[Brother Jessup]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

and where is this church?
Me and my soon to be husband would LOVE to attend
and see all you warm welcoming faces.

If you'd like, we can arrange to hold a baptism in your front living room for convenience, and baptize you in vegetable oil.

Btw, why do you always say piffle? Is that the extent of your limited vocabulary? What’s a piffle anyway? Is it like Skittles, only for lesbians like you?



The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken.........Amen!

[John Bois Ward]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

You are one sick piffle aren't you?!

AND I DONT NEED PERMISSION
OR TO BE WATCHED WHEN I DO THINGS.
I AM A HUMAN, I AM AN ADULT
I DO NOT NEED TO BE TREATED LIKE A KID.

Using all caps does not make a statement true. Either provide a rational argument or take your tantrum elsewhere.

I guess you could say i'm a hot lipstick lesbian, EVEN THOUGH I AM NOT WHATSOEVER A LESBIAN, dumb piffles.

You are not a "hot lipstick" lesbian because I doubt there is anything attractive about you.

and where is this church?
Me and my soon to be husband would LOVE to attend
and see all you warm welcoming faces.

Atheists are usually not welcomed at our church.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

^^^She may be a Cuban spy. I will refrain from judgment as she may also be a hot lipstick lesbian. I am awaiting photographic evidence brother.

Brother Joe, we've had a lot of espionage activity on these forums lately. Last night I outed a Cuban spy by the name of "ILoveLindsay". And last week I uncovered an FBI sting operation.

Honestly, I am not getting the "spy vibe" from her. More of the "confused teenage lesbian" vibe.

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

Btw, why do you always say piffle? Is that the extent of your limited vocabulary? What’s a piffle anyway? Is it like Skittles, only for lesbians like you?



The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken.........Amen!

I was wondering that myself the other day. From what I can determine, "piffle" manifests itself in the form of a temptation of Satan. It is perhaps also a jam that demons spread on their toast, made from the souls of the diabetic.

Am I wrong on this?

[Joe Rolandowsky]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

"confused teenage lesbian"

I think we know what to do with those. I know we can pray the lezbo right out of them.

[laurenloveschrist]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

Christi = Definite lesbian.

Heterosexual women aren't so brash and forward like that. Only a bulldyke with some chew in her mouth and tats all over her forearms would talk like Christi.

I do not think that Christi is a bulldyke. She is probably one of those insane, ill-fated children who listen to that HORRID death metal. Only a death-metal listening, tattoo-bearing, gauge-having monster would go against the word of True Christians™,

[christi]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

none of you get pussy do you?

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

I was wondering that myself the other day. From what I can determine, "piffle" manifests itself in the form of a temptation of Satan. It is perhaps also a jam that demons spread on their toast, made from the souls of the diabetic.

Am I wrong on this?

"Piffle" is indeed a satanic reference to adulterous fornication. Spreading it on toast congers up images I care not to envisage. I need to pray now.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Brother Jessup]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

none of you get pussy do you?

You obviously do, don't you lesbo?






The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken.........Amen!

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

none of you get pussy do you?

Actually I love pussies. I have five of my own in addition to three dogs. There's nothing like cuddling up with a soft warm purring pussy to get one closer to God. Pussies are a gift from God to help man alleviate stress. Thank God for pussies.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Joe Rolandowsky]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

none of you get pussy do you?

Reported! Save your trash for your lezbo friends.










I am still waiting for the photographs.

[John Bois Ward]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

Brother Joe, we've had a lot of espionage activity on these forums lately. Last night I outed a Cuban spy by the name of "ILoveLindsay". And last week I uncovered an FBI sting operation.

Honestly, I am not getting the "spy vibe" from her. More of the "confused teenage lesbian" vibe.

The vibe I’m getting is of a poorly educated girl who was not loved by her father. But if she was willing to ask God for forgiveness and end her lesbian and atheist ways, she could bask in the love and wisdom of Our Lord.

[christi]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

I do not think that Christi is a bulldyke. She is probably one of those insane, ill-fated children who listen to that HORRID death metal. Only a death-metal listening, tattoo-bearing, gauge-having monster would go against the word of True Christians™,

Pray for me while you are at it because obviously I am exactly everything ^^^^^She^^^^ said.


actually I am not you stupid cooter.
I would never listen to such horrible music.
I enjoy listening to folk music
while I do free running
and smoke weeed.


oh yes I get lots of pussy all the time
oh baby!

actually I like dick a whole lot
I like dicks everywhere.
but I bet the mad prophet helmholtz
has done more things with dicks than me.
THAT QUEER ASS.



PLEASE BAPTIZE ME IN MY LIVING ROOM.
I LIVE IN A TRAILER PARK WITH ALL MY LESBIAN LOVERS.
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.

[Shinigami]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

none of you get pussy do you?

I will not be intimidated by insults or jeers from the likes of you. Why are you not understanding the very thing we are telling you. You are not welcome here and we do have a policy of Unsaved Unwelcome so get out now. Come back when you have repented of your lesbian deathstyle and found Jesus.

[laurenloveschrist]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

I would much rather rot in the deepest pits of hell than force-feed myself the bullshit that you Jesus freaks are spewing out.

ATHEISM FOR THE MOTHER FVCKING WIN BITCHES!