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  • Giant Negro
    Unsaved trash
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 38

    #1

    Praise the lord

    Greetings my fellow brothers, I shall introduce myself. My name is Tyrone Amigius Jackson. I once lived a life where drugs, pimping and stealing from the white man were a schedule for me, but I turned my life around when I found Jesus. The lord brought me in the white direction. Is there any scripture you can suggest I read to save me from falling back into my primitive black self?
    I'm smarter then your average Negro!
  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #2
    Re: Praise the lord

    The KJV 1611 Bible. And would you mind not standing so close. Thank you.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Praise the lord

      Originally posted by Giant Negro View Post
      Greetings my fellow brothers, I shall introduce myself. My name is Tyrone Amigius Jackson. I once lived a life where drugs, pimping and stealing from the white man were a schedule for me, but I turned my life around when I found Jesus. The lord brought me in the white direction. Is there any scripture you can suggest I read to save me from falling back into my primitive black self?
      Welcome, boy, to God's favorite church forum.

      I'd like to suggest that you start off by reading through THIS thread for ex-negroes.

      I'd also like to suggest that you show respect and properly capitalize words like "Lord."
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Giant Negro
        Unsaved trash
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 38

        #4
        Re: Praise the lord

        My apologize, I will have to pray extra hard so the Lord does not smite me. As I try to detach myself from becoming a negro I have begun a treatment that will bleach my skin. My question for you Pastor Ezekiel is, will my mind and belief transform with me? Or will I always have to be stuck with my negro brotherin?
        I'm smarter then your average Negro!

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Praise the lord

          Originally posted by Giant Negro View Post
          My apologize, I will have to pray extra hard so the Lord does not smite me. As I try to detach myself from becoming a negro I have begun a treatment that will bleach my skin. My question for you Pastor Ezekiel is, will my mind and belief transform with me? Or will I always have to be stuck with my negro brotherin?
          Please read the thread I linked in the above post. From the beginning.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Giant Negro
            Unsaved trash
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 38

            #6
            Re: Praise the lord

            Oh, I see now what I must do. Thank you.
            I'm smarter then your average Negro!

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            • HTannor
              America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 2612

              #7
              Re: Praise the lord

              I hear Michael Jackson's dermatologist is looking for work.
              The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

              "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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              • Vavoline Johnson
                Mammy
                Forum Member
                • Apr 2009
                • 960

                #8
                Re: Praise the lord

                Originally posted by Giant Negro View Post
                My apologize, I will have to pray extra hard so the Lord does not smite me. As I try to detach myself from becoming a negro I have begun a treatment that will bleach my skin. My question for you Pastor Ezekiel is, will my mind and belief transform with me? Or will I always have to be stuck with my negro brotherin?
                Once you be black, you aint neber comin back so don even think bout that!
                All the learnin in the world ain't gonna make you white.
                You be a Jackson. Is you kin wif Mohammad Elijiah Jackson down in Lake Wales?
                He own da barber shop down on Lakeland Abenue.
                Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                • Richard Boderman
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 17

                  #9
                  Re: Praise the lord

                  Oh my gosh. This can't be for real.

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                  • Nurse Clampett
                    Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                    Forum Member
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 974

                    #10
                    Re: Praise the lord

                    Welcome, Giant Negro!
                    Luke 5:31
                    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                    • Giant Negro
                      Unsaved trash
                       
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 38

                      #11
                      Re: Praise the lord

                      Thank you for all the love and support my friends!

                      I apologize but you will have to excuse my poor grammar and bad spelling because naturally my heritage is black and therefore I am stupider then the white man. I have good news though! I have vitiligo, it is a skin disease that destroys pigmentation! Soon I will be white too! Hallelujah!

                      I was wondering if I could become more then unsaved trash
                      I'm smarter then your average Negro!

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22912

                        #12
                        Re: Praise the lord

                        Originally posted by Giant Negro View Post
                        Thank you for all the love and support my friends!

                        I apologize but you will have to excuse my poor grammar and bad spelling because naturally my heritage is black and therefore I am stupider then the white man. I have good news though! I have vitiligo, it is a skin disease that destroys pigmentation! Soon I will be white too! Hallelujah!

                        I was wondering if I could become more then unsaved trash
                        There may indeed be an Act of Godly Compassion here, however, do not get your hopes up too high:

                        Jer:13:23: Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.

                        Yet there is hope HERE.
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • HTannor
                          America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 2612

                          #13
                          Re: Praise the lord

                          Originally posted by Giant Negro View Post
                          I was wondering if I could become more then unsaved trash

                          Would it be so.

                          I was blessed to be moved off the Unsaved Trash list and am truly enjoying it. The benefits are wonderful.

                          When you achieve that status I will shout Glory for you.

                          In the meantime, how are your shoe-shining skills?
                          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29453

                            #14
                            Re: Praise the lord

                            Originally posted by Giant Negro View Post
                            Thank you for all the love and support my friends!

                            I apologize but you will have to excuse my poor grammar and bad spelling because naturally my heritage is black and therefore I am stupider then the white man. I have good news though! I have vitiligo, it is a skin disease that destroys pigmentation! Soon I will be white too! Hallelujah!

                            I was wondering if I could become more then unsaved trash
                            Hey big blackie! You picture is not quite what I was expecting. Less scary (you know how you people look to decent White folk).

                            I doubt you'll be white, maybe some sort of Grey. I hope your nose does not fall off. You do not molest little kids, do you?
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Giant Negro
                              Unsaved trash
                               
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 38

                              #15
                              Re: Praise the lord

                              Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                              Would it be so.

                              I was blessed to be moved off the Unsaved Trash list and am truly enjoying it. The benefits are wonderful.

                              When you achieve that status I will shout Glory for you.

                              In the meantime, how are your shoe-shining skills?
                              I will pray everday for this day to come.
                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              Hey big blackie! You picture is not quite what I was expecting. Less scary (you know how you people look to decent White folk).

                              I doubt you'll be white, maybe some sort of Grey. I hope your nose does not fall off. You do not molest little kids, do you?
                              I normally do not outfit myself wearing Tupac shirts and doo-rags as they are childish. I enjoy dressing like a whiteman, I believe it adds intellegence to my pityful mind. I love children, and I touch them and they touch me, however there is no physical contact whatsoever.
                              I'm smarter then your average Negro!

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