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  • mommysoil
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    • Jul 2009
    • 9

    #1

    mommysoilysister is a MAN of GOD!

    Hello, brothers of this great Holy undertaking. I am honored and fulfilled to find so many like-minded (right-minded) Christians to fellowship with. I hope to make many new and deeply satisfying relationships among you brethren. We shall sweat and groan and moan and cry out in the night, should we ever have a chance to fellowship in person, as we wrestled together with the mysteries of Heaven. As our great brother, Paul has said in the bible: "Greet each other with an holy kiss." Brothers, I can't wait to kiss each and every one of you.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: mommysoilysister is a MAN of GOD!

    Please tell us about yourself. Your age, gender, and church would be a great place to start.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Brother Lazarus
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      • Jul 2008
      • 1062

      #3
      Re: mommysoilysister is a MAN of GOD!

      Originally posted by mommysoil View Post
      Brothers, I can't wait to kiss each and every one of you.
      That sounds a bit suspicious. And can you explain your name?

      Thanks!

      Yours in Christ
      Brother Lazarus
      In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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      • BrendaFritz
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        • Jul 2009
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        #4
        Re: mommysoilysister is a MAN of GOD!

        Mockery is a stinky perfume.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22895

          #5
          Re: mommysoilysister is a MAN of GOD!

          Originally posted by BrendaFritz View Post
          Mockery is a stinky perfume.
          Wise but ill-phrased...
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Miss April
            Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
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            • Apr 2009
            • 685

            #6
            Re: mommysoilysister is a MAN of GOD!

            Welcame Mommysoilysister to Gods Favorite Forum What does your name Mean? Please tell us a little about yourself Which Church do you attend? What's your favorite Bible verse? How old are you?

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            • mommysoil
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              • Jul 2009
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              #7
              Re: mommysoilysister is a MAN of GOD!

              I thank you all for your warm, heartfelt welcome. I look forward to utilizing the knowledge available in this forum to further my own understanding of the truth of the gospel, AMEN! God has indeed blessed me with such a resource, and such friendly, knowledgeable teachers.

              In answer to the various questions, to wit:
              I'm a 46 year old, god fearin', heterosexual man who enjoys his bible, and maybe a little guitar playing, should there be time! As to my name, i lived as a sinner for many years of my young life. one particular day, I had decided to reject god completely, become a godless atheist. As i walked in the back door into the kitchen, i was floored by the most amazing sight! My mother's sister, who, all her life, had been a drunk, reprobate whore, was kneeling in the kitchen with my dear mother, praying for salvation! My mother had annointed her head with oil, and the sight of the oil glistening on the head of my whorish auntie sent me into a religious ecstasy where The Glorious Spirit of God's Peace descended upon me. I gave my heart and have never looked back, praise God!
              I hope this will help you to learn somewhat about me, the man. I look forward to learning about you all, as well.

              Yours in Christ,

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: mommysoilysister is a MAN of GOD!

                You sound like a mess! It looks like Jesus sent you to us just in time.

                Have you ever actually read the KJV 1611 Bible?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • HOERSHOE
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                  • Jul 2009
                  • 3

                  #9
                  Re: mommysoilysister is a MAN of GOD!

                  im not a troll im only giving you the unwavering truth

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22895

                    #10
                    Re: mommysoilysister is a MAN of GOD!

                    Security! Security! There's a poster here who's starting to believe his own lies! Lock him up in the name of all that's good and decent!
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • Johnnyboy
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                      • Jun 2009
                      • 801

                      #11
                      Re: mommysoilysister is a MAN of GOD!

                      Originally posted by HOERSHOE View Post
                      im not a troll im only giving you the unwavering truth
                      Liar. Troll. Doesn't know where "Shift" key is located. Fail.

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