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  • TheEndIsNigh
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    • Aug 2009
    • 1

    #1

    Dear Christians, Especially the one named Talitha.

    Your little signature suggests that it is merely Atheism that makes no sense. No, I am not personally Atheist, nor am I any specific religion. I am simply a man who believes very strongly in showing people that the errors they perceive as logic are nothing but a false assumption, and things such as religion are nonsense. In my personal opinion, "Organized Religion" is a joke. To me, religion is nothing but a belief meant to help people with insecurities and weakness hide behind a false idol. This practice is embarrassing to me and I really wish that some of the people here would open their minds and not judge so much. If you think you are such an amazing person that the rest of the world is just drowning in your sea of righteousness...congratulations. You are officially a moron with a god complex.

    Now, on to the important business. I'm going to give you a pretty accurate description of what you believe. Your religion, simply put, is nothing but the idea that a cosmic Jewish man can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master. In return, he will remove an evil force from your soul present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

    Do not get me wrong. I do not hate Christians, Atheists, Jews, or any specific religion/belief. I simply hate ignorance. I hate people that think they are so right that any other person in the world with a different opinion than them will burn eternally. I just wish that certain people, such as Talitha, would see that the things they say and do are completely ridiculous. I wish that they would not try so hard to go out of their way to put down someone who believes something other than what they believe. Look at your signature woman. Look at the way you make people perceive you. Is that what you want? Is that how your "God" would want you to be? Would he wish that you insult a different belief set for a laugh? No, and people like you disgust me.

    Moderators, Admins, Members, Pastors, and anyone else reading this. If you really feel it necessary to ban me, hate me, and close your mind to my opinion so be it. I am simply giving MY opinion that is different from yours. If you ban me then you are just proving my point. I wish that everyone would just open their minds to opinions everywhere.

    Thank You,
    -The End
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Dear Christians, Especially the one named Talitha.

    Originally posted by TheEndIsNigh View Post
    In my personal opinion, "Organized Religion" is a joke.
    You are a joke.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #3
      Re: Dear Christians, Especially the one named Talitha.

      Originally posted by TheEndIsNigh View Post
      If you ban me then you are just proving my point.
      Nonsense. If we ban you, it's because you're persecuting us and mocking God.
      I wish that everyone would just open their minds to opinions everywhere.
      That's ironic considering how you've closed your mind to Jesus.
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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
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        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
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        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: Dear Christians, Especially the one named Talitha.

        Originally posted by TheEndIsNigh View Post
        I hate people that think they are so right that any other person in the world with a different opinion than them will burn eternally.
        It's not whether we think we're right. We're just telling people what the Bible says. If they don't like it, they can take it up with the Almighty.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: Dear Christians, Especially the one named Talitha.

          I bet this one cries when he doesn't get what he wants for Christmas, and has no problem celebrating Halloween.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: Dear Christians, Especially the one named Talitha.

            Originally posted by TheEndIsHigh View Post
            Your religion, simply put, is nothing but the idea that a cosmic Jewish man can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master. In return, he will remove an evil force from your soul present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
            Gee, I've never heard that line before. I've decided to turn my back on Jesus and condemn myself to an eternity in Hell because of reading that very convincing sentence!

            It's not like it hasn't been on a "motivational poster" for about a decade. You're an idiot and a plagiarist.

            Do not get me wrong. I do not hate Christians, Atheists, Jews, or any specific religion/belief.
            I see, so that's why you joined a Christian church forum to insult its members.

            I hate people that think they are so right that any other person in the world with a different opinion than them will burn eternally. I just wish that certain people, such as Talitha, would see that the things they say and do are completely ridiculous. I wish that they would not try so hard to go out of their way to put down someone who believes something other than what they believe.
            You mean by joining their discussion forums uninvited to insult them?

            Oh, wait. That'd be you.

            If you ban me then you are just proving my point. I wish that everyone would just open their minds to opinions everywhere.

            Thank You,
            -The End
            No, if the administrative staff bans you, it's because you're rude and insulting, anti-Christian, and have no useful reason for being on a Christian church's discussion forum.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29457

              #7
              Re: Dear Christians, Especially the one named Talitha.

