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  • VikingQueen
    Guest
    • Jul 2009
    • 10

    #1

    Vikings R Us

    Wow... Simply Wow...

    This is quite honestly the most fucked up shit i have ever laid my eyes on.

    you call yourselves christian? i think your lord Jesus will soon decend upon you and you will realize your bullshit that is spewing out of your incest loving mouths, I have gay friends which are amazing theyre damn good cooks, theyre intelligent and that poison x guy, he seems like a nice guy but you ignorant fucks.... Need to burn

    I myself am Pagan... i follow a path called " Path of the warrior "

    what is that you ask? its a path of life to follow, those that are brave and mighty follow it, they sacrifice anything and everything to do what is right

    Not long ago probly about 2-3 weeks ago, i saved a mother, and doughter from drowning, knowing my life was at risk i didnt care, helping one another is good karma,

    Judging who is what isnt a good thing, i look like a "Bad guy", Long hair, dark blue eyes, i stay outside at the darkest hours of the night, i listen to heavy metal in example:

    Amon Amarth
    Cannibal Corpse
    Manowar
    Rhapsody of Fire

    and so on, but what it comes down to is the deep and harsh ignorant shit that was put into your brain by the book...and possibly your parents..

    Look deep into yourself and in your case Repent for your ignorance, now do something useful and HELP SOMEONE OUT not sit here and right crap about people you dont know or ever met,

    There was also another post/thread i saw about gaming promoting witchcraft n crap

    buddy get your head out of your ass, theres nothing wrong with being creative, infact im ALSO a game, Oblivion was one of the most deepest RPG's I have ever played. and for a new game coming out called AION is also one of the most amazing games to this day...

    If i can remember anything else i will be sure as fuck to post it

    I Hope your god forgives you for your ignorance towards the Human race HE created.

    Everyone is diffrent but at one point in life diserve the same, the only thing that sets people apart is their actions, not colour, race or were you live, but the actions you make during life.

    ~may your god be with you, i know mine is with me, Hail Odin

    ~VoA
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Vikings R Us

    Thank you for stopping by to spread your pagan hate. The Bible tells us that we are Blessed by your persecution.

    Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
    5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
    5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
    Go pratice Swedish witchcraft somewhere else, heathen. This is God's favorite forum!!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Nurse Clampett
      Jesus's Favorite Nurse
      Forum Member
      • Jan 2009
      • 974

      #3
      Re: Vikings R Us

      For someone who claims to know about karma and other fruity goodness, you sure do know how to swear and insult.
      Luke 5:31
      And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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      • VikingQueen
        Guest
        • Jul 2009
        • 10

        #4
        Re: Vikings R Us

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Go pratice Swedish witchcraft somewhere else, heathen. This is God's favorite forum!!
        Hey incest loving redneck child, god doesnt love "One" he loves "All" read up on your shit then come back for more.

        Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
        For someone who claims to know about karma and other fruity goodness, you sure do know how to swear and insult.
        Yes i do, after reading all this ignorant crap on a so called "Christian" forum.. i do believe some of these people are wonderful christians but my post mainly goes out to the ignorant christians


        On Another Hand~

        yea i feel like Poison did, enraged at how stupid you people can be, its also entertaining to see the Forum admin (Prob a gay) or just hates people with a different view then him its ok.. hes just a nobody

        But yes enraged is the Viking when ignorance like this is so open heh. but then again nothing we can do about people who arnt very educated about the world today.

        Oh and also boosting to my posts being limited to 1 post per 600 seconds, shows how lame the Forum admin is, also changing names, and colour of it.

        but hey its ok, if he needs someone to take his daily anger out, just pick someone who doesnt have and guard against insults, like perhaps "Devil spawn retarded kids"

        AND to that Rev guy that complains about video games, Not all kids who play them are inspired to kill because they play them, infact i play them, i myself am 18, i also make and edit these "Evil demon Games" no they are not evil or demonic, infact they are an artistic view and Fallout 3, Best storyline for a game ive ever seen

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        • Nurse Clampett
          Jesus's Favorite Nurse
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 974

          #5
          Re: Vikings R Us

          VikingQueen, I went to school with kids like you. They were into RPG's, dabbled with the occult, wore black and tried to wage magic wars with other pagan wannabes. I know where six of them are now;
          Two are in mental wards
          One is still in his parent's basement
          One committed suicide
          One is hooked on drugs
          The last is in jail for being a super cool pagan anarchist. (He threatened to blow up a trade school.)
          Which one of these losers are you aspiring to become?
          Luke 5:31
          And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Vikings R Us

            Originally posted by VikingQueen View Post
            Hey incest loving redneck child, god doesnt love "One" he loves "All" read up on your shit then come back for more.
            Please quote the Scripture that backs up your ridiculous claim. God does not love everyone, and you have never even opened a Bible.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • VikingQueen
              Guest
              • Jul 2009
              • 10

              #7
              Re: Vikings R Us

              Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
              VikingQueen, I went to school with kids like you. They were into RPG's, dabbled with the occult, wore black and tried to wage magic wars with other pagan wannabes. I know where six of them are now;
              Two are in mental wards
              One is still in his parent's basement
              One committed suicide
              One is hooked on drugs
              The last is in jail for being a super cool pagan anarchist. (He threatened to blow up a trade school.)
              Which one of these losers are you aspiring to become?
              None, and i highly dout thats happend. to me it looks like you just nailed the low end of the gamers chart

              2 kids in mental hospitals for playing World Of Warcraft
              1 still in his parents basement: look at the economy
              1 commited suicide: you mean the 13 year old chinese kid who was so into WoW that he took his own life?
              1 who is hooked on drugs? most gamers are... but not me, i dont see a reason some do
              1 in jail for threatening to blow up a school...i dont think he's pagan i think he is just dumb

              And i plan to become none of those, i plan (and already started) my carrer to make Video games for genorations to enjoy, some about a nuclear fallout, maybe an addon to Fallout 3, i also plan to make a MMORPG (Look it up) so many people can have fun together and enjoy a world not of ours.

