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  • Nemesis
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2009
    • 34

    #31
    Re: Praise Be

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    As long as you don't attempt to teach spelling, punctuation, or grammar...
    What can I say, it's been a long day.

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    • Nemesis
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jun 2009
      • 34

      #32
      Re: Praise Be

      Originally posted by vermin wadley View Post
      i do apologise, it was a typo i pray for you forgivness.
      and i am not retarded if one of you will take me up on my offer i will photograph my letters and sutificates to prove i am a physics student with a scholarship at university who got top marks in my a levels. none of you bilive me yet none of you seem to want to let me prove myself, is there anything to explaine this
      Is this guy for real, surely a Physics student can spell or is he a retard

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      • Tertius The Scribe
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • May 2009
        • 452

        #33
        Re: Praise Be

        Originally posted by Nemesis View Post
        Is this guy for real, surely a Physics student can spell or is he a retard
        If he is taking physics instead of going to a seminary, he must be a retard.

        Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


        All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22882

          #34
          Re: Praise Be

          Originally posted by Nemesis View Post
          Is this guy for real, surely a Physics student can spell or is he a retard
          That thought has been passing through my mind too.
          i will photograph my letters and sutificates to prove i am a physics student
          Perhaps he is at university but is a Godly experiment.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Nemesis
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jun 2009
            • 34

            #35
            Re: Praise Be

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            That thought has been passing through my mind too. Perhaps he is at university but is a Godly experiment.
            The Lord really does move in mysterious ways

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            • vermin wadley
              Unsaved trash
              • Jun 2009
              • 40

              #36
              Re: Praise Be

              if you stil doubt me then look at this,
              http://www.funkydragon.org/cy/fe/page.asp?n1=2&n2=1843
              need any more proof???
              Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 06-25-2009, 12:29 AM. Reason: Legibility
              God is not mocked!

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #37
                Re: Praise Be

                What language is that?
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22882

                  #38
                  Re: Praise Be

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  What language is that?
                  I think it's the language of Dyslexistan.
                  sigpic


                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #39
                    Re: Praise Be

                    No wonder he has so much trouble with his writing. English isn't his first language.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22882

                      #40
                      Re: Praise Be

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      No wonder he has so much trouble with his writing. English isn't his first language.
                      I doubt it is his 2nd...
                      sigpic


                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #41
                        Re: Praise Be

                        Originally posted by vermin wadley View Post
                        good evening nemesis, have you ever visited wales, good loves wales thats why he filled it full of the welsh
                        I know Our Lord shows His Love in some exceedingly mysterious and harsh ways, but filling something you love with the Welsh is odd even for Him.
                        Originally posted by Nemesis View Post
                        I do use this bible correct, my second name is Nemesis blame my dad and I prefer a psalm, psalm 3.7 to be precise

                        7: Arise, O LORD; save me, O my God: for thou hast smitten all
                        mine enemies upon the cheek bone; thou hast broken the teeth of the
                        ungodly
                        It is always a glorious sight when Our Lord breaks the teeth of the ungodly, it's true.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • vermin wadley
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 40

                          #42
                          Re: Praise Be

                          Originally posted by vermin wadley View Post
                          if you stil doubt me then look at this,
                          http://www.funkydragon.org/cy/fe/page.asp?n1=2&n2=1843
                          need any more proof???
                          this post has been edited by admin.
                          God is not mocked!

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #43
                            Re: Praise Be

                            Originally posted by vermin wadley View Post
                            this post has been edited by admin.
                            No it hasn't. Our admins all have excellent writing skills. If one of them had edited it, the results would read much better than that.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78555

                              #44
                              Re: Praise Be

                              Originally posted by vermin wadley View Post
                              this post has been edited by admin.
                              That's another one of your lies. None of us speak demon here, so we couldn't have edited anything to look like that.

                              Looks like you graduated from a school for witchcraft to me.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                              • vermin wadley
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 40

                                #45
                                Re: Praise Be

                                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                No it hasn't. Our admins all have excellent writing skills. If one of them had edited it, the results would read much better than that.
                                plaid cymru fhtagn! In his house at Blaenau Ffestiniog dead Gruffydd waits dreaming.
                                God is not mocked!

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