[BNPrep]

Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!

I haven't called you a "limey", a "homosexual", or anything else.

I assume you are very young, because you act like it. Perhaps you are merely immature.

Now, since you are now only interested in whining as a victim, and I can see that you cannot respond to my, Brother Bathfire's, or Rev. Osborne's Biblical queries, would you care to suggest a caption for the photo of the two ladies?

sorry I'm upsetting folks.

OK BACK ON TOPIC

"Lord please make a fly land on the ladies chin so I can swat it like My Hubby did"

Hows that?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!

Apart form the fact you are asking the Lord to commit evil and you cannot use the genitive apostrophe, it was fair.

Thanks you, you seem to have taken the lessons of Landover to heart. Now, please go forth and present something worthy of The Lord on these Godly boards.

[MidwestCatLady]

Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!

Joh:3:15: That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.
Joh:3:16: For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

You used the word, "Elder" are you some sort of Mormon or JW?

No way. I was too lazy and rushed this morning to type out the words: More experienced members of Landover Babtist Church and True Christian leaders. Sorry, Bathfire.

[Dr. Warren Wierdsbe]

Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!

I believe there is quote somewhere pointing out we KNOW when we are saved but I could not find it for you. Perhaps one of the Elders here can locate the passage. So, if you don't really know whether you are saved, then probably you are not.

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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
Joh:3:15: That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.
Joh:3:16: For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

You used the word, "Elder" are you some sort of Mormon or JW?

No way. I was too lazy and rushed this morning to type out the words: More experienced members of Landover Babtist Church and True Christian leaders. Sorry, Bathfire.

No way. I was too lazy and rushed this morning to type out the words: More experienced members of Landover Babtist Church and True Christian leaders. Sorry, Bathfire.

I use the term "sister" advisedly here. I suggest, catlady, that you spend mor time in the Word and less time playing with your pussies. I am happy to tell you what the Bible (AV1611 King James Bible) says about how we know we are saved and here it is:

John 15:5
I am the vine, ye are the branches: He that abideth in me, and I in him, the same bringeth forth much fruit: for without me ye can do nothing.

1 John 2:6
He that saith he abideth in him ought himself also so to walk, even as he walked.

1 John 3:6
Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

1 John 3:24
And he that keepeth his commandments dwelleth in him, and he in him. And hereby we know that he abideth in us, by the Spirit which he hath given us.

So we know we are saved in that we cannot sin.

In Christ
Warren

[MidwestCatLady]

Re: BNP's I'm a Whiny Queer Thread

Thank you, Dr. Warren, I know now where that information can be found in JOHN. You are a True Christian to have found the information so quickly. I simply could not find it and gave up even though I had read it before. I did not want to give an Unsaved individual any advice in this realm without a quote. So, actually I am learning to keep my mouth shut when all that would come out is nothing but opinion without support.

[Dr. Warren Wierdsbe]

Re: BNP's I'm a Whiny Queer Thread

Thank you, Dr. Warren, I know now where that information can be found in JOHN. You are a True Christian to have found the information so quickly. I simply could not find it and gave up even though I had read it before. I did not want to give an Unsaved individual any advice in this realm without a quote. So, actually I am learning to keep my mouth shut when all that would come out is nothing but opinion without support.

Dear sister,
When you've been a Christian as long as I have, you will have a great deal of Biblical knowledge at your fingertips. Until that time, I suggest you search for "online Bible" at the Google. Other searches might find Nave's Topical Bible, and my personal favorite, the Scofield Reference Bible. Of course, you must always elect to receive your quotes in the AV1611 King James Bible. I don't know why they make all those false "bibles" available!

In Christ
Warren