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Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!
Would calling Greeks/Syrophenicians "dogs" be considered racist in your book, HoMoses?Originally posted by Moses* View PostBible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!
the 2nd part of the story shows what he said to her was to test her humanity and thus in her humble reply her daughter was relieved of her demon, no?Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
Akin to being cruel to be kind
I ain't gonna quote it word for word but suffice to say it's in Mark 7:26-30
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Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!
No. He took pity on her because she begged him in a pitiful manner, openly admitting she was a "dog" beneath the Jews. He granted her request "for this saying", for admitting her second-class status.Originally posted by BNPrep View Post27 But Jesus said unto her, Let the children first be filled: for it is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it unto the dogs.
28 And she answered and said unto him, Yes, Lord: yet the dogs under the table eat of the children's crumbs.
29 And he said unto her, For this saying go thy way; the devil is gone out of thy daughter.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!
the written words remain the same but our interpretation differs slightly.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
I have an open mind to see but not agree with you & I hope you do to.
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Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!
Wrong. You're interpreting. I'm saying what the words say.Originally posted by BNPrep View Postthe written words remain the same but our interpretation differs slightly.
I have an open mind to see but not agree with you & I hope you do to.
You are suggesting that Jesus was tempting this woman by calling her people "dogs". I say that Jesus, being God and thus being perfect, would not engage in manipulative, deceitful mind games.
I guess we know what you think of Jesus, don't we? You think He's a sick weirdo who messes with people's minds instead of saying what He wants them to know.Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!
It's your forum & I shall abide by your requests of not arguing....again!
PLEASE do not start guessing about my thoughts then adding slurs against Jesus to them as if spoken by me.
REMEMBER all your thoughts and feelings about me are based on the tiny amount I have written in a short space of time.
At the top of this & every page it says "Unsaved Welcome" yet despite over two dozen posts I feel very unwelcome and unclear as to who & how anyone by definition shall dictate when one is "saved"
I find this guidance and sharing of faith very confusing to be honest.
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Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!
Hmmm. The guidance is the Lord's Word. Sharing consists of you abandoning all previous faiths and accepting the unadulterated, timeless and inerrant Word of The Lord... pretty simple, considering the reward is eternal bliss.Originally posted by BNPrep View PostIt's your forum
I find this guidance and sharing of faith very confusing to be honest.
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!
2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
And you realize, do you not, that you have derailed a thread. The last person to do this with as much unholy persistence as yourself was banned.
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!
Originally posted by BNPrep View Post
At the top of this & every page it says "Unsaved Welcome" yet despite over two dozen posts I feel very unwelcome and unclear as to who & how anyone by definition shall dictate when one is "saved"
I find this guidance and sharing of faith very confusing to be honest.
That's because your father is satan.
Repent now!John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: BNP's I'm a Whiny Queer Thread
My nationality is British!
Leviticus 4:22 When a ruler hath sinned, and done [somewhat] through IGNORANCE [against] any of the commandments of the LORD his God [concerning things] which should not be done, and is guilty;
To aline me me with such vile activities is despicable! Proverbs 10:18 He that hideth HATRED [with] lying lips, and he that uttereth a slander, [is] a fool.
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Re: BNP's I'm a Whiny Queer Thread
For a dandy brit, you have quite the attitude. Ruffled panties in a bunch, are they?
Why can't you be more like that Charles fellow?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Re: BNP's I'm a Whiny Queer Thread
I do not belive in Christian Egalitarianism Sir.
Prince Charles (I assume) is heir to the positions of Supreme Governor of the Church of England.
As the Church of England bases its teachings on the Holy Scriptures, the ancient Catholic teachings of the Church Fathers I do not wish to be associated with them & I would respectfully hope you appreciate why.
Thank you.
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