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  • The Sisters Wierdsbe
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2009
    • 6

    #1

    We are So Pleased to be here!!!

    Please let us introduce ourselves:

    We are Mary Therese and Mary Claire Wierdsbe, recently wed to Dr. Warren Wierdsbe. We are sisters, and our maiden names need not be mentioned, since we have forsaken mother and father to join with such a wonderful, Godly man as our Warren!

    MT: As Dr. Wierdsbe has mentioned, I was living a quite shameful life of sin on the internet until recently. I met Warren in an internet chat room, one-on-one you might say, and in the course of our "conversation" he told me about God and Jesus Christ and won me to the Lord and won my heart for him all at once! After meeting IRL, I just knew that he was the

    man for me, and I was the woman for him! He had just recently lost his wife of 40 years, Esther, and I was happy to fill a hole in his life, just as he was happy to fill a hole or two in mine.

    Needless to say, we were married right away and for the first time in years, I was able to go home to my parents and be unashamed. With such an obviously Godly husband, and the obvious change in my own self, my mom and dad were beside themselves with joy. And then my younger sister came in the room . We've been bff since little girls and boy, did she like Warren! She jumped right into his lap and gave him the biggest kiss and hug to welcome him to the family. It seemed to go on forever and it warmed my bottom heart to see it.

    MC: Wow! I was just floored when Therese came home with such a beautiful man, inside and out! I'd never seen any of her boyfriends before, since she left home when I was only 14 and she was 18. She and mom and dad had been having a very rough time, what with her not coming home sometimes, and them finding her emails and other things I can't mention (but they buzz!).

    So all I knew besides what Therese wrote home about were the printed computer pics some of the boys at school would slip into my locker. I just knew they were photoshopped with Therese's head on some whore's body in a room with a hot guy or two, or a hot girl or two or other stuff. I always turned them in to Sister Catherine at the school because I didn't want to look at them too much. She was always glad to get them, and would hold me for a long time when I gave her some new ones.

    Anyways, here comes Therese with this hunka man, and I find out he loves God, too (even though he's not Catholic) and I nearly melted. I had to go to confession the next day and Father Jackson questioned me closely about my feelings inside and out for Dr. Wierdsbe. But when I spoke more intimately with Warren, he won me over, too. I understand now how evil the Roman Catholic church is, and how much I love God and His AV1611 King James Bible (Warren taught me to call it that to be precise).

    Not long after that, I left home to live with Warren and Therese as a sister-wife. I had been very careful up until that time, never to get myself in what mom calls a "compromising situation" with a boy, so I was very new to all the "marriage duties" (mom again). Turns out they aren't "duties" so much as a....hold on....wow. So much as a fun, exciting, intense way to make Warren happy! And for a man his age, he is apparently some kind of superman, if Therese is telling me the truth!

    MT: I always tell the truth these, days, Claire. We are so happy and so in love, all three of us. And I love nothing better than to share that with my sister (and sister-wife) Claire. We are both very glad to be here sharing our love of Christ and His Holy AV1611 King James Bible with all of you.

    We also hope to share with the ladies some of the things I have learned and transform them for Jesus and our husbands...to make them happier and more fulfilled as men of God.

    In Christ,
    Mary Therese Wierdsbe
    Mary Claire Wierdsbe
  • angels
    Forum Member, lost in space
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2009
    • 794

    #2
    Re: We are So Pleased to be here!!!

    Welcome Ladies, I hope when I marry, I can be as happy as you both so obviously are.
    Many many congratulations on finding your wonderful husband and also for finding the Good Lord God.

    Praise Be.

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    • Dr. Warren Wierdsbe
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2008
      • 450

      #3
      Re: We are So Pleased to be here!!!

      Oh my goodness. Life is so full of joy. Isn't God good? I have all that a man in this life might hope to have, except enough sleep!

      In Christ,
      Warren

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22906

        #4
        Re: We are So Pleased to be here!!!

        What an excellent outcome for simply everyone, Dr Wierdsby. Your sadness over the death of you wife assuaged by God bringing you to the two charming young ladies.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
          Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
          Forum Member
          • May 2009
          • 666

          #5
          Re: We are So Pleased to be here!!!

          Mary Therese looks awfully familiar. I swear I've seen her before. I can't quite put my finger on it.
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          SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

          Hosea 9:7
          The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #6
            Re: We are So Pleased to be here!!!

            Warren, I had gotten your invitation to your wedding and as you know, I was unable to attend due to an ICE issue (not my fault at all). I finally get to see the blushing brides! You old dog! Congratulations again. I see from your avatar picture they are taking good care of you.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: We are So Pleased to be here!!!

              Welcome to God's favorite forum ladies. I just got off the phone with Dr. W and have confirmed that he has given the two of you permission to post here, on a limited basis.

              I'm sure we'd all like to hear about the pies you bake and whatever household tips you might have to share with the Ladies of Landover.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #8
                Re: We are So Pleased to be here!!!

                Mesdames, welcome to God's favorite discussion board. Jesus has clearly blessed your happy home.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                • 4HisGlory
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 46

                  #9
                  Re: We are So Pleased to be here!!!

                  I'm forced to wonder about the age of these photos. Surely no good Christian woman would dress this way. I'm assuming that two of you have changed into a more Godly attire and that these pictures are very old. I am of course happy that you have all found happiness and are truly blessed by the Lord.
                  38 John said to him, "Teacher, we saw someone driving out demons in your name, and we tried to prevent him because he does not follow us."
                  39 Jesus replied, "Do not prevent him. There is no one who performs a mighty deed in my name who can at the same time speak ill of me.
                  40 For whoever is not against us is for us. Mark 9:38-40.

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