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  • Moses*
    Unsaved trash
    • Jun 2009
    • 4

    #1

    Greetings and apologies

    Hello this is my first post sorry for not posting here earlier

    Hello everyone this is my "new" first post old

    I am sorry if i offended anyone in my first post... I was just trying to make a point regardless if anyone wanted to listen.

    I believe in Jesus and in his teachings.



    God bless
  • BNPrep
    Unsaved trash, English Nazi
    • Jun 2009
    • 61

    #2
    Re: Greetings and apologies

    Hi Moses
    Welcome!

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29457

      #3
      Re: Greetings and apologies

      Hello, tell us about yourself
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Moses*
        Unsaved trash
        • Jun 2009
        • 4

        #4
        Re: Greetings and apologies

        Well i am from California ( unfortunately)... there is so much corruption here.. i just wanted to be guided to the true teachings of Jesus and that is why i came here

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22926

          #5
          Re: Greetings and apologies

          Are you a perfected joo?
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Capt. Aaron Portway
            One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
            Salvation from Above
            God's Favorite Pilot™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2008
            • 6309

            #6
            Re: Greetings and apologies

            Originally posted by Moses* View Post
            Well i am from California ( unfortunately)... there is so much corruption here.. i just wanted to be guided to the true teachings of Jesus and that is why i came here
            I used to live in California, Fresno to be exact. A truly horrible place almost exactly halfway between godless Sin Fransissyco and the modern-day Sodom known as Hellywood.

            I was lucky to get out alive. Why haven't you moved from that horrible state yet?
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            Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



            God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



            Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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            • BNPrep
              Unsaved trash, English Nazi
              • Jun 2009
              • 61

              #7
              Re: Greetings and apologies

              Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
              I used to live in California, Fresno to be exact. A truly horrible place almost exactly halfway between godless Sin Fransissyco and the modern-day Sodom known as Hellywood.

              I was lucky to get out alive. Why haven't you moved from that horrible state yet?
              Someones got to live their or the country tips and a million newyorkers fall in the atlantic

              vistited CA along with arizona and a horrible week in vegas last year very fake and far too much porn billboards etc

              have visited a few places in the USA including 3 weeks touring florida in March this year which was warm enough for me I can tell ya!

              Coming back for 3 weeks in august september so watch out

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: Greetings and apologies

                Why is it that you unsaved trash can't find your "Shift" key?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Tertius The Scribe
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2009
                  • 452

                  #9
                  Re: Greetings and apologies

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Why is it that you unsaved trash can't find your "Shift" key?
                  I too wonder this Pastor Zeke. I also wonder why Godmockers love to slander God's favorite language.

                  Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


                  All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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                  • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                    Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2009
                    • 666

                    #10
                    Re: Greetings and apologies

                    Moses*, what is up with the asterisk? Is there some kind of fine print down below that warns us about you?
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                    SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                    Hosea 9:7
                    The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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