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  • TheFreshOne
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2009
    • 7

    #1

    New one to be saved

    Hello all, new guy here from the Midwest how are you this blessed day.
  • Johnnyboy
    True Christian™ fisherman
    • Jun 2009
    • 801

    #2
    Re: New one to be saved

    Originally posted by TheFreshOne View Post
    Hello all, new guy here from the Midwest how are you this blessed day.
    Hello,

    What brings you to Gods favorite forum? What church do you attend? Do you like pie?

    Thanks,

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    • Paul from Colorado
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jul 2009
      • 50

      #3
      Re: New one to be saved

      Originally posted by TheFreshOne View Post
      Hello all, new guy here from the Midwest how are you this blessed day.
      Do you like redheads?

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22912

        #4
        Re: New one to be saved

        Originally posted by Paul from Colorado View Post
        Do you like redheads?
        Answer the question or be banned.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Brother Lazarus
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jul 2008
          • 1062

          #5
          Re: New one to be saved

          Originally posted by TheFreshOne View Post
          Hello all, new guy here from the Midwest how are you this blessed day.
          Welcome to God's favorite forum where proper spelling, grammar, punctuation, and sentence structure are always appreciated!

          What part of the Midwest? Anywhere near Iowa? I'm a Southerner myself. It is wonderful to see a new fellow American on the forum.

          Do you have a favorite AV 1611 King James Bible verse?
          Yours in Christ
          Brother Lazarus
          In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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          • TheFreshOne
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jul 2009
            • 7

            #6
            Re: New one to be saved

            I just kind of ended up here! Hope Baptist in Franklin county Missouri is the church I attend. Pie along with other sweets and fattening food are a disgrace to your temple. They cause health problems but still people knowingly ingest them. That is suicide and Jesus does not save those who commit suicide. As for red heads their skin burns like the creatures of darkness. I still need to ponder on them.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22912

              #7
              Re: New one to be saved

              Originally posted by TheFreshOne View Post
              [...] That is suicide and Jesus does not save those who commit suicide. [...]
              You have scripture for that?
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Johnnyboy
                True Christian™ fisherman
                • Jun 2009
                • 801

                #8
                Re: New one to be saved

                Originally posted by TheFreshOne View Post
                I just kind of ended up here! Hope Baptist in Franklin county Missouri is the church I attend. Pie along with other sweets and fattening food are a disgrace to your temple. They cause health problems but still people knowingly ingest them. That is suicide and Jesus does not save those who commit suicide. As for red heads their skin burns like the creatures of darkness. I still need to ponder on them.
                Friend, please don't take this the wrong way, but pie is a good thing! Are you one of those yoga guys?

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                • TheFreshOne
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 7

                  #9
                  Re: New one to be saved

                  Esther, chapter 8

                  6:
                  For how can I endure to see the evil that shall come unto my people? or how can I endure to see the destruction of my kindred?

                  Became my favorite when Barak Obama came to power.

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                  • TheFreshOne
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 7

                    #10
                    Re: New one to be saved

                    Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                    Friend, please don't take this the wrong way, but pie is a good thing! Are you one of those yoga guys?
                    No yoga here............

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                    • Johnnyboy
                      True Christian™ fisherman
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 801

                      #11
                      Re: New one to be saved

                      Originally posted by TheFreshOne View Post
                      No yoga here............
                      Good Man!! I notice you're not fond of our new president. Are you a Godly Republican?

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22912

                        #12
                        Re: New one to be saved

                        Originally posted by TheFreshOne View Post
                        Esther, chapter 8

                        6:
                        For how can I endure to see the evil that shall come unto my people? or how can I endure to see the destruction of my kindred?

                        Became my favorite when Barak Obama came to power.
                        Are you a kike?
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • TheFreshOne
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 7

                          #13
                          Re: New one to be saved

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          You have scripture for that?
                          I'm sorry you have caught me unprepared. We just covered it last Sunday I will need to study more.

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                          • TheFreshOne
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 7

                            #14
                            Re: New one to be saved

                            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                            Are you a kike?
                            That would require me both to be Jewish and Female, both I am not.

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                            • TheFreshOne
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 7

                              #15
                              Re: New one to be saved

                              Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                              Good Man!! I notice you're not fond of our new president. Are you a Godly Republican?
                              Indeed I am

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