[John Bois Ward]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

Pray for me while you are at it because obviously I am exactly everything ^^^^^She^^^^ said.


actually I am not you stupid cooter.
I would never listen to such horrible music.
I enjoy listening to folk music
while I do free running
and smoke weeed.


oh yes I get lots of pussy all the time
oh baby!

actually I like dick a whole lot
I like dicks everywhere.
but I bet the mad prophet helmholtz
has done more things with dicks than me.
THAT QUEER ASS.



PLEASE BAPTIZE ME IN MY LIVING ROOM.
I LIVE IN A TRAILER PARK WITH ALL MY LESBIAN LOVERS.
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.

While you are being facetious when you state that you live in a trailer park, it is not far from the truth. It is obvious that you are from the lower socioeconomic strata due to your lack of education. You are unable to offer a coherent argument based on reason and as a result you resort to ad hominem attacks or profane comments. Your spelling and grammar skills are questionable and because of your poor vocabulary, you are forced to use all caps or profanity in a sad attempt at a rebuttal. But God does not care that you are uneducated. Do not mask the shame of stupidity with hatred. Come forward and ask God for forgiveness.

[christi]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

I have slept with many less men than your mother has.


lolz

Im surprised they havent considered you a lesbian or a feminazi lesbian bitch as they liked to call it.


and im sure they sleep with their mothers as well.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

and while your looking up laurenloveschrist "dox"
look up mine too! I would love to know the information you find.

Okay. I e-mailed one of our agents here at the DOF and these are the documents pulled up...

DOF Doc #ABX-328381
Name: Christi
Age: 16
Location: Oasis Palms Trailer Park, Baton Rouge, LA
Likes: Using her fake ID to get into dyke bars, making lesbian pornography with her stepsister, trolling the internet, and bright shiny things.
Dislikes: Logic, Christianity, Intelligence, Heterosexuality, and Wit

----
DOF Doc #DTM-200385
Name: Laurenloveschrist
Age: 13
Location: Streets of Hollywood (working as homosexual prostitute)
Likes: 4chan, pretending he's a girl (both online and off), stupid internet memes, acting like a complete tool, and bright shiny things.
Dislikes: Truth, real men, having meaningful discussion, customers that don't tip him for swallowing, and Landover
----

Now don't go saying these people are not you because the descriptions are SPOT-ON!!!!

[John Bois Ward]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

In addition, if your church were real, I would bring a god damned paintball gun to the good old LBC and BAP BAP BAP!

Why do we always get the stupid atheists? I'm willing to bet she could not give one rational argument to support or defend atheism and would quickly resort to profanity and name calling.

[ourdiabolikalrapture]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

While you are being facetious when you state that you live in a trailer park, it is not far from the truth. It is obvious that you are from the lower socioeconomic strata due to your lack of education. You are unable to offer a coherent argument based on reason and as a result you resort to ad hominem attacks or profane comments. Your spelling and grammar skills are questionable and because of your poor vocabulary, you are forced to use all caps or profanity in a sad attempt at a rebuttal. But God does not care that you are uneducated. Do not mask the shame of stupidity with hatred. Come forward and ask God for forgiveness.

I think you went into a world of shi* that you dont even know what your talking about John. You seem like your bashing this person because of their life when they werent even serious about what they said. Your an idiot, and why ask God for forgiveness?

[christi]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

Okay. I e-mailed one of our agents here at the DOF and these are the documents pulled up...

DOF Doc #ABX-328381
Name: Christi
Age: 16
Location: Oasis Palms Trailer Park, Baton Rouge, LA
Likes: Using her fake ID to get into dyke bars, making lesbian pornography with her stepsister, trolling the internet, and bright shiny things.
Dislikes: Logic, Christianity, Intelligence, Heterosexuality, and Wit

----
DOF Doc #DTM-200385
Name: Laurenloveschrist
Age: 13
Location: Streets of Hollywood (working as homosexual prostitute)
Likes: 4chan, pretending he's a girl (both online and off), stupid internet memes, acting like a complete tool, and bright shiny things.
Dislikes: Truth, real men, having meaningful discussion, customers that don't tip him for swallowing, and Landover
----

Now don't go saying these people are not you because the descriptions are SPOT-ON!!!!

You forgot to add that I dislike Landover as well.
Other than that you are right I'm spot on!
I now feel a tad bit creeped out.
Hey LaurenLovesChrist can we be best friends?!
I dont like real men either or customers who don't tip.
and I've been wanting to go to Hollywood.
I heard there are all kinds of lesbians there!

[laurenloveschrist]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

Can you support the idea that Jesus Christ does exist?

Did you shake his hand? Did you know him personally?

Did you two share the same heroin needles?

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

You forgot to add that I dislike Landover as well.
Other than that you are right I'm spot on!
I now feel a tad bit creeped out.
Hey LaurenLovesChrist can we be best friends?!
I dont like real men either or customers who don't tip.
and I've been wanting to go to Hollywood.
I heard there are all kinds of lesbians there!

Christi, I know we have our differences, but I am proud that you can finally be honest with your sexuality on this board. Thank you for proving me right.

[Wide-Open]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

Can you support the idea that Jesus Christ does exist?

Yes.

Did you shake his hand? Did you know him personally?

I don't like the "did" as Baby Jesus is still alive today. You may have missed that tidbit of information where he only died for three days. And yes, He talks to me daily.

Did you two share the same heroin needles?

You don't need heroin when you have Jesus GLORY!

[John Bois Ward]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

I think you went into a world of shi* that you dont even know what your talking about John. You seem like your bashing this person because of their life when they werent even serious about what they said. Your an idiot, and why ask God for forgiveness?

It's you're, not your. And I was not bashing the poor girl. Some people mask or sublimate self-negativity and that was what she was doing by attacking God. By assuring her that God did not care that she was stupid, I was hoping she would let go of her shame and anger and embrace The Lord.

[laurenloveschrist]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

Please share with me your explanation as to how you know Jesus Christ is existent.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

Can you support the idea that Jesus Christ does exist?

Yes...see below.

Did you shake his hand? Did you know him personally?

YES, as a matter of fact. Haven't you read my signature? You can visit my site if you are interested in reading about a man who has met Spaceship Jesus face-to-face and has a direct line to him even as we speak.

Did you two share the same heroin needles?

No. Spaceship Jesus doesn't do heroin. I do admit prior to 1974 I was strung-out bad on heroin. I remember being dirt poor and so desperate for a fix, I would give handjobs and quicky blowjobs to truckers passing through on rest stops. I was the most famous rest stop whore from St Louis to Barstow in the early 1970s.

[ourdiabolikalrapture]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

Actually you dont need Jesus when you have heroin! Maybe? If Jesus loves us all, why do we live in such a hell? Aside from all that how do you know that you have the right religion?

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

I think you went into a world of stuff that you even know what you're talking about John. You seem like you are trying to convert this person because of their life/deathstyle choice. You're very intellectual, and may everyone ask God for forgiveness.

What is this, the third post I've had to fix tonight?

I didn't know atheism-induced illiteracy was at such a record high. Guess I'll have to work twice as hard at burning the pesky books that cause this sort of thing.

[Wide-Open]

Re: nOOb Spews Hatred

Actually you dont need Jesus when you have heroin! Maybe? If Jesus loves us all, why do we live in such a hell? Aside from all that how do you know that you have the right religion?

1) Your life is miserable because you don't have Jesus! See, there's a connection! I certainly don't live in hell.

2) Because the Bible tells us so.