Help me brothers

[Pro-Speaker]

Hello all, I am sorry for my sins!

I wish to be a better person; but I am one of gods lost sheep. please help me back onto the path.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Help me brothers

Hello all, I am sorry for my sins!

I wish to be a better person; but I am one of gods lost sheep. please help me back onto the path.

After your rantings on the other thread, why should anyone believe you? From where did this sudden epiphany come?

You have some explaining to do, so I suggest you start now.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Pro-Speaker]

Re: Help me brothers

I woke up this morning and understood your racist, hatred ways.

on a side note, was your group not coming to the great land of scotland? I'm sure I read that somewhere.

I'd be glad to meet and go to mass in the morning

go to the local pub for some nice alcoholic beverage

meet some nice young ladies and show them some good christian fun if you know what im sayin

oh then you woudln't believe what I have planned for the afternoon

go to the old firm game (celtic and rangers)

go and meet some of my muslim friends

get you fitted for that kilt

and finaly go to that gay jewish wedding!! oh I do hope it doesn't rain, it is outside brother..

God bless brother!

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Help me brothers

I woke up this morning and understood your racist, hatred ways.!

There is no racism or hatred here.

on a side note, was your group not coming to the great land of Scotland? I'm sure I read that somewhere.

I don't think any American with an ounce of sense would want to go to Scotland where men run around in dresses.

I'd be glad to meet and go to mass in the morning

So you admit you are a Catholic.

go to the local pub for some nice alcoholic beverage

So you admit you are an alcoholic.

meet some nice young ladies and show them some good christian fun if you know what im sayin

You don't seem like the sort of person that would enjoy a church social.

oh then you woudln't believe what I have planned for the afternoon

I'd believe it but I'm sure I wouldn't like it.

go to the old firm game (celtic and rangers)

Nancy boys in shorts. Gay soccer. I was right, I wouldn't like it. In the USA the Celtics play basketball, the Rangers play both hockey and baseball.

go and meet some of my muslim friends

Nancy boys with towels on their heads. Thrilling. Will they be wearing bombs?

get you fitted for that kilt

That isn't happening.

and finaly go to that gay jewish wedding!! oh I do hope it doesn't rain, it is outside brother..

A sodomite wedding? Sadly in some places here, that is permitted..

God bless brother!

You've got a long way to go before I will consider you a Brother in Christ.

I do hope God blesses you and you come to Jesus.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Help me brothers

Well done, Brother Lazarus, that told the papist drag artist.

[Pro-Speaker]

Re: Help me brothers

There is no racism or hatred here.



I don't think any American with an ounce of sense would want to go to Scotland where men run around in dresses.

why note, scotland would suit your kind, racist and full of hatred

So you admit you are a Catholic.

yes, in a sense.

So you admit you are an alcoholic.

don't tell me you never have been drunk


You don't seem like the sort of person that wold enjoy a church social.

a catholic one maybe, they are quite different

I'd believe it but I'm sure I wouldn't like it.

Oh we would party like the diggers, emmett grogan - god bless his soul - would be proud of our party

Nancy boys in shorts. Gay soccer. I was right, I wouldn't like it. In the USA the Celtics play basketball, the Rangers play both hockey and baseball.

actualy celtic v rangers in scotland is one of the most fierce rivalries in the world brother, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZanW1DzJpmU


Nancy boys with towels on their heads. Thrilling. Will they be wearing bombs?

that is proof of your racist ways



That isn't happening.

why not, are you not comfortable with your sexuality.

A sodomite wedding? Sadly in some places here, that is permitted..

why sadly? to each his own brother!

You've got a long way to go before I will consider you a Brother in Christ.

I do hope God blesses you and you come to Jesus.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

i hope one day you can call me it brother!

i think i did this right?

[Pro-Speaker]

Re: Help me brothers

sorry about the above post, hope you get which parts are by me? .. its not letting me edit it either

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Help me brothers

i think i did this right?

Nope. It's gibberish. I usually have the patience to translate gibberish into standard American English, but in this case I think you need to try again. Be sure you use the "preview post" button until you figure out how to do this correctly.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Pro-Speaker]

Re: Help me brothers

why cant i edit the post and bold out the parts i wrote in response to your post?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Help me brothers

why cant i edit the post and bold out the parts i wrote in response to your post?

Jesus wants to see what you really think, not what you think after you have consulted friends, relations, and generally disguised your true character.

If you want to quote, put [quote] before and [/xquote] after (miss out the 'x')

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Help me brothers

why cant i edit the post and bold out the parts i wrote in response to your post?

You need to copy/paste the "quote" I'm not using brackets "[]" because it would create a quote. So it's bracket quote=etc bracket at the start of each segment, and then bracket /quote bracket at the end of each segment. You can say what you want after each bracket /quote bracket.

There's probably a better way but this works for me and I'm too lazy to research something easier.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Help me brothers

[QUOTE=Ezekiel Bathfire;349913]Jesus wants to see what you really think, not what you think after you have consulted friends, relations, and generally disguised your true character.

If you want to quote, put

before and [/xquote] after (miss out the 'x')

Yes, what Bother Bathfire said.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Pro-Speaker]

Re: Help me brothers

Okay,

you are all deluded

you clearly show racism yet deny it.

I honestly dont know why I'm bothering

but honestly, are you all hated in your community?

[Pro-Speaker]

Re: Help me brothers

you get the picture though? atleast admit your mostly all racist and preach hatred

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Help me brothers

you get the picture though? atleast admit your mostly all racist and preach hatred

I'm not going to waste anymore time with you until you have read this. It fully explains all church doctrine in a way even you can understand.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5610

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus