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  • Hello

    Hello,

    I just became a member of the forum.

    I am seeking guidance in my life as I am very afraid to go astray, I am still young (25) and know I don't have the life experience yet to make the right decisions.
    Jude 1:24-25

    Now unto him that is able to keep you from falling, and to present you faultless before the presence of his glory with exceeding joy, to the only wise God our Saviour, be glory and majesty, dominion and power, both now and ever. Amen.

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    Re: Hello

    Tell us, who has charge of you, your husband or your father?
    Does he know you are posting here?
    If you are married, how many children do you have?
    If you are not, why is that? Are you a cripple or particularly repellant?
    What is your favorite Bible verse?
    Which Church do you attend?
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • #3
      Re: Hello

      Tell us, who has charge of you, your husband or your father?
      My father is deceased. He died when I was a young child.

      If you are married, how many children do you have?
      Not married, no children.

      If you are not, why is that? Are you a cripple or particularly repellant?
      I don't know, this is the reason I am seeking guidance in my life.

      What is your favorite Bible verse?
      Jude 1:24-25
      Now unto Him that is able to keep you from falling, and to present you faultless before the presence of his glory with exceeding joy, to the only wise God our Saviour, be glory and majesty, dominion and power, both now and ever. Amen.

      Which Church do you attend?
      United Church but I am no longer convinced it is the right deriction for me.
      Jude 1:24-25

      Now unto him that is able to keep you from falling, and to present you faultless before the presence of his glory with exceeding joy, to the only wise God our Saviour, be glory and majesty, dominion and power, both now and ever. Amen.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello

        Well have no fear Kathryne, the fine Holy men on this site will give you the best advice around. As long as you heed their advice, you should have no fears of ending up in hell.

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        • #5
          Re: Hello

          Thank you Christiansoldier, your kind words give me hope.

          I am so fearful to go astray without the guidance of a righteous man.
          Jude 1:24-25

          Now unto him that is able to keep you from falling, and to present you faultless before the presence of his glory with exceeding joy, to the only wise God our Saviour, be glory and majesty, dominion and power, both now and ever. Amen.

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          • #6
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Kathryne View Post
            Tell us, who has charge of you, your husband or your father?
            My father is deceased. He died when I was a young child.
            Unfortunate for a Godly man is required to ensure the salvation of his children. Nevertheless, your mother is saved in childbearing* and should have learned sufficient to bring you up properly. Further, as a widow, she is responsible for here own actions and thus may grant you permission to be here. Please ensure that this is done.

            [quote]If you are married, how many children do you have?
            Not married, no children.[/quote]This is a remarkable oversight on behalf of your mother. Does she give any explanation?

            If you are not, why is that? Are you a cripple or particularly repellant?
            I don't know, this is the reason I am seeking guidance in my life.
            Ah, you are looking for a husband. Good News, there are many here who will be interested by a young lady despite many years of childbearing already having been lost.

            What is your favorite Bible verse?
            Jude 1:24-25
            Now unto Him that is able to keep you from falling, and to present you faultless before the presence of his glory with exceeding joy, to the only wise God our Saviour, be glory and majesty, dominion and power, both now and ever. Amen.
            Most suitable for one in your position, I congratulate you. I find that Jude is a much underestimated book and I am particularly taken with Jude:1:5: I will therefore put you in remembrance, though ye once knew this, how that the Lord, having saved the people out of the land of Egypt, afterward destroyed them that believed not.
            Jude:1:6: And the angels which kept not their first estate, but left their own habitation, he hath reserved in everlasting chains under darkness unto the judgment of the great day.


            Which Church do you attend?
            United Church but I am no longer convinced it is the right deriction for me.
            United Church? That is NOT a church - it is no more than a social gathering of fluffy lieberals twisting God's Words in a procrustean manner to fit their false views.

            Cease immediately!
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Kathryne View Post
              Hello,

              I just became a member of the forum.

              I am seeking guidance in my life as I am very afraid to go astray, I am still young (25) and know I don't have the life experience yet to make the right decisions.
              Welcome to God's favorite forum, Katy. I'm wondering why a 25 year old girl isn't with husband and child by now. Jesus expects you to produce little soldiers for all the future wars He has planned.