              Originally posted by TheEndIsNigh View Post
              Your little signature suggests that it is merely Atheism that makes no sense. No, I am not personally Atheist, nor am I any specific religion. I am simply a man who believes very strongly in showing people that the errors they perceive as logic are nothing but a false assumption, and things such as religion are nonsense. In my personal opinion, "Organized Religion" is a joke. To me, religion is nothing but a belief meant to help people with insecurities and weakness hide behind a false idol. This practice is embarrassing to me and I really wish that some of the people here would open their minds and not judge so much. If you think you are such an amazing person that the rest of the world is just drowning in your sea of righteousness...congratulations. You are officially a mormon with a god complex.

              Now, on to the important business. I'm going to give you a pretty accurate description of what you believe. Your religion, simply put, is nothing but the idea that a cosmic Jewish man can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master. In return, he will remove an evil force from your soul present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

              Do not get me wrong. I do not hate Christians, Atheists, Jews, or any specific religion/belief. I simply hate ignorance. I hate people that think they are so right that any other person in the world with a different opinion than them will burn eternally. I just wish that certain people, such as Talitha, would see that the things they say and do are completely ridiculous. I wish that they would not try so hard to go out of their way to put down someone who believes something other than what they believe. Look at your signature woman. Look at the way you make people perceive you. Is that what you want? Is that how your "God" would want you to be? Would he wish that you insult a different belief set for a laugh? No, and people like you disgust me.

              Moderators, Admins, Members, Pastors, and anyone else reading this. If you really feel it necessary to ban me, hate me, and close your mind to my opinion so be it. I am simply giving MY opinion that is different from yours. If you ban me then you are just proving my point. I wish that everyone would just open their minds to opinions everywhere.

              Thank You,
              -The End
              Sorry you have such a aversion to religion. Funny though, you went to the trouble to find us. I think if you actually read the postings many make, you'll find everyone here is far from ignorant. We do get a lot of trolls and trouble makes that we'd rather just went away, so we dispatch them as quickly and simply as possible. An intelligent discussion with many of the 'children' is impossible. They understand "No', 'Yes', 'Sit', Eat' and not much else. You have barged in our home tossing accusations about like so many other do and wonder why we are on the defensive? Your writings of narrow mindedness appear closer than you think if you'd look in a mirror.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Talitha
                Deaconess
                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2026
                • 15118

                #8
                Re: Dear Christians, Especially the one named Talitha.

                Awwww, May God Bless his cold dark Agnostic heart.
                I'm so pleased you took the time to read my signature.
                Are you ready to accept Jesus as your personal Lord and Savior yet?

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                • 4HisGlory
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 46

                  #9
                  Re: Dear Christians, Especially the one named Talitha.

                  Originally posted by TheEndIsNigh View Post
                  Moderators, Admins, Members, Pastors, and anyone else reading this. If you really feel it necessary to ban me, hate me, and close your mind to my opinion so be it. I am simply giving MY opinion that is different from yours. If you ban me then you are just proving my point. I wish that everyone would just open their minds to opinions everywhere.

                  Thank You,
                  -The End
                  When you open you heart to Jesus, there is no other opinion except His.
                  38 John said to him, "Teacher, we saw someone driving out demons in your name, and we tried to prevent him because he does not follow us."
                  39 Jesus replied, "Do not prevent him. There is no one who performs a mighty deed in my name who can at the same time speak ill of me.
                  40 For whoever is not against us is for us. Mark 9:38-40.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: Dear Christians, Especially the one named Talitha.

                    Originally posted by Godmocking scum
                    Now, on to the important business. I'm going to give you a pretty accurate description of what you believe. Your religion, simply put, is nothing but the idea that a cosmic Jewish man can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master. In return, he will remove an evil force from your soul present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
                    Do you truly imagine that we will be swayed by this? Do you fancy yourself the first demon who has slithered into God's favorite forum and posted that bit of plagiarized hatred? Is that the best you can do?

