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    Hello I am a recently-converted Christian; my mind was long polluted by atheist filth, before I prayed to Christ to purge it from my mind. I have not yet entered Freehold but for now, I will learn from this godly forum.

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    Originally posted by Bombonish View Post
    ...my mind was long polluted by atheist filth, before I prayed to Christ to purge it from my mind.
    How long were you a Catholic?

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      How long were you a Catholic?
      Perfect question, Pastor Bathfire. We need to hear what our new friend has learned from the Bible.

      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Bombonish View Post
        Hello I am a recently-converted Christian; my mind was long polluted by atheist filth, before I prayed to Christ to purge it from my mind. I have not yet entered Freehold but for now, I will learn from this godly forum.
        Well, hello to you, dear Miss Bombonish, and We are so pleased that you have found in the midst of this very complicated interwebs system. It is heart-warming to read of a testimonial such as you've provided, and we do hope that your daily walk with the is teaching you all that you need to know about life.

        Dear, at the top of our Introduction Forum page, we have a few simple requests, which you have forgotten to address. No doubt, in your excitement to be here, it's just an oversight; but, would you kindly please supply the following information for us? It will help our menfolk in the Faith Department when they are conducting their thorough investigation into your background. Thank you!

        Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

        May bless you, as you walk with — here, at .

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        • #5
          Hello dear, don't be shy. I too was once a cracker devoted, Mary worshiping Catholic who earnestly believed the bible was wrong and the pope was right and I had to pray to be purged of my sins and my stillborn babies would spend eternity in a painful existence in a remote part of the galaxy called Limbo. But Jesus came to my heart when I sincerely asked Him, and I promise He will come to you as well if you ask sincerely and you mean it. I look forward to fellowshipping with you!
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #6
            Welcome to God's favorite forum! I understand you are a freshly converted Christian but please use a capital for Godly to show that you are Jesus' slave to do with as He pleases.

            Acts 5:29 "... We must obey God... "
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • #7
              Hi
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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