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  • believer of Christ
    Unsaved Trash, Rabid Godmocker
    • Aug 2009
    • 30

    #1

    hello

    Im new here, and was told to make an introduction. Well here it is.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: hello

    An introduction includes information about yourself. What Church do you attend? How old are you? What are your favorite Scriptures?

    And why can't you find your "Shift" key?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Miss April
      Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
      Forum Member
      • Apr 2009
      • 685

      #3
      Re: hello

      Originally posted by believer of christ View Post
      Im new here, and was told to make an introduction. Well here it is.
      Hello Believer of Christ welcame to Gods Favorite Forum please tell us more about yourself starting with What's your name? Which Church do you attend? When did you came to know Jesus? what's your favorite Bible verse?

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      • believer of Christ
        Unsaved Trash, Rabid Godmocker
        • Aug 2009
        • 30

        #4
        Re: hello

        Oh, my apologies. I am 29, and I go to a Baptist church in Olympia.
        As for the shift key, I'm pretty sure I've found both of mine, and have used it correctly, such as at the beginning of sentences, so what do you mean?

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: hello

          Olympia, Washington? Which Church do you attend? I know a couple of Pastors up there.

          How many children do you have? What's your wife's best pie?

          Re: Your shift key...I was referring to the title of this thread. Don't you think it's disrespectful not to properly capitalize Christ? He died (temporarily) for my sins.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • believer of Christ
            Unsaved Trash, Rabid Godmocker
            • Aug 2009
            • 30

            #6
            Re: hello

            Originally posted by Miss April View Post
            Hello Believer of Christ welcame to Gods Favorite Forum please tell us more about yourself starting with What's your name? Which Church do you attend? When did you came to know Jesus? what's your favorite Bible verse?
            My name is Mark, and my personal favorite is actually Genesis 1:3.

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            • Wide-Open
              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 18449

              #7
              Re: hello

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              And why can't you find your "Shift" key?
              I have corrected the blasphemous situation Pastor.
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • believer of Christ
                Unsaved Trash, Rabid Godmocker
                • Aug 2009
                • 30

                #8
                Re: hello

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Olympia, Washington? Which Church do you attend? I know a couple of Pastors up there.

                How many children do you have? What's your wife's best pie?

                Re: Your shift key...I was referring to the title of this thread. Don't you think it's disrespectful not to properly capitalize Christ? He died (temporarily) for my sins.
                Oh yes, I'm sorry about that, its kind of late over here. I've been browsing the forum for some time, but I had to join and ask a few questions though.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: hello

                  Originally posted by believer of Christ View Post
                  Oh yes, I'm sorry about that, its kind of late over here. I've been browsing the forum for some time, but I had to join and ask a few questions though.
                  Where is "over here?"

                  What does "believer of Christ" mean? Here at Landover Baptist, we believe IN Christ. I've nevermet anyone who belived OF Him.

                  Before you start pelting us with questions, please use the "search" function to see if they haven't been answered before. Most likely they have.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Wide-Open
                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18449

                    #10
                    Re: hello

                    So believer, how did you find our Godly forum? I hope you were looking for information for your Bible study?
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • believer of Christ
                      Unsaved Trash, Rabid Godmocker
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 30

                      #11
                      Re: hello

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Where is "over here?"

                      What does "believer of Christ" mean? Here at Landover Baptist, we believe IN Christ. I've nevermet anyone who belived OF Him.

                      Before you start pelting us with questions, please use the "search" function to see if they haven't been answered before. Most likely they have.
                      I simply meant that I believe there was a Jesus Christ, as well as believing, in him, and that he died for our sins.
                      Oh, and I'm on the West Coast.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: hello

                        Originally posted by believer of Christ View Post
                        I simply meant that I believe there was a Jesus Christ, as well as believing, in him, and that he died for our sins.
                        Oh, and I'm on the West Coast.
                        Well it's not late on the West Coast, pal. It's early morning, isn't it?

                        I'd still like to know what Church you attend. What's your Pastor's name?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • believer of Christ
                          Unsaved Trash, Rabid Godmocker
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 30

                          #13
                          Re: hello

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Well it's not late on the West Coast, pal. It's early morning, isn't it?

                          I'd still like to know what Church you attend. What's your Pastor's name?
                          Haha, maybe if you went to bed first, but yes, it is early morning.
                          I attend the First Baptist Church of Olympia with pastor Bob Sievers.
                          For future reference I am a saved believer.

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22892

                            #14
                            Re: hello

                            Originally posted by believer of Christ View Post
                            [...] For future reference I am a saved believer.
                            ...and you accept without qualification the following:

                            "The Holy Bible was written by men divinely inspired and is God's revelation of Himself to man. It is a perfect treasure of divine instruction. It has God for its author, salvation for its end, and truth, without any mixture of error, for its matter. Therefore, all Scripture is totally true and trustworthy." ?
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                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • Wide-Open
                              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 18449

                              #15
                              Re: hello

                              Originally posted by believer of Christ View Post
                              Haha, maybe if you went to bed first, but yes, it is early morning.
                              You ignored my question the first time, so I'll ask again: how did you find our forum?

                              Don't lie to us (and Jesus).
                              Psalm 81:10:
                              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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