                    This isn't our first rodeo, heathen. We've dealt with unsaved scum like you before. Jesus sent you here for a reason.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Bob Wajorsky
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                      Forum Member
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 63

                      #11
                      Re: Dear Christians, Especially the one named Talitha.

                      I would have to say that this is one big fool.

                      As the good people here at Landover seem to believe the same as me, we are not pushing our views on anyone. Infact all be do is tell the truth as it was written by god himself in the UNALTERED version of the King James 1611 Bible.

                      It is clearly written there is only one true god and his word is final. People are intitled to their own openions and views just as long as they understand they will burn in hell for all eternity when they make god angry.

                      the bible tells me so.

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22929

                        #12
                        Re: Dear Christians, Especially the one named Talitha.

                        Originally posted by TheEndIsNigh View Post
                        [...]Your religion, simply put, is nothing but the idea that a cosmic Jewish man
                        Jesus was not jooish
                        can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh
                        That's what Catlix believe - they are the minions of the antichrist
                        and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master.
                        the word you are looking for is "PRAY"
                        If you ban me then you are just proving my point.
                        Can you explain your logic please?

                        You're opinions are just that -opinions. We are not interested in them. God's opinions, or as we say, "facts" are the only important ones.
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                        • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                          Senior Pastor
                          VP of Evangelical Outreach
                          On FIRE for Jesus
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5812

                          #13
                          Re: Dear Christians, Especially the one named Talitha.

                          Originally posted by TheEndIsNigh View Post
                          Now, on to the important business. I'm going to give you a pretty accurate description of what you believe. Your religion, simply put, is nothing but the idea that a cosmic Jewish man can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master. In return, he will remove an evil force from your soul present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
                          Wrong. That's what the liberal "Christians" believe. Merely taking communion isn't what saves you, nor is merely repeating some "sinners' prayer". There is no such thing as "original sin" either. The "evil force" in our souls is our own sins. We don't inherit sin.

                          You have to repent from sin, and stop sinning, and only then will Jesus save you. You cannot be saved while you are still in your sins. That would be like asking your wife to forgive you for cheating on her while the other woman is still in your arms.

                          Pastor Billy-Reuben
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                          • WWJDnow
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 6322

                            #14
                            Re: Dear Christians, Especially the one named Talitha.

                            Originally posted by TheEndIsNigh View Post
                            I am simply a man who believes very strongly in showing people that the errors they perceive as logic are nothing but a false assumption, and things such as religion are nonsense.
                            You should be posting on Catholic forums, then.

                            To me, religion is nothing but a belief meant to help people with insecurities and weakness hide behind a false idol.
                            Christians don't worship idols, God forbade that in the Second Commandment. Catholics do worship idols, though.

                            If you think you are such an amazing person that the rest of the world is just drowning in your sea of righteousness...congratulations. You are officially a mormon with a god complex.
                            All Mormons have God complexes. They actually think they can become Gods. What kind of idiot would believe something as ridiculous as that? Pastor Deacon Fred of the Landover Baptist Church did an excellent video on that subject:


                            Now, on to the important business.
                            You mean that all that stuff you wrote before wasn't important? Why did you write it, then?

                            Your religion, simply put, is nothing but the idea that a cosmic Jewish man can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master.
                            Eat His flesh? That is disgusting. You have us confused with Catholics again.

                            In return, he will remove an evil force from your soul present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
                            You got one right, at least.

                            I wish that they would not try so hard to go out of their way to put down someone who believes something other than what they believe.
                            You're putting us down for what we believe. You're just another self-righteous hypocrite.

                            Is that how your "God" would want you to be? Would he wish that you insult a different belief set for a laugh?
                            Yes, just as the great Prophet Elijah mocked the prophets of Baal for their false beliefs:

                            And they took the bullock which was given them, and they dressed it, and called on the name of Baal from morning even until noon, saying, O Baal, hear us. But there was no voice, nor any that answered. And they leaped upon the altar which was made. And it came to pass at noon, that Elijah mocked them.... 1 Kings 20:26-27
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