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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #16
    Re: An introduction...

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    *Looks up my 'big book of Bobby-Joe-ish*
    I assume you meant to say:
    Just because you suffered andan accident dodue to an unfortunate paper work error doesn't mean whoyou have the right to go around scaring people off.

    Is that what you mean?
    Why did you you use your evil magic to mess up my post like that harlot?

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • Rachael Van Helsing
      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
      • Sep 2006
      • 5131

      #17
      Re: An introduction...

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      No, what he meant to say was "Shut your filthy pie hole, witch, and GET THEE HENCE!"

      Don't you have a cat to torture or something?
      I think cats are better creatures than most humans are. Why would I ever wish to torture a poor innocent kitty?

      Originally posted by Bobby Joe
      Why did you you use your evil magic to mess up my post like that harlot?
      All I did was a quick spell check. There's one on this forum. Are you saying that's evil magic too? Is that why you never use it?
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      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #18
        Re: An introduction...

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        All I did was a quick spell check. There's one on this forum. Are you saying that's evil magic too? Is that why you never use it?
        As I said why did you cast that evil spell?

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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        • Rachael Van Helsing
          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
          • Sep 2006
          • 5131

          #19
          Re: An introduction...

          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
          As I said why did you cast that evil spell?
          So this is why you never use the spellchecker. You think it's evil.
          I wasn't speaking of spell as in witch spell, more how you spell certain words.
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          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #20
            Re: An introduction...

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            Welcome to the lobotomy TC-izing hopefuls queue.
            Please leave your bank account details with the nice doctors on your way to the lobotomy ward landover orientation center.
            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            *Looks up my 'big book of Bobby-Joe-ish*
            I assume you meant to say:
            Just because you suffered andan accident dodue to an unfortunate paper work error doesn't mean whoyou have the right to go around scaring people off.

            Is that what you mean?
            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            I think cats are better creatures than most humans are. Why would I ever wish to torture a poor innocent kitty?


            All I did was a quick spell check. There's one on this forum. Are you saying that's evil magic too? Is that why you never use it?
            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            So this is why you never use the spellchecker. You think it's evil.
            I wasn't speaking of spell as in witch spell, more how you spell certain words.
            Are you going to stop derailing this thread now, or do I have to ban you?

            No one is interested in the nonsensical ravings of a pathetic witch going through "the big change", so kindly take your foolishness elsewhere. You're going to scare off the new members.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • WickedWitch
              Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
              CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
              • Jan 2007
              • 1366

              #21
              Re: An introduction...

              What did I say about growing a sense of humour, Zeke? Seriously, untwisting your panties will help your mood. Try it.
              This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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              • Rachael Van Helsing
                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                • Sep 2006
                • 5131

                #22
                Re: An introduction...

                Well actually, Zeke, I was welcoming this new person at first. Then I replied to Bobby Joe's reply to my welcome.

                But, you're right, sorry for derailing.
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                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                • Poetic Peter
                  Christian Poet Emeritus
                  Forum Member
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 1696

                  #23
                  Re: An introduction...

                  R-R-R

                  the sound of winter cranking with a weak car battery?


                  That was my take until I r-r-read the thr-r-red.


                  Welcome Rebukey! Here's hoping that you fit in;

                  meant in the nice way, of course.

                  pp

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                  • R-R-R
                    Rebuked-Repented-Reborn
                    Forum Member
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 183

                    #24
                    Re: An introduction...

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Are you a homer?
                    If with homer you mean homosexual my reply would be 'no'. I try to stay away from 'em as much as possible actually.

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Are you a wiccian witch pagan gothtard?
                    I'm not a wiccan pagan goth either. There are not many of those around here as far as I know. The village where I live is fairly small, so that could be why there are hardly any colored people and people with 'special belief systems' here.

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Have you ever read the Holy Bible? If so, which version?
                    Well, I've read small parts of the KJB1611 if I recall correctly, as I noticed you people here are so fond of it. And of course the Scripture that some people have cited on the site and in their signatures... I've also tried pieces of some other version, though I'm not sure which print. I read Genesis, up until about Abraham if I recall correctly (in the latter Bible I mentioned that is).

