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Dear Ladies and Gentlemen of the famous Landover Baptist Church,
I´ve been looking into your forums for several days now, as I´m very interested in (TRue) Christian Life in foreign countries, especially those that are hostile to Christians like Iran, Turky, the USSR, France and now even the USA. My prayers are with you.
Please allow me to introduce myself, I´m a man of wealth and taste (although you have surely already figured out that I´m not a native english speaker). I come from a small country someone may have heared about. It´s south from Scotland, east from Swiss, threatened by the soviets, occupied by the French, overcrowded with islamofascists and called Germany. I´m born in Palatinate, one of the last christian parts of this sinkhole called a country (Free Palatinate!) and baptised as a Reformed Christian
Currently I can´t attend churches on a regular base, because I live in (one of) the vilest part(s) of Germany that is so close to France I can even smell their incense every sunday. I lived as a sinner/liberal for a long time, practised vile debauchery, played D&D, even voted for Chancellor Schroeder (the german archenemy of your famous ex-president), but I honestly never attended one of the sex orgies liberals practise whenever they are not scheming against America, planing suicide bombings, mocking the army or sacrificing children.
As I was saved from this sinful life, my favourite part of the Bible is Luke 15, 11 - 32. But I like all the other stories, too. (I must confess I don´t read the KJB, which is the "political correct" version of the Bible of Genevra, which I read, as every good Calvinist should. And I am a good Calvinist)
If, for somne unknown reason, anybody is interested in the hardships of (True) Christian Life in a country full of Lutherans, Catholics and even stranger cults, feel free to ask me about it. Note, though, that I probably need time to answer, because of my problems in understanding your language (and the strange fact that for some bureaucratical reason the Europian Union ruled that Germany and the USA are not part of the same time zone). If somebody of you is (for some very unknown reason) in any way interested in german history or "culture" (which are both anti-Christian, as I must confess to my deepest regrets), feel free to ask me, too.
Yours sincerly,
Tumpelritter
I´ve been looking into your forums for several days now, as I´m very interested in (TRue) Christian Life in foreign countries, especially those that are hostile to Christians like Iran, Turky, the USSR, France and now even the USA. My prayers are with you.
Please allow me to introduce myself, I´m a man of wealth and taste (although you have surely already figured out that I´m not a native english speaker). I come from a small country someone may have heared about. It´s south from Scotland, east from Swiss, threatened by the soviets, occupied by the French, overcrowded with islamofascists and called Germany. I´m born in Palatinate, one of the last christian parts of this sinkhole called a country (Free Palatinate!) and baptised as a Reformed Christian
Currently I can´t attend churches on a regular base, because I live in (one of) the vilest part(s) of Germany that is so close to France I can even smell their incense every sunday. I lived as a sinner/liberal for a long time, practised vile debauchery, played D&D, even voted for Chancellor Schroeder (the german archenemy of your famous ex-president), but I honestly never attended one of the sex orgies liberals practise whenever they are not scheming against America, planing suicide bombings, mocking the army or sacrificing children.
As I was saved from this sinful life, my favourite part of the Bible is Luke 15, 11 - 32. But I like all the other stories, too. (I must confess I don´t read the KJB, which is the "political correct" version of the Bible of Genevra, which I read, as every good Calvinist should. And I am a good Calvinist
)If, for somne unknown reason, anybody is interested in the hardships of (True) Christian Life in a country full of Lutherans, Catholics and even stranger cults, feel free to ask me about it. Note, though, that I probably need time to answer, because of my problems in understanding your language (and the strange fact that for some bureaucratical reason the Europian Union ruled that Germany and the USA are not part of the same time zone). If somebody of you is (for some very unknown reason) in any way interested in german history or "culture" (which are both anti-Christian, as I must confess to my deepest regrets), feel free to ask me, too.
Yours sincerly,
Tumpelritter
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