Thank You Lord

[JamieG]

I want to say hi and to praise the Lord Jesus Christ who died for our sins.

This is my first visit to God's favourite forum and I must say I am mighty impressed by the good God loving people that are part of the family of Christ.

A few words I would like to share with you all my brothers.

Thank you Lord of all creation for showing me the way to this wonderful place so that I can continue to praise your name amongst like minded friends.

Amen.

Go with peace.

[Nobar King]

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Can I hire you to cut down some trees in my yard? There are two black walnut trees with branches that cross my boundary line. I'd like to trim all the branches back to the property line, but there are a lot of them.

I also have a shagbark that is overgrowing its space and I want it removed.

[JamieG]

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Oh yes brother I can attack any bush that needs a trimming, the Lord gave me the chainsaw and I am not afraid to use it.

Remember the old wise Baptist saying.

A woman a dog and a Walnut tree, the more you beat em the better they be!

Praise be.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Few people find Landover by themselves, we find that the majority arrive here shortly after Jesus has caused their finger to click a link.

Jesus knows your soul can be Saved™ at this point, and has brought you here to learn more about Him and His message.

Tell us, what church do you attend, what is your favorite Bible verse and why should anyone want to be a Catlick?

[JamieG]

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Firstly I would never lick a cat as Satan is known to take their form.

I attend the Seven Sisters Community Baptist Church.

This is my favourite verse Brother.

Psalm 21:1
The LORD is my light and my salvation—
whom shall I fear?
The LORD is the stronghold of my life—
of whom shall I be afraid? Praise be.

[Cath O'lic]

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Welcome Treeman, what would your advice be on trimming a flaming bush?

[JamieG]

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Welcome Treeman, what would your advice be on trimming a flaming bush?

Would that be a red flaming bush sister O'Lick?

In Brasil they tend to use Imac I believe.

I hope this is of help.

Praise be and get down on your knees.

[Cath O'lic]

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Good Lord (forgive me) I think you may be mistaken. The flaming bush of what I speak is a house plant, Originating from New Zealand, perhaps more commonly known as the Hebe or New Zealand Flaming Bush.

[Johnnyboy]

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Would that be a red flaming bush sister O'Lick?

In Brasil they tend to use Imac I believe.

I hope this is of help.

Praise be and get down on your knees.

I'm afraid you thought process fell a little bit below True Christian-like.

[JamieG]

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Good Lord (forgive me) I think you may be mistaken. The flaming bush of what I speak is a house plant, Originating from New Zealand, perhaps more commonly known as the Hebe or New Zealand Flaming Bush.

No offence good sister, my advice was pure and following in the Lords true path. I am but a humble Arboriculturalist doing God's work with a chainsaw.

[JennyD]

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Well, Praise the Lord, He provides in my hour of desperate need!

My gardener, Juan, has been the only man I've found able to keep the Monthly Visitor's garden under control; in particular, I have a certain unruly shrub that no man has been able to tame, yet Juan has frequently whipped it into shape for at least a few days at a time.

Dear Juan threw his back out while jerking out a hefty log in the back forty -- I TOLD him it was a two-man job, but did he listen? -- and has been confined to light duty for weeks. He cannot raise his arms above his shoulders, so how can he properly manage my out-of-control bush?

Treeman, is there any chance you can trim it for me? You ARE in Freehold, aren't you?

[JamieG]

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Sister Jenny alas I am not in freehold but if you could bring your bush to me I am sure I would be able to lick it into shape for you in no time.

I am but a humble servant of the Lord put on his earth to spead my seed of talent he has kindly given me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What church did you say you attend there Jaimie? I'd like to have a word with your pastor.

[JamieG]

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What church did you say you attend there Jaimie? I'd like to have a word with your pastor.

Seven Sisters Community Baptist Church Pastor Ezekiel

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Seven Sisters Community Baptist Church Pastor Ezekiel

Never heard of it. Can you post the link? What's your pastor's name?