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Are you one of those mary worshiping catlickers that are so rampant over there in europeanland?
                    I'm not catholick. A part of my family is though, and when I was too young to stay at home alone they forced me to go to their church with them, which I hated to put it bluntly. Never had to eat those cookies, drink wine or whatever, luckily. I think that having so many people drink from one cup might even spread diseases or something.

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Please share with us exactly the nature of the crisis in your life that has lead you here.
                    Well, a crisis might be a bit exaggerating the issue. It's just that, as Mr. Bobby Joe suggested, I used to be somewhat confused. About the existence of God and Jesus, about mankind in general and so on. Probably a result of being thrown in between catlickers at a young age. I became somewhat opposed to religion in general as a result of this, as a way of counteracting their schemes to brainwash me into their belief system...

                    But for the past few weeks I became under the impression that some part of their indoctrination propaganda could be true; the existence of the Lord. Even if the stories told about Him were absurdly wrong, this wouldn't diminish His existence. Hence the reason why I'm here, to find out more about Jesus and God.
                    John 20:29
                    Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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                    • R-R-R
                      Rebuked-Repented-Reborn
                      Forum Member
                      • Mar 2007
                      • 183

                      #25
                      Re: An introduction...

                      Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
                      R-R-R

                      the sound of winter cranking with a weak car battery?

                      That was my take until I r-r-read the thr-r-red.


                      Welcome Rebukey! Here's hoping that you fit in;

                      meant in the nice way, of course.

                      pp
                      I know, the R-R-R seems a bit odd at first, to say the least. I intended to put the "Rebuked, Repented, Reborn" part in my signature or under/in my signature. Yet it seems the moderators here require some time to observe my behaviour before allowing me acces to such options in the user cp.
                      Seeing some of the folks around here I can understand their reluctance...

                      Thanks for the welcome anyways
                      John 20:29
                      Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #26
                        Re: An introduction...

                        Praise Jesus! I am relieved to hear that you are a fairly normal example of unsaved trash. And I'm equally relieved to hear about the origins of your name. To be honest I was afraid you had a speech impediment.

                        I hope that you will spend some time reading through the many threads here. Feel free to read older ones as well. And ask questions when you have them. Keep Jesus in your heart, and know that being unsaved, you are going to be incapable of understanding God's Holy Word in every case. If your heart is pure and your mind open, you may indeed become a True Christian™ one day.

                        Many aspire to such heights; few achieve them.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • R-R-R
                          Rebuked-Repented-Reborn
                          Forum Member
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 183

                          #27
                          Re: An introduction...

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          you are going to be incapable of understanding God's Holy Word in every case.
                          Could I occasionally ask you or one of the other pastors about parts that appear particularly beyond understanding to me? I mean, if in my unsaved state of being I will be unable to understand any of God's Word, I may be able to understand parts of it through His pastors' voices.
                          John 20:29
                          Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #28
                            Re: An introduction...

                            Originally posted by R-R-R View Post
                            Could I occasionally ask you or one of the other pastors about parts that appear particularly beyond understanding to me? I mean, if in my unsaved state of being I will be unable to understand any of God's Word, I may be able to understand parts of it through His pastors' voices.
                            Feel free son, anytime. You may not always like what you hear, but if Jesus is in your heart, the knowledge will seep through.

                            The first lesson about the unsaved is in this scripture:

                            John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • R-R-R
                              Rebuked-Repented-Reborn
                              Forum Member
                              • Mar 2007
                              • 183

                              #29
                              Re: An introduction...

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Feel free son, anytime. You may not always like what you hear, but if Jesus is in your heart, the knowledge will seep through.

                              The first lesson about the unsaved is in this scripture:

                              John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
                              I think I somewhat understand what it's trying to say... Because I am unsaved, I am of the devil, according to John 8:44. And because of this I know only lies, and regard such as truth. So when a Saved person tells me Truth it doesn't resemble my idea of truth and I will regard his Truth as a lie, according to 8:45.

                              Could that be what this part of Scripture means? I'm just writing what comes to mind here, I could be entirely wrong of course.
                              John 20:29
                              Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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                              • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                                Scientific Advisor
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 2373

                                #30
                                Re: An introduction...

                                Praise Jesus it appears that this Son of Satan actually is able to comprehend the most basic of Scripture! Perhaps these are the first baby-steps of another Christian in the making? Or the wobbly steps of one who would mock the Lord Jesus....
                                Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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