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  • Lady Bird
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2009
    • 4
    #1

    Hi.

    I am a heathen at times and I wish to be saved. So I came here.
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    • Professor Bessemer
      Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
      Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
      Darwin's Worst Nightmare
      True Christian™
      • May 2009
      • 2952
      #2
      Re: Hi.

      Tell us more about yourself! Are you married? How many children do you have? Do you love Jesus?
      Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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      Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

      Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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        • Lady Bird
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Jun 2009
          • 4
          #3
          Re: Hi.

          Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
          Tell us more about yourself! Are you married? How many children do you have? Do you love Jesus?
          I'm 19 and I an not married nor do I have any children. I love Jesus.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22929
              #4
              Re: Hi.

              What are you doing with my dog? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/album.php?u=3914
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Lady Bird
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 4
                  #5
                  Re: Hi.

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  What are you doing with my dog? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/album.php?u=3914
                  Haha, same breed?

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                    • Bethany Covington
                      Woman, but possibly Saved(R)
                      Forum Member
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 71
                      #6
                      Re: Hi.

                      Originally posted by Lady Bird View Post
                      I am a heathen at times and I wish to be saved. So I came here.
                      Hi there, do you like a good spanking? You sound like your very, very bad!
                      Yours in Christ,
                      Bethany Angelica Covington

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                        • Max Bayes
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 302
                          #7
                          Re: Hi.

                          Please, Bethany. Do not confuse the duties of Lady Bird's future True Christian™ husband with your own duties of sitting there and looking pretty.
                          BEHOLD!!!
                                                     THE BUS TO DAMNATION!
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                          May Jesus guide this Bus off a cliff and STRAIGHT TO HELL!

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