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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22882

    #16
    Re: Praise Be

    A Jaguar is foreign. Anyhoo, we know little of you and your iniquities. Why do you think Jesus has brought you here?
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Nemesis
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jun 2009
      • 34

      #17
      Re: Praise Be

      Originally posted by vermin wadley View Post
      good evening nemesis, have you ever visited wales, good loves wales thats why he filled it full of the welsh
      And sheep or so I'm told

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      • Tertius The Scribe
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • May 2009
        • 452

        #18
        Re: Praise Be

        Originally posted by Nemesis View Post
        Sir I am a male, I do read the bible it is of great comfort to me and I would not be seen dead in a dodge caliber as I drive a jaguar. I detect anger in your post scribe have I offended you in some way
        No, it is simply that we must confirm that you are not a false Christian or another troll sent from the Godless depths of 4chan. You do use the AV1611 KJV Bible, correct?

        I only asked if you are male because some lesbian whores have begun to use that name; it is not standard scrutiny.

        Do you have a favorite verse or passage and favorite book of the Bible?

        Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


        All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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        • Johnnyboy
          True Christian™ fisherman
          • Jun 2009
          • 801

          #19
          Re: Praise Be

          Originally posted by vermin wadley View Post
          good evening nemesis, have you ever visited wales, good loves wales thats why he filled it full of the welsh
          By the context of your post I assume you mean "God" when you type "good". Care to tell nemesis why God doesn't love you?? I'll give you a little hint: Retard

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          • Nemesis
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jun 2009
            • 34

            #20
            Re: Praise Be

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            A Jaguar is foreign. Anyhoo, we know little of you and your iniquities. Why do you think Jesus has brought you here?
            In england it is not brother bathfire, I believe Jesus has bought me here to learn and prehaps teach.

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            • Tertius The Scribe
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • May 2009
              • 452

              #21
              Re: Praise Be

              Originally posted by vermin wadley View Post
              good evening nemesis, have you ever visited wales, good loves wales thats why he filled it full of the welsh
              Who is this false idol "good" you worship? Fess up now, evil pagan!

              Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


              All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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              • Nemesis
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jun 2009
                • 34

                #22
                Re: Praise Be

                Originally posted by Tertius The Scribe View Post
                No, it is simply that we must confirm that you are not a false Christian or another troll sent from the Godless depths of 4chan. You do use the AV1611 KJV Bible, correct?

                I only asked if you are male because some lesbian whores have begun to use that name; it is not standard scrutiny.

                Do you have a favorite verse or passage and favorite book of the Bible?
                I do use this bible correct, my second name is Nemesis blame my dad and I prefer a psalm, psalm 3.7 to be precise

                7: Arise, O LORD; save me, O my God: for thou hast smitten all
                mine enemies upon the cheek bone; thou hast broken the teeth of the
                ungodly

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                • vermin wadley
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 40

                  #23
                  Re: Praise Be

                  i do apologise, it was a typo i pray for you forgivness.
                  and i am not retarded if one of you will take me up on my offer i will photograph my letters and sutificates to prove i am a physics student with a scholarship at university who got top marks in my a levels. none of you bilive me yet none of you seem to want to let me prove myself, is there anything to explaine this
                  God is not mocked!

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                  • Frogmella
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 28

                    #24
                    Re: Praise Be

                    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                    A Jaguar is foreign.
                    It was owned by Ford, up until last year.

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #25
                      Re: Praise Be

                      Can you explain why you prefer that verse?
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Nemesis
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 34

                        #26
                        Re: Praise Be

                        Originally posted by Tertius The Scribe View Post
                        Who is this false idol "good" you worship? Fess up now, evil pagan!
                        Good scribe if I may assist, he is from Wales which is best described as a car plot of England. It is well known that the welsh fornicate with sheep on a regular basis, this obviously affects there brains

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                        • Nemesis
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 34

                          #27
                          Re: Praise Be

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          Can you explain why you prefer that verse?
                          I believe it shows that God is strong and not to be messed with by false prophets

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                          • Tertius The Scribe
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2009
                            • 452

                            #28
                            Re: Praise Be

                            Originally posted by Nemesis View Post
                            Good scribe if I may assist, he is from Wales which is best described as a car plot of England. It is well known that the welsh fornicate with sheep on a regular basis, this obviously affects there brains
                            Ah. I have a wage reduction to give to my chink assistant then.

                            Am I correct in assuming that Jaguar was bought before Ford sold Jaguar to the Injuns?

                            Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


                            All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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                            • Nemesis
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 34

                              #29
                              Re: Praise Be

                              Originally posted by Tertius The Scribe View Post
                              Ah. I have a wage reduction to give to my chink assistant then.

                              Am I correct in assuming that Jaguar was bought before Ford sold Jaguar to the Injuns?
                              The jaguar was indeed bought before that unfortunate episode, also good scibe it seems I have offended the good pastor ezekiel by using a curse in the title of my thread it should be Praise Ye. I am as I have said a male and therfor could not use a witches curse

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                              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                Christ's Rottweiler
                                 
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 22882

                                #30
                                Re: Praise Be

                                Originally posted by Nemesis View Post
                                In england it is not brother bathfire, I believe Jesus has bought me here to learn and prehaps teach.
                                As long as you don't attempt to teach spelling, punctuation, or grammar...
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                                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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