              Genesis 3:16
              Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #8
                Re: Hello

                Sir Ezekiel_Bathfire,

                My father was a God loving man who raised me in accordance with his beliefs. He wanted for me to be a good wife to a man who held the same beliefs as he did. With his passing I am afraid that my chances to be a good wife have been eradicated. I know it is a sin to speak ill about ones parents, but my mother has been lost to a life of sins. After my fathers death she turned to alcohol and men. Should I still ask her for permission to be a member of this forum. Who should I turn to for guidance?

                Yes, Sir Ezekiel Bathfire, I will cease my participation in the United Church immediately.

                Am I doomed for a life in sin and darkness?
                Jude 1:24-25

                Now unto him that is able to keep you from falling, and to present you faultless before the presence of his glory with exceeding joy, to the only wise God our Saviour, be glory and majesty, dominion and power, both now and ever. Amen.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Kathryne View Post
                  Sir Ezekiel_Bathfire,

                  My father was a God loving man who raised me in accordance with his beliefs. He wanted for me to be a good wife to a man who held the same beliefs as he did. With his passing I am afraid that my chances to be a good wife have been eradicated. I know it is a sin to speak ill about ones parents, but my mother has been lost to a life of sins. After my fathers death she turned to alcohol and men. Should I still ask her for permission to be a member of this forum. Who should I turn to for guidance?

                  Yes, Sir Ezekiel Bathfire, I will cease my participation in the United Church immediately.

                  Am I doomed for a life in sin and darkness?
                  I know you addressed someone else, but pretty much anyone can be saved (Even demycrats and atheists!) if saved properly.

                  The first thing you should do is tell us all of the sins you have done. Remember, God doesn't like liars!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Kathryne View Post
                    Sir Ezekiel_Bathfire,

                    My father was a God loving man who raised me in accordance with his beliefs. He wanted for me to be a good wife to a man who held the same beliefs as he did. With his passing I am afraid that my chances to be a good wife have been eradicated. I know it is a sin to speak ill about ones parents, but my mother has been lost to a life of sins. After my fathers death she turned to alcohol and men. Should I still ask her for permission to be a member of this forum. Who should I turn to for guidance?

                    Yes, Sir Ezekiel Bathfire, I will cease my participation in the United Church immediately.

                    Am I doomed for a life in sin and darkness?
                    Through Christ, all things are possible.

                    May I suggest that you begin by reading THIS thread, designed especially for new posters such as yourself, the better to understand our church doctrines.

                    If you are in need of private counseling, you may click on the link at the bottom of my signature. Uless you prefer, ahem, older men, in which case Brother Bathfire will most likely be able to give you a rough approximation of my rock hard stamina for Jesus.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Hello Kat,

                      If you're in need of a strong Christian man to guide you thru lifes obstacles, I suggest that you be a great baker of pies, solid in the art of making biscuits and gravy, and know the business end of a broom. I'm currently spoken for, but my cousin Elijah is in the market for a Christian bride. You're a little long in the tooth for marriage, but he's not getting any younger either.

                      God Bless

                      Johnny

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hello

                        Welcome, Kathryne!


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                        • #13
                          Re: Hello

                          Pastor Ezekiel I followed your advice and read through the thread you specified.

                          In no way am I seeking to bring shame to the Lord's name by opening the door to blasphemist liberalists.

                          My search for guidance is true and honest.

                          I am a sinner and ready to repent and bring salvation back into my life.
                          Jude 1:24-25

                          Now unto him that is able to keep you from falling, and to present you faultless before the presence of his glory with exceeding joy, to the only wise God our Saviour, be glory and majesty, dominion and power, both now and ever. Amen.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
                            Welcome, Kathryne!


                            Thank you kindly Jenni111.
                            Jude 1:24-25

                            Now unto him that is able to keep you from falling, and to present you faultless before the presence of his glory with exceeding joy, to the only wise God our Saviour, be glory and majesty, dominion and power, both now and ever. Amen.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hello

                              Originally posted by Kathryne View Post
                              Pastor Ezekiel I followed your advice and read through the thread you specified.

                              In no way am I seeking to bring shame to the Lord's name by opening the door to blasphemist liberalists.

                              My search for guidance is true and honest.

                              I am a sinner and ready to repent and bring salvation back into my life.
                              Now now, don't worry! Everything will be fine!

                              Have you found an Independant Baptist Church in your area? If not, you can always go to Freehold, Iowa; the location of this very fine church. I'm gonna let the readers of this topic in on a little secret; I am moving there soon!

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