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              • Nurse Clampett
                Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                Forum Member
                • Jan 2009
                • 974

                #8
                Re: Vikings R Us

                Those were kids I went to school with. They sounded EXACTLY like you.
                Luke 5:31
                And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                • VikingQueen
                  Guest
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 10

                  #9
                  Re: Vikings R Us

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Please quote the Scripture that backs up your ridiculous claim. God does not love everyone, and you have never even opened a Bible.
                  Incest loving redneck child...im surprised you didnt deny that lmao


                  AND try watching a movie called "The 13th Warrior" its about Christian/Muslim getting along and helping Vikings, it is based on a true story called "Eaters of the Dead" i know it sounds gross but if you read it
                  they translated old scripture they have found .

                  Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                  Those were kids I went to school with. They sounded EXACTLY like you.
                  Theyre far from me, im here to stand for those that have nothing to stand on... infact a christian friend of mine, he is also gay aswell, and he sits here laughing at you people on how wrong you people are, the internet is full of shit you know nothing till you hear or see it yourself, or do an amazing amount of research for yourself.

                  And for the Incest loving redneck child (And yes i have looked at bible and read some of it out of bordom.... Now

                  Ehem..

                  (1 John 4:8, 16). God’s love for all of mankind results in the fact that God shows His mercy by not immediately punishing people for their sins (Romans 3:23; 6:23). God’s love for the world is manifested in the fact that He gives people the opportunity to repent
                  .



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                  • Levi Jones
                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                     
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 13930

                    #10
                    Re: Vikings R Us

                    Originally posted by VikingQueen View Post
                    . God’s love for the world is manifested in the fact that He gives people the opportunity to repent.
                    This would be the time I would normally post that dramatic rodent glaring into the sinner's soul I have seen on the Landovernet™. The LORD'S internet portal®.
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                    • VikingQueen
                      Guest
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 10

                      #11
                      Re: Vikings R Us

                      Heres something that Redneck incest loving Ez...whatever the shit his name is might find as "An abomination to the christian name"



                      This band called "Impending Doom" is a christian band. they use "Devil like features" to attract listeners and hopefully convert them in other words they are trying to say what you people cant "Christianity isnt a pussy religion, but none the less choose your own path of life"


                      Now they use the same music style as


                      This band. Cannibal Corpse, THE BEST DEATH METAL TO DATE!!

                      Theyre one of the most vile and sickest bands on this earth and some christians call them "The real devils influence"

                      this proves one of many tales.

                      Death Metal isnt bound to the Devil, its bound to everyone who appreciates the style of music

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                      • Levi Jones
                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                         
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 13930

                        #12
                        Re: Vikings R Us

                        Originally posted by VikingQueen View Post
                        Heres something that Redneck incest loving Ez...whatever the shit his name is might find as "An abomination to the christian name"

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                        This band called "Impending Doom" is a christian band. they use "Devil like features" to attract listeners and hopefully convert them in other words they are trying to say what you people cant "Christianity isnt a pussy religion, but none the less choose your own path of life"


                        Now they use the same music style as

                        This band. Cannibal Corpse, THE BEST DEATH METAL TO DATE!!

                        Theyre one of the most vile and sickest bands on this earth and some christians call them "The real devils influence"

                        this proves one of many tales.

                        Death Metal isnt bound to the Devil, its bound to everyone who appreciates the style of music
                        Thank you Jesus for Godblock™! I don't think I would have liked what I saw in those images.
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                        • Sam Winchester
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 10

                          #13
                          Re: Vikings R Us

                          Two of the finest bands in the world. Milions of people agree.

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22895

                            #14
                            Re: Vikings R Us

                            Originally posted by VikingQueen View Post
                            Heres something that Redneck incest loving Ez...whatever the shit his name is might find as "An abomination to the christian name"

                            [stereotypical black and white print solely designed to cause offense deleted]

                            This band called "Impending Doom" is a christian band. they use "Devil like features" to attract listeners and hopefully convert them in other words they are trying to say what you people cant "Christianity isnt a pussy religion, but none the less choose your own path of life"
                            They would like you to believe that they are Christian, however, it is clear that they are of the Devil. This is just the same as the Catholic church - they pretend to worship God but look only to their lord Lucifer.


                            Now they use the same music style as

                            [stereotypical black and white print solely designed to cause offense deleted]
                            This band. Cannibal Corpse, THE BEST DEATH METAL TO DATE!!

                            Theyre one of the most vile and sickest bands on this earth and some christians call them "The real devils influence"

                            this proves one of many tales.

                            Death Metal isnt bound to the Devil, its bound to everyone who appreciates the style of music
                            Do you see any irony in what you say?
                            sigpic


                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • VikingQueen
                              Guest
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 10

                              #15
                              Re: Vikings R Us

                              Originally posted by Sam Winchester View Post
                              Two of the finest bands in the world. Milions of people agree.
                              Well thank you sam i dont listen to Impending doom that much but my god they are amazing

                              my fav impending doom song is "More than Conquerors"



                              Fav Cannibal Corpse song is Pit of Zombies

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