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    A New old Guest

    Thankyou for allowing me to join (on probation) your merry throng. Best thought I'd introduce my self. I don't go to church - I leave that to my successor Constantine. I have a king James (The Authorised Version) but when possible I prefer to browse the older Lindisfarne Gospels and The 'Chained Bible' over tea and tiffin. Looking forward to some debate
    Those who are about to die salute you !
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    Re: A New old Guest

    Originally posted by Marcus Aurelius View Post
    Thankyou for allowing me to join (on probation) your merry throng. Best thought I'd introduce my self. I don't go to church - I leave that to my successor Constantine. I have a king James (The Authorised Version) but when possible I prefer to browse the older Lindisfarne Gospels and The 'Chained Bible' over tea and tiffin. Looking forward to some debate
    This is not a debate forum. Please read THIS.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: A New old Guest

      Originally posted by Marcus Aurelius View Post
      [...]I have a king James (The Authorised Version) but when possible I prefer to browse the older Lindisfarne Gospels and The 'Chained Bible' [...]
      And why would you want to do that?
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      • #4
        Re: A New old Guest

        Sorry should have usedinstead of I understand.
        Those who are about to die salute you !

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          Re: A New old Guest

          Originally posted by Marcus Aurelius View Post
          Sorry should have usedinstead of I understand.
          You have about 3 minutes to make sense, then you're gone.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            Re: A New old Guest

            The Lindisfarne Gospels have got some pretty pictures and plenty of 'colouring in'
            Those who are about to die salute you !

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            • #7
              Re: A New old Guest

              Originally posted by Marcus Aurelius View Post
              The Lindisfarne Gospels have got some pretty pictures and plenty of 'colouring in'
              You whould raeher read that then the King James Bible oh Earth Why Just because it has Pretty Pictures Are you Queer or Something?

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              • #8
                Re: A New old Guest

                He just doesn't understand


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