[Bobby-Joe]

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*Looks up my 'big book of Bobby-Joe-ish*
I assume you meant to say:
Just because you suffered andan accident dodue to an unfortunate paper work error doesn't mean whoyou have the right to go around scaring people off.

Is that what you mean?

Why did you you use your evil magic to mess up my post like that harlot?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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No, what he meant to say was "Shut your filthy pie hole, witch, and GET THEE HENCE!"

Don't you have a cat to torture or something?

I think cats are better creatures than most humans are. Why would I ever wish to torture a poor innocent kitty?

Why did you you use your evil magic to mess up my post like that harlot?

All I did was a quick spell check. There's one on this forum. Are you saying that's evil magic too? Is that why you never use it?

[Bobby-Joe]

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All I did was a quick spell check. There's one on this forum. Are you saying that's evil magic too? Is that why you never use it?

As I said why did you cast that evil spell?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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As I said why did you cast that evil spell?

So this is why you never use the spellchecker. You think it's evil.
I wasn't speaking of spell as in witch spell, more how you spell certain words.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to the lobotomy TC-izing hopefuls queue.
Please leave your bank account details with the nice doctors on your way to the lobotomy ward landover orientation center.

*Looks up my 'big book of Bobby-Joe-ish*
I assume you meant to say:
Just because you suffered andan accident dodue to an unfortunate paper work error doesn't mean whoyou have the right to go around scaring people off.

Is that what you mean?

I think cats are better creatures than most humans are. Why would I ever wish to torture a poor innocent kitty?


All I did was a quick spell check. There's one on this forum. Are you saying that's evil magic too? Is that why you never use it?

So this is why you never use the spellchecker. You think it's evil.
I wasn't speaking of spell as in witch spell, more how you spell certain words.

Are you going to stop derailing this thread now, or do I have to ban you?

No one is interested in the nonsensical ravings of a pathetic witch going through "the big change", so kindly take your foolishness elsewhere. You're going to scare off the new members.

[WickedWitch]

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What did I say about growing a sense of humour, Zeke? Seriously, untwisting your panties will help your mood. Try it.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Well actually, Zeke, I was welcoming this new person at first. Then I replied to Bobby Joe's reply to my welcome.

But, you're right, sorry for derailing.

[Poetic Peter]

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R-R-R

the sound of winter cranking with a weak car battery?

That was my take until I r-r-read the thr-r-red.


Welcome Rebukey! Here's hoping that you fit in;

meant in the nice way, of course.

pp

[R-R-R]

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Are you a homer?

If with homer you mean homosexual my reply would be 'no'. I try to stay away from 'em as much as possible actually.

Are you a wiccian witch pagan gothtard?

I'm not a wiccan pagan goth either. There are not many of those around here as far as I know. The village where I live is fairly small, so that could be why there are hardly any colored people and people with 'special belief systems' here.

Have you ever read the Holy Bible? If so, which version?

Well, I've read small parts of the KJB1611 if I recall correctly, as I noticed you people here are so fond of it. And of course the Scripture that some people have cited on the site and in their signatures... I've also tried pieces of some other version, though I'm not sure which print. I read Genesis, up until about Abraham if I recall correctly (in the latter Bible I mentioned that is).

Are you one of those mary worshiping catlickers that are so rampant over there in europeanland?

I'm not catholick. A part of my family is though, and when I was too young to stay at home alone they forced me to go to their church with them, which I hated to put it bluntly. Never had to eat those cookies, drink wine or whatever, luckily. I think that having so many people drink from one cup might even spread diseases or something.

Please share with us exactly the nature of the crisis in your life that has lead you here.

Well, a crisis might be a bit exaggerating the issue. It's just that, as Mr. Bobby Joe suggested, I used to be somewhat confused. About the existence of God and Jesus, about mankind in general and so on. Probably a result of being thrown in between catlickers at a young age. I became somewhat opposed to religion in general as a result of this, as a way of counteracting their schemes to brainwash me into their belief system...

But for the past few weeks I became under the impression that some part of their indoctrination propaganda could be true; the existence of the Lord. Even if the stories told about Him were absurdly wrong, this wouldn't diminish His existence. Hence the reason why I'm here, to find out more about Jesus and God.

[R-R-R]

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R-R-R

the sound of winter cranking with a weak car battery?

That was my take until I r-r-read the thr-r-red.


Welcome Rebukey! Here's hoping that you fit in;

meant in the nice way, of course.

pp

I know, the R-R-R seems a bit odd at first, to say the least. I intended to put the "Rebuked, Repented, Reborn" part in my signature or under/in my signature. Yet it seems the moderators here require some time to observe my behaviour before allowing me acces to such options in the user cp.
Seeing some of the folks around here I can understand their reluctance...

Thanks for the welcome anyways

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Praise Jesus! I am relieved to hear that you are a fairly normal example of unsaved trash. And I'm equally relieved to hear about the origins of your name. To be honest I was afraid you had a speech impediment.

I hope that you will spend some time reading through the many threads here. Feel free to read older ones as well. And ask questions when you have them. Keep Jesus in your heart, and know that being unsaved, you are going to be incapable of understanding God's Holy Word in every case. If your heart is pure and your mind open, you may indeed become a True Christian™ one day.

Many aspire to such heights; few achieve them.

[R-R-R]

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you are going to be incapable of understanding God's Holy Word in every case.

Could I occasionally ask you or one of the other pastors about parts that appear particularly beyond understanding to me? I mean, if in my unsaved state of being I will be unable to understand any of God's Word, I may be able to understand parts of it through His pastors' voices.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Could I occasionally ask you or one of the other pastors about parts that appear particularly beyond understanding to me? I mean, if in my unsaved state of being I will be unable to understand any of God's Word, I may be able to understand parts of it through His pastors' voices.

Feel free son, anytime. You may not always like what you hear, but if Jesus is in your heart, the knowledge will seep through.

The first lesson about the unsaved is in this scripture:

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

[R-R-R]

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Feel free son, anytime. You may not always like what you hear, but if Jesus is in your heart, the knowledge will seep through.

The first lesson about the unsaved is in this scripture:

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

I think I somewhat understand what it's trying to say... Because I am unsaved, I am of the devil, according to John 8:44. And because of this I know only lies, and regard such as truth. So when a Saved person tells me Truth it doesn't resemble my idea of truth and I will regard his Truth as a lie, according to 8:45.

Could that be what this part of Scripture means? I'm just writing what comes to mind here, I could be entirely wrong of course.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Praise Jesus it appears that this Son of Satan actually is able to comprehend the most basic of Scripture! Perhaps these are the first baby-steps of another Christian in the making? Or the wobbly steps of one who would mock the Lord Jesus....