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Greetings, I am the Widow Green. I look forward to activity with you all.
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Please give us your particulars. How old are you? What church do you attend? How didOriginally posted by Widow Green View Postyou killyour husband die?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Those who are about to die salute you !Comment
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I have been very unfortunate Pastor Ezekiel, I have been widowed four times but trust the Good Lord will send me another husband soon and maybe let me keep this one at least for a little while. My picture is in my profile of course and that should give you an indication of my age which you should not be asking after.Comment
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Welcame widow green To Gods Favorite Forum
Which Church do you go two? what's your favorite Bible Verse? How long have you been a Christian? Please tells us more about yourself
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Answer the questions or join your troll buddies in hell.Originally posted by Widow Green View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Why not? The Bible specifies the treatment of widows according to age:Originally posted by Widow Green (emphasis added) View Post
1 Tim. 5:9-12: Let not a widow be taken into the number under threescore years old, having been the wife of one man, Well reported of for good works; if she have brought up children, if she have lodged strangers, if she have washed the saints' feet, if she have relieved the afflicted, if she have diligently followed every good work. But the younger widows refuse: for when they have begun to wax wanton against Christ, they will marry; Having damnation, because they have cast off their first faith.
Then again, that appears to be moot in your case.This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Oh my i'm so sorry I hope the Wonderful Lord will help you find a good christian Husband very soonOriginally posted by Widow Green View Post I will be praying for you!
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You've snuffed four husbands and are not in prison yet? Do tell us your secrets of success! I assume they were all wealthy with no heirs.Originally posted by Widow Green View PostIsaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Thank you for your prayers Miss April.
O death, where is thy sting? O grave where is thy victory.
1 Corinthians 15.15
I was raised a Christian, Miss April.
My poor husbands were from healthy stock Mr Huchins but they failed to grant me children and each one perished at a young age. The Good Lord will not fail me, I will be blessed with another husband and hopefully will be bestowed a child soon. I am comforted that my husbands were wealthy, I find countenance in this.Comment
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You probably mean consolation... spend some of the fortune on learning American!Originally posted by Widow Green View Post
My advice to anyone thinking that you might be a good catch is either (i) be poor and uninsured or (ii) well-guarded. And keep away from my nephew Zebulun, who is none of those things!
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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No Mr Bathfire, I meant countenance, as in support and comfort in my daily life.
Your nephew Zebulun sounds a fine young man. Is he a single Christian young man in seach of a wife? Time is not on my side in my effort to produce children so I have to be forward and make the first move. Would Zebulun care for lunch sometime? My poor deceased husbands were very complimentary of my ability to rustle up something tasty in a hurry. I lay on a fine spread and you would also be welcome.Comment
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I must inform Websters of the new definition.Originally posted by Widow Green View Post
He isYour nephew Zebulun sounds a fine young man.He isIs he a single Christian young manHe is walking out with Miss Honeyin search of a wife?He has a healthy appetite but is allergic to mushrooms gathered in the woodsWould Zebulun care for lunch sometime?Without wishing to sound rude, we only have your word for that.My poor deceased husbands were very complimentary of my ability to rustle up something tasty in a hurry.I thank you but you will appreciate the impropriety of a married man visiting a widow especially on Thursday when Mrs. Bathfire will be away.I lay on a fine spread and you would also be welcome.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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LEV 21 15 Neither shall he profane his seed among his people: for I the LoRd do sanctify him.Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View PostI must inform Websters of the new definition.He is He is He is walking out with Miss Honey He has a healthy appetite but is allergic to mushrooms gathered in the woods Without wishing to sound rude, we only have your word for that. I thank you but you will appreciate the impropriety of a married man visiting a widow especially on Thursday when Mrs. Bathfire will be away. Comment
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Your very Welcame Sister Widow Green oh my I'm so sorry about your Husbands I'm Sure The Wonderful Lord will bless you with other Good Husband soonOriginally posted by Widow Green View Post Oh That's Wonderful that you raised a Christian
Was it Boy or Girl Did they grow up to be anything Great?
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