nOOb Spews Hatred

[christi]

Dentistry is an un-holy pagan practice. If you don’t believe me, just look at this:

http://www.egyptologyonline.com/the_dentist.htm

A true Christian puts his faith in God. Dentistry is just another modern medical scam with non-Christian roots that tries to divert our faith away the Lord. If God wanted us to keep our teeth forever, he would never allow them to rot and fall off in the first place. Most of us southerners and the British understand this fact very well.



The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken …….Amen!

First of all how is Dentistry unholy by any means? Everything you say is just about retarded, none of you have any idea what you are talking about none of you can be christians none of you follow the path of Jesus Christ, you are a bunch of idiots!!! You all act as if you have once met Jesus at a point in time of your lives..and beating your wives because they touch themselves? give me a break!! yes masturbation is one of the deadly sins but this in NO way gives ANY of you to handle the situation that way! You aren't supposed to beat ANY ONE, YOU don't choose what their punishment is! Only Jesus Christ decides what their punishment will be when the time comes..i think its funny how people who don't agree with this garbage get banned..instead of being able to express their opinons and their belief(which is what we are supposed to do) you ban them from this LAME site..i wonder what you guys do with your lives..OH WAIT i already know you are very judgemental people who HAVE NO LIVES, Leave the judging up to Jesus Christ (the only one who matters here) I think you all should re-read the bible and RETHINK the way you live your own lives BEFORE you try and tell people how to live their own lives.. You all probably have worthless jobs as pastors..This HAS to be a fake religion/church/ WHATEVER this is garbage and you all should be ashamed of what you have said..this site is a joke and im almost postive that your lives are worthless now.

That is all,

GOD BLESS

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

Welcome to God's favorite forum. May I recommend that you read through our Church Doctrines before judging us and spewing such venom?

Also, my sermon HERE, entitled "Is it Right to Judge Others?", might be useful for your spiritual enlightenment.

Can I assume that you have your husband's permission to be here?

[christi]

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I do not have a husband and if i did i wouldn't need his permission you dick hole.

i should report you for beating your wife, oh by the way you guys are getting shut down or you will be in the near future im sure of it!

this is garbage. just like you and your belief system

[Joe Rolandowsky]

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I do not have a husband and if i did i wouldn't need his permission you dick hole.

i should report you for beating your wife, oh by the way you guys are getting shut down or you will be in the near future im sure of it!

this is garbage. just like you and your belief system

Welcome sister. I suppose you are a lesbian, is that why you don't have a husband?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I do not have a husband and if i did i wouldn't need his permission you dick hole.

Why does that not surprise me? What man would have a feminazi bitch like you? I hope your father gives you plenty of Christian beatings.

i should report you for beating your wife, oh by the way you guys are getting shut down or you will be in the near future im sure of it!

I am not married, but I am engaged to a very lovely True Christian(tm) girl who thanks me each and every time she gets the back of my hand.

How exactly are you going to stop God's favorite church from spreading the message contained in God's Holy Word? I'd like to see you try! We are protected by JESUS, you ridiculous harlot!

this is garbage. just like you and your belief system

So now you want to say that Christianity is "garbage?" Thanks for showing us the "love" of you unsaved scum who come here to judge and persecute us. We are actually blessed by your hatred.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

[Brother Jessup]

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Christi, first of all, I suggest you re-register under a different name, because personally, I’m offended that such a heathen scumbag like yourself would have the audacity to use a name that resembled Christ’s. You are anything but Christ like, and you calling yourself Christi is tantamount to taking the Lord’s name in vain.

Aside from that, I’d personally like to take the time to welcome you to this forum; and I’ll make sure to say a prayer for you, asking God to forgive you for your sins and blasphemes, and I’ll beg him to have pity on your poor, worthless, hell bound soul.


I can tell that you ain’t a good honest, God Fearing, Christian like me, but hopefully, given time and plenty of prayer, you will change your sinful, heretical ways, and open your eyes to the true light of Jesus Christ, our beloved Savior.




The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd has spoken………Amen!

