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  • Augustinus
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    • Jun 2009
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    Greetings from South Africa

    May you all have a wonderful day in God's name. As you can see from my post count, I am new to this forum, having discovered it only this evening. What a wealth of information, teaching and wisdom you have here. Thank you for allowing me to join.

    Tinus
  • Augustinus
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    #2
    Re: Greetings from South Africa

    Sorry for posting here and not in the introduction sub folder ... we Africans are sometimes a bit slow

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
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      • Jan 2008
      • 22912

      #3
      Re: Greetings from South Africa

      Originally posted by Augustinus View Post
      May you all have a wonderful day in God's name.
      By God's Grace, it is always a good day at Landover.
      What a wealth of information, teaching and wisdom you have here.
      Indeed there is! Most every subject under the sun has been covered by True Christians(tm) and thus by The Word of The Lord of Hosts, The Almighty Himself.

      Tell us a little more about yourself. Are you married? How many children do you have? What is your favorite pie and Bible verse. Which Church do you attend and which of the disgusting practices of the Catlick Church do you think insults God most?
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Augustinus
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        Re: Greetings from South Africa

        Yes, Ezekiel, I am married with two young daughters. All baptized in the Name of our Lord.

        I attend the Dutch Reformed Church, which got a bit of a bad name under that little thing we in South Africa called Apartheid. Numbers are falling and the conservative youth of South Africa seems to be going elsewhere (or nowhere at all). But the day will come soon when the fear of God will come onto them and they will be back; I have little doubt and a lot of faith in that.

        I'm afraid pie is not really something we South Africans prefer ... meat, and more meat, is what we eat. Preferably cooked over an open fire under the African sun.

        As for bible verses, my brother, I firmly believe the Bible consists of one whole and is not made up out of single verses. The love of God shines through in every single word and it is not for me to prefer one above the other.

        As for your last question ... how on earth to you justify praying to a woman?

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22912

          #5
          Re: Greetings from South Africa

          Originally posted by Augustinus View Post
          Yes, Ezekiel, I am married with two young daughters.
          Naturally a disappointment it was not sons, but nevertheless, I'm sure they will grow up to be Godly women able to cook and clean and bear more Soldier for Christ.
          All baptized in the Name of our Lord.
          Pedobaptism does not count - guard and teach them well until they understand the magnitude of the Commitment to The Lord; then have them Baptized.

          I attend the Dutch Reformed Church,
          I remember that, my good friend Dr Van der Kaffirbasher was a member of that until he came to Landover, where he recognized that it was liberal.
          which got a bit of a bad name under that little thing we in South Africa called Apartheid.
          Yes, that is precisely what he said; far too liberal.
          Numbers are falling and the conservative youth of South Africa seems to be going elsewhere (or nowhere at all).
          You see, if you feed your stock poor food they will forage elsewhere.
          But the day will come soon when the fear of God will come onto them and they will be back; I have little doubt and a lot of faith in that.
          I am with you there. I cannot see why people should desert The Lord as times change, for He does not.

          I'm afraid pie is not really something we South Africans prefer ... meat, and more meat, is what we eat. Preferably cooked over an open fire under the African sun.
          That sort of cook-out is popular too in America - it is called a barbecue.

          As for bible verses, my brother, I firmly believe the Bible consists of one whole and is not made up out of single verses. The love of God shines through in every single word and it is not for me to prefer one above the other.
          Hmm... clever words but they leave one a little unsure that you have a particular approach to the Bible.

          As for your last question ... how on earth to you justify praying to a woman?
          Excellent! and all those images on subway walls, slices of toast, etc! Disgusting.

          Tell us, how do you continue to run your kraal when all of the nigras demand equal wages, medical insurance, pensions, etc and all the other things they seem to demand nowadays?
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Johnnyboy
            True Christian™ fisherman
            • Jun 2009
            • 801

            #6
            Re: Greetings from South Africa

            Welcome Augustinus,

            You sound like a fine Christian man. I too regret the setbacks your country had a few years back. Liberal, anti-Christian world opinion set your once proud country back 100 years. I will pray for your countries return to strength. I hail from the Southern part of America, and my proud ancestors had to deal with the same injustice of forced social change. Suddenly having to pay for labor when it's been provided free for centuries can break the back of any nation. Please continue to post here.

            Sincerely,

            Johnny Reb James

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
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              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
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              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #7
              Re: Greetings from South Africa

              Originally posted by Augustinus View Post
              Sorry for posting here and not in the introduction sub folder ... we Africans are sometimes a bit slow
              Not a problem. Your thread has been moved.
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              • Daisy Mae Johnson
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                • Sep 2006
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                #8
                Re: Greetings from South Africa

                I would not respond to this post anymore if I were you guys! We all know that Africans and queers are the number one spreaders of the AIDS.

                I'm sure this person is wiping the AIDS virus on his keyboard as he types and spraying it when he talks.

                TAKE HEED!
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                • Augustinus
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                  #9
                  Re: Greetings from South Africa

                  Wise words indeed. You are obviously one of the chosen few, despite being a woman.

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