[Jake Ruby]

Re: sorry

How is not using the shift key more "time efficient"? You hit the shift key with the pinky on one hand while you hit the key you want capitalized with a finger on the other hand. Using the shift key and not using the shift key take exactly the same amount of time.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Actually hitting the shift key at the same time as the letter key will not work, you have to hit it and slightly before you hit the letter key while holding it down. It is not a complex process, I know, but there is also the time in making sure you are pressing the right key (which might be a problem if you never took keyboarding and have a new laptop with a flimsy keyboard and short stubby fingers). In making this statement I was merely trying to make the point that the term "lazy" is relative and a matter of perspective to man. Only God knows whether not hitting the shift key is lazy or not. The same goes for using abbreviations. Also, everyone (even True Christians) is guilty of sin for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God. The only difference is that those who have accepted Jesus as their savior is absolved of their sins in God's eyes. This is not to say they will not sin or that their sins are justified, it is just to say that let God judge me for how I type for that is his place...not man's.

[Pompom29]

Re: sorry

You seem very argumentative. You need to respect your elders such as Brother Nobar.

[Doomageddon2]

Re: sorry

No we cain't cause it's what you be writin between da lines dat counts, too.
To tell us you "dashinly handsome" jist shows you a braggart and ain't got no humbleness bout you.

Half the people here have no humbleness about them.
Claiming to be God's favorite church is far from humble. Also there happen to be many people who come here convinced they are right and want to prove LOBC wrong. But that's all beside the point. This is a place of worshiping Jesus and God, not arguing with a noob about the shift key.

Honestly, just hit the stupid button and move on. It's easy and doesn't waste that much time. Then you can move on to read and discuss the evils of braille and crocs or what ever suits your fancy.

Also Miss Vavoline, please use spell check. It's that little button that says ABC and has the check mark.

[Pompom29]

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Half the people here have no humbleness about them.
Claiming to be God's favorite church is far from humble. Also there happen to be many people who come here convinced they are right and want to prove LOBC wrong. But that's all beside the point. This is a place of worshiping Jesus and God, not arguing with a noob about the shift key.

Honestly, just hit the stupid button and move on. It's easy and doesn't waste that much time. Then you can move on to read and discuss the evils of braille and crocs or what ever suits your fancy.

Also Miss Vavoline, please use spell check. It's that little button that says ABC and has the check mark.

What a perfect example of not respecting your elders. You also must suffer from a malnourished brain to be taking cheap wimpy shots at Miss Valvoline.

[Doomageddon2]

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Ah, but who says she's my elder? You know not my age young one.

[Pompom29]

Re: sorry

You look like you just want to argue. Looking at your name and signature you are full of hate and are pushing God away. Even if the Armageddon is finally drawing nearer it should be anticipated with hope and not doom.

[Doomageddon2]

Re: sorry

I suggest picking up a dictionary, young one.
According to Dictionary.com
Doom:
1: fate or destiny, esp. adverse fate; unavoidable ill fortune
Sounds like the fate of the unsaved.
2: ruin; death
Many are those who will walk in to hell.
3:a judgment, decision, or sentence, esp. an unfavorable one
All will be judged by God. Many will be cast into the lake of fire.
4: the Last Judgment, at the end of the world.

According to the same reference:
Armageddon:
1: the place where the final battle will be fought between the forces of good and evil (probably so called in reference to the battlefield of Megiddo. Rev. 16:16).
Any more questions?
-Doomageddon-

[Pompom29]

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First of all I would prefer not to be called "young one."

Secondly you are satanically predicting that the Armageddon will bring about doom, yet the truth is that the coming of Christ and his judgment will only doom the sinners. For The True Christians(TM), the Armageddon will bring about eternal peace in heaven.

So unless you are a sinner, look forward to the last judgment!

[Jake Ruby]

Re: sorry

Half the people here have no humbleness about them.
Claiming to be God's favorite church is far from humble. Also there happen to be many people who come here convinced they are right and want to prove LOBC wrong. But that's all beside the point. This is a place of worshiping Jesus and God, not arguing with a noob about the shift key.

Honestly, just hit the stupid button and move on. It's easy and doesn't waste that much time. Then you can move on to read and discuss the evils of braille and crocs or what ever suits your fancy.

Also Miss Vavoline, please use spell check. It's that little button that says ABC and has the check mark.

I like how sensible you are. However, I would just like to point out that through the entire conversations I HAVE been hitting the button, people just want to keep bringing up that they think I am lazy without even knowing me and I felt I should defend myself. But you are right in that none of that is important, only topics about our faith (which I said numerous tomes).

[Doomageddon2]

Re: sorry

I'm predicting nothing, satanic or otherwise. The Bible tells us that many people, the unsaved sinners, will be cast into the fires of hell on Judgement Day.
Yes, it will be a glorious day for True Christians™ everywhere. For those who aren't saved it will be a day of doom, pain, and suffering.
But you are getting off topic by picking at a screen name.

[Repentant Liberal]

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Half the people here have no humbleness about them.
Claiming to be God's favorite church is far from humble. Also there happen to be many people who come here convinced they are right and want to prove LOBC wrong. But that's all beside the point. This is a place of worshiping Jesus and God, not arguing with a noob about the shift key.

Honestly, just hit the stupid button and move on. It's easy and doesn't waste that much time. Then you can move on to read and discuss the evils of braille and crocs or what ever suits your fancy.

Also Miss Vavoline, please use spell check. It's that little button that says ABC and has the check mark.

We don't tolerate racism in any form on this board! You shouldn't make fun of Miss Valvoline for her nigraness.

[Repentant Liberal]

Re: sorry

I like how sensible you are. However, I would just like to point out that through the entire conversations I HAVE been hitting the button, people just want to keep bringing up that they think I am lazy without even knowing me; I felt I should defend myself. But you are right in that none of that is important, only topics about our faith (which I said numerous tomes).

Until you are capable of using proper American grammar, how are we supposed to understand what you are trying to say?

[Doomageddon2]

Re: sorry

I'm not being racist. I'm just asking her to press a little button to help us all understand her words just a little better.

[Repentant Liberal]

Re: sorry

Until you are capable of using proper American grammar, how are we supposed to understand what you are trying to say?

She can't help that she talks like a nigra! As caring and understanding True Christians we appreciate her input regardless.

[Doomageddon2]

Re: sorry

But a Couple posts ago you were getting on to young Mr. Ruby for not using proper American grammer.
I will admit that he should probably use spell check as well and he should proof read his post but as for Miss Vavoline, all she has to do is click the spell check button and it does all the correcting for her! Easy day.