[Tertius The Scribe]

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I do not have a husband and am actively seeking a good Christian one. I am sorry if I offended in any way, I am just so eager to be laden with children.

I should thank you for disciplining your wives properly. It is just what unruly women like me need. I shall be nominating you for Church Of The Eternity at my local Bookburning Club.

This is God's favorite forum, and it shows. It is very representative of God's Word, and I wish it well!

Hello, evil lesbian Jezebel. I'm afraid that in one of your estrogen-crazed fits (as women, especially lesbians, get into daily ) you mistyped, so I fixed it for you.

You can thank me later.

[Shinigami]

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I do not have a husband and if i did i wouldn't need his permission you dick hole.

i should report you for beating your wife, oh by the way you guys are getting shut down or you will be in the near future im sure of it!

this is garbage. just like you and your belief system

The door is over there and you can use it at any time. You don't need permission to leave us and take your shit elsewhere. There is a bunch of retards who will take your place and do a better job. You are a dime a dozen noob and we have no such use for you. Jesus wants you to change and repent but you don't want to do that. Get out now and DO LET THE DOOR SMACK YOUR BACKSIDE ON THE WAY OUT. There are no feminests who aren't lezbians too and no women who want such a life. Such is the deathstyle of a lezbian feminazi.

[Joe Rolandowsky]

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So, is she really a lesbian? I know God hates her, but I am a bit curious about their ways, for purely Bible based scientific reasons.

[christi]

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First off i am not a lesbian, i have a boyfriend.
and women are not to be treated as slaves you worthless pieces of crap

and my father is dead, he has been dead for quite some time and he NEVER laid a hand on me..and my Mother picked out my name and its not christi..its christin..and no god loves all his children. and for any of you to think that you know ALL the answers you are all wrong..

I'm only on here because i think all this is stupid.

AND I NEVER SAID CHRISTIANITY WAS GARBAGE?!
I SAID YOU WERE AND YOUR BELIEFS

so quit taking my words and turning them around.

[Nobar King]

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I think we already determined that you are a lesbian. Stop changing your sexual orientation so often. Now, why are you here and not at school?

[christi]

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Its summer? stupid fuck

and do you know me?

didn't think so
and may i point out that you said "WE" have determined meaning you and your cult that you have going on here?

none of you know a damn thing about me.
so piss off

[Brother Jessup]

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So, is she really a lesbian? I know God hates her, but I am a bit curious about their ways, for purely Bible based scientific reasons.

Here's a picture of Christi and her lesbo lover that should settle your curiosity for good.

Good Christian parents out there should be warned that the following image is far too graphic in nature for children's eyes, so please cover them should they be near the computer while you are laying witness to this sacrilege.










The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken…….Amen!

[Professor Tyeisha X]

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Leave this poor sister alone!

There is nothing wrong with being a lesbian, Christi. Don't take their words to heart since they are just ignorant white males who cling to a book of fairy tales to justify their misogyny.

I welcome you, lesbian sister! (<---should have brown skin. Stupid racist smileys)

-Tyeisha

PS - Do you have a picture? Are you cute?

[Brother Lazarus]

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First off i am not a lesbian, i have a boyfriend.

Thank God. I hope you have remained a virgin.

and women are not to be treated as slaves you worthless pieces of crap

Obviously. But you need to read up on scripture.

and my father is dead, he has been dead for quite some time

I am truly sorry for your loss. I lost my father just 2 months ago.

and he NEVER laid a hand on me..

Perhaps if he had you'd be more obedient to God.

and my Mother picked out my name and its not christi..its christin..

Why do you mock your mother by using a "nick" name. Nick is a nickname of Satan. Where do you think the term came from?

and no god loves all his children.

Not exactly, you need to read your Bible.

and for any of you to think that you know ALL the answers you are all wrong..

All the answers are in the AV1611 Bible. I suggest you read it while praying to Jesus for guidance.

I'm only on here because i think all this is stupid.

That must make you stupid, right?

AND I NEVER SAID CHRISTIANITY WAS GARBAGE?!
I SAID YOU WERE AND YOUR BELIEFS

so quit taking my words and turning them around.

They are your words.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus