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You be quiet. You're supposed to be quietly contained to your one little thread.Originally posted by Mechanix View Post
And I did get you, heathen. You didn't get me though.
Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.Comment
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What if the KJV1611 Bible has lost some sense during the translation process? What if you're all sinners?Comment
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I am looking forward to judgement day when all your sould will be condemned to eternalComment
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We were once sinners, now we are absolved of our sins by Christ. And you could be too, if you simply repent and accept Jesus as your one and only savior!Originally posted by Mathias View Post
Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.Comment
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Originally posted by Mathias View PostYou do not know what God like!
I know what , as you put it, "God like". He 'like' a good sandwich. If you meant to say "I know what God likes", then I know that too, he likes (loves in fact) True Christians™.Originally posted by Mathias View Post
If the bible had been written by an illiterate mormon with less education than a retarded catlick, then you might be right. However, it was written by God, the smartest entity to exist. He watched over the translation, ensuring not a nuance was missed.
Or to put it in words you may better understand. It was translated by an